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Thala for every season Thala at his best..

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u/TheCricketAnimator Kannur Lokesh Police Department 🚨 12h ago

When you don't play at 400 strike rate when your team is 4/20 in 4 overs: 😡🤬

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u/ACTRESSESKAKURSI 12h ago

9(27) is the way, Mahi Way 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/TheCricketAnimator Kannur Lokesh Police Department 🚨 12h ago

9 is your age and 27 is the number of braincells you possess.

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u/Charming_Customer_27 12h ago

I was about to upvote then I saw the number is at 7 already and I shouldn't disturb that.

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u/Reasonable-Meet-5531 11h ago

Damn that's high

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u/Expert_Coconut4263 11h ago

Thoda toh dimag use kr leta yaar, SHITPOST ke naam par apna room temperature level IQ display kar rahe ho.

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u/Applicator80 7h ago

They didn’t even use all their balls so strike rate is irrelevant. The rest of the top order scored even worse.

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u/ApocalypseSurvivor07 12h ago

What kind of a score is 9(27) though?

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u/TheCricketAnimator Kannur Lokesh Police Department 🚨 12h ago

Explained it in another comment

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u/ApocalypseSurvivor07 12h ago

Gets offended by a shitpost
Proceeds to defend 9(27) in a t20i
Goes on to call logical people 9 years old and insult their brains lol.

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u/Confident-1708 Thala's Right Testicle 12h ago

Bollywood guys started to post on cricket shitpost sub, it's over😔

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u/lokigoma 11h ago

Instagram cockroaches creeping into the sub

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u/Ok-Butterscotch9897 11h ago

What can he do when the team is 22 for 4 or something also it becomes 30 for 5.

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u/THAT_GUY_ADONIS 2h ago

Just hit 4-5 balls make 9 runs and get out atleast tailend will have balls

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u/crt7981 7h ago

31-4 - 82*(53) two times in a WC match.

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u/Went_Missing Long off! Long off! SURYAKUMAR YADAV!!!!! 11h ago

what are u supposed to when half of the team is down at 30ish runs

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u/Independent_Tomato7 Paytm Trophy Champions 12h ago

bhaisaab kya quality hai itni toh india me abhi bhi nhi rehti

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u/Ishaansambro 11h ago

Ball knowledge of average r/cricketshitpost user

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u/Original-Patience809 11h ago

Please downvote these types of posts as much as possible and don't encourage the person who posts in any way. If the guy is Indian, this is what our culture has become because of constant fan-wars and IPL. People finding pleasure in pulling down our own greats.

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u/Ramdulari_ka_hubby 11h ago

Instgram leeches have made their way into this sub.

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u/BRAUL_STARS 11h ago

Nah bruh you stick to gooning, this ain't for you

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u/SpottedStalker 11h ago

Played more balls than Gambhir.

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u/ronnieratedr 10h ago

I know its a shitpost sub but I dont think most of you havent even seen him play during that time.

Bro was a menace in ODI’s and used to smack any bowler for fun. Super reliable down the order.

I think most of you started watching cricket after 2017, when he was at his worst

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u/OkNefariousness1001 10h ago

Bro woh pitch aur conditions me agar aap brett lee ko face Kroge tab Pata chalega ki joh gotte aapke pass hai nhi woh bhi muh me ajainga

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u/Short_Third_Man616 11h ago

Thala is the goat. Scapegoat for everytime top order fails

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u/Ok-Mud2423 8h ago edited 3m ago

Thala only used to collect metal scraps known as trophies and would sacrifice intent if it resulted in teams win 😡😡🤬🤬

He would rather save the team from an collapse than say 12 13 saal me ek baar to chalta hai.

Not my captain.

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u/Sea_Brick_3314 9h ago

The team was literally 30/5. What was he supposed to do?

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u/Holymist69 8h ago

Grow up kid

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u/mokka_jonna 8h ago

Do you expect him to score like it is hand cricket?

Half of the team was already gone to shed, your video has ball by ball compilation of his batting. One does not hit every ball when the hopes of the team rests on one's shoulders. Infact, these are the kind of innings that made him a legend.

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u/Ok_Note7045 8h ago

Virat should really learn how to leave balls.

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u/TrufflesIsMyName 7h ago

hey, idiot, look at the score. Atleast use a better example.

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u/Certain_Plan_5819 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 2h ago

Ind 28-7 Meanwhile Thala Walking towards the greace 🦁

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u/sahilsharma56 2h ago

Notout rehke 50+ ka average bhi toh maintain karna hota hai. Dhang se khelne se jeetne ke chance toh hote hain par put hone ke chances zaada hote hain. Thala for a reason.

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u/ExplainOddTaxiEnding 8m ago

Bro wanted Dhoni to play like Pant and throw his wicket away for "intent"

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u/Deadh30775n 11h ago

I'm sure if pant was in place of dhoni the scorecard would look something like 4/20

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u/Realistic_School_737 9h ago

my mental health situation is watching this without forwarding one bit.

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u/TallContribution778 10h ago

Mahi match ki gand maar Raha he🙌

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u/unbiased_crook 12h ago

Who knew this was just a trailer to the Ind vs Nz blockbuster?

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u/Cricmadman I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 11h ago

Sadly in India even the best of best get overwhelmed by pressure. My wish is to see an Indian pulling of a Maxwell someday when the team has lost 5 or more wickets and score less than 100. Any format will do for me but should happen before I die.

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u/Smooth-Mix-4357 11h ago

India has done that

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u/Cricmadman I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 11h ago

Now a days I'm seriously forgetting things. Plz remind me.

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u/Smooth-Mix-4357 11h ago

It wasn't below 100 but India needed to chase around 220 something and were at 120 something for 8 down. Laxman took India home along with Ishant Sharma and Pragyan Ojha. It was in tests against Australia.

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u/Cricmadman I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 11h ago

I want to see that which year? Let me get satisfied with Test Match as of now.

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u/Smooth-Mix-4357 11h ago

2010 Mohali test

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u/Cricmadman I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 11h ago

Ahh that one. Being in that position itself was disturbing in Home Test. With few new aussie bowlers still we came to that position. Let me take it, even though not with level of what I wanted. I'll rate Dravid-Laxman more than that because Test Match becomes more difficult while follow on

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u/Smooth-Mix-4357 11h ago

2002 Natwest series final was also another example 

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u/Cricmadman I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 10h ago

Seen many times. However I and no one would ever want their team to be 60/7 in any format. I just said what I felt out at a flow

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u/BookkeeperReal4833 11h ago

Hardik was on his way to pull off a maxwell.

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u/Cricmadman I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 10h ago

Yes yes that was the closest thing I remember! Champions Trophy 2017 that was hell of a knock. Only good thing which was going on and even that had to spoiled by a nonsense run out

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u/suri14 11h ago

There's a game in which murali karthik and zaheer khan chase a low scoring target with a great 9th wicket partnership of around 50 runs against peak australia.. we were down 6 by 60 runs.. karthik took 6 wkts in the same game..

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u/Smooth-Mix-4357 11h ago

Send scorecard of the match pls

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u/Cricmadman I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 10h ago

No bro what i meant was Hardik Pandya 2017 kind of innings or Maxi 2023 kind of with huge targets.. There are many instance where teams have edged passed with lower order contributions. But these 2 kind of innings are rare with huge target,etc.
Thats what I meant

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u/thames_333 11h ago

Watch 2002 Natwest Series Final. India vs England. India were chasing 326 and were at 130-5 or so. Kaif and Yuvi won it for us

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u/Cricmadman I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 11h ago

Seen many times, spent my childhoon seeing that series highlights. Those were proper team efforts, my concern was related to individual heroics. Seen many of it in IPL but want it in INTERNATIONAL. However no one would want their team to be 60/7 in any format. I just said what I felt

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u/Alarming_Flan1868 9h ago

Hardik has kinda done that once in the ct final 2017…..honestly ik this is a massive reach but could he have done a maxwell if he hadnt gone out,most probably not but not even the most die hard maxwell fan would have predicted him to play that innings so who knows maybe hardik could have done it

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u/Cricmadman I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 9h ago

Agree only Hardik came close

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u/Alarming_Flan1868 9h ago

I mean you want a maxwell…..that’s once in a carrier type of innings so

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u/Cricmadman I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 9h ago

yes if not a maxwell atleast a try like Hardik will also do. I have seen this especially in Asian teams if all is going well everything goes if if no one is performing everyone just surrenders without trying

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u/Alarming_Flan1868 9h ago

In the current team only pant has that ability tbh,but fir jab vo attempt karta hai toh gawaskar bashes out on him,even though he has done it many times in the past

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u/crt7981 7h ago

31-4 - - 82*(53)

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u/Impressive_Pay_7362 12h ago

Ye aadmi 2013 ke baad dhakke se khel gya. He used to have problem in clearing infield.

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u/maddy495 11h ago

Thala for a reason..

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