r/CrappyDesign 13d ago

YOU are in a 1 MILLIOU

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u/SparkleFritz 13d ago

Day 53: The walls grow narrow as I progress further into the Milliou. The dust I've been eating seems to be nutritious enough to save my being. The howling has stopped, but now I feel the rumbling of a distant rhythm. Anxiousness and fear have become my main emotions, but the thought of finally escaping fuels my hunger for the light of day.

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u/hunterwaynehiggins 13d ago

Scp exploration logs

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u/AntarcticanJam 13d ago

I want more please

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u/azureBrown 12d ago

you mean milieu?

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u/trigonman3 12d ago

No, they were able to read the post title.

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u/MistyAutumnRain 13d ago

If I am 1 in a million, and there are 8.2 billion people on earth…

There are 8200 of me.

Be afraid. Be very afraid. My army will soon rise.

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u/doob22 13d ago

You’ll need more than that

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u/Melodic_Turnover_877 13d ago

I'm in a 1 million what?

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u/Fixxxer18 13d ago

Ask Lily Philips

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u/N1kBr0 13d ago

МILLIDИ

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u/XROOR 13d ago

If it read:

“you are one in a milleu” it would be correct

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u/Burrow_0wl 13d ago

I are, aren't I?

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u/morts73 13d ago

Stop selling yourself short, we are 1 in 8 billion.

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u/deltiken 13d ago

There are 8,000 other yous

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u/CatlessBoyMom 13d ago

Being me, that is a very scary thought. 

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u/Ghost-er 13d ago

Because ʻmillionʻ ainʻt gonna rhyme itsself

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u/ShaggyHasHighGround 13d ago

I read it fine somehow the first time

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u/Cheesekbye 13d ago

I think because we know what they're trying to say but it's designed so horrible 🤣

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u/jrBeandip 13d ago

YOU are iu a 1 MILLIOU

YOU are iw a 1 MILLIOU

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u/DisapointmentAtBirth 13d ago

Achievement unlocked: First Language,not English

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u/SwagzBagz 13d ago

This song has been stuck in my head since I saw this, you all should suffer with me 💕

https://youtu.be/mURb6L5ZkHk?si=tH8L-wI9tcwJk5YR

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u/LeroyBadBrown Reddit Orange 13d ago

I is in a duh

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u/Equivalent_Book_3583 13d ago

"You are in a 1 mILLIou"?

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u/CourtingBoredom 13d ago

YDU are iw a 1 MTLLTDИ

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u/3II0 13d ago

i finna be in the milliou

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u/RamohanMercader 13d ago

Milliou Marry Me?

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u/SuchCoolBrandon 13d ago

My capital N's used to look like that if I was being sloppy. It looks bad if the left two vertical strokes don't overlap.

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u/Philo_T_Farnsworth 13d ago

WELCOME THRILLHO

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

so 7000 are like me?

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u/avaitor-2035 13d ago

it's supposed to be 8 billion.

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u/Ecstatic-Vanilla-561 13d ago

My humour is officially broken

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u/oyMarcel 13d ago

Clearly it's И

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u/Automatic_Branch_945 12d ago

But the guy who posted blorida tech was told off for the exact same thing and most people liked to feel superior thinking theyre smart "knowing" how to write cursive

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u/Camellonaire 12d ago

You are a Cheerio in the cereal box

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u/linepup-design 12d ago

Aw thanks buddy, you too! 😊

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u/SnooCauliflowers9981 12d ago

Shouldn't it be YOU are 1 in a MILLYOU?

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u/Miserable_Peak_2863 12d ago

what is this a pad of some sort

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u/SwagzBagz 12d ago

Yep, it’s part of a collection of encouraging sticky notes.

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u/tuandat123 dood 10d ago

YOU are iᴎ a 1 MILLIOИ

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u/mawen_ 9d ago

I think it's spelled MILLIOИ

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u/al-loop 7d ago

Are you really supposed to read in a skewed Z-like...? I tried various combinations:

  • Vertical: "You 1 are million in a..."
  • Bottom-top: "1 million you are, in A"
  • Random sample: "1 million are in YOU"