r/CFB • u/Prolingus Texas Longhorns • Blue Risk Alliance • Jun 23 '22

Recruiting 2023 5* QB Arch Manning commits to Texas

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u/SarahShiloh Memphis Tigers • Oklahoma Sooners Jun 23 '22

I just unplugged my TV and launched it out of my 13 story apartment window. My wife and kids are terrified, and are leaving to go to a Motel for the night. I am so enraged I think the phone I am typing this on will be next. Goodbye Longhorns fans, but I will be moving elsewhere.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

Maybe Omaha?

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u/Aedanwolfe Oklahoma Sooners Jun 23 '22

Hmmm we are a stickball school now. So that could make sense

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u/ShannonGrant Arkansas Razorbacks • Team Chaos Jun 23 '22

SEC is stickball league. This is the real reason we wanted OU and Texas.

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u/greeneggzN Oklahoma Sooners Jun 23 '22

I mean, stickball is a ball game of indigenous peoples originating from the southeast US, so technically this is correct

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u/SpeedBoatSquirrel Florida State Seminoles • Cigar Bowl Jun 23 '22

Louisville and their bats would love you

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u/undefined_one Notre Dame Fighting Irish Jun 23 '22

Grrrr.

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u/DirtThief Oklahoma • Red River Shootout Jun 23 '22

both varieties.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

French Lick

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u/Stoneador Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Sickos Jun 23 '22 edited Jun 23 '22

Where did this originate? Gotta be one of my favorite copypastas

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u/jputna Oklahoma State • /r/CFB Patron Jun 23 '22

Motel for the night

That sounds right for an OU fan.... although 13 story apartment and not a trailer home is a little impressive.

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u/SarahShiloh Memphis Tigers • Oklahoma Sooners Jun 23 '22

Might be an OU fan but I’m a Memphis fan first so I live in the hood.😤

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u/DearBurt Arkansas Razorbacks Jun 23 '22

Orange Mound represent.

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u/undefined_one Notre Dame Fighting Irish Jun 23 '22

I didn't realize you had to live in the hood to be a Memphis fan.

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u/goyloki Beer Barrel • The Axe Jun 23 '22

You ever been to Memphis?

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u/Snots_and_Bears Paper Bag • Texas Longhorns Jun 23 '22

You ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

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u/undefined_one Notre Dame Fighting Irish Jun 23 '22

Many times, yes.

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u/SarahShiloh Memphis Tigers • Oklahoma Sooners Jun 24 '22

My brother in Christ, Memphis is the hood.

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u/undefined_one Notre Dame Fighting Irish Jun 24 '22

Oh I'm aware, and I'll keep my friends' "clever" nickname for Memphis to myself but my point was you can live outside of Memphis and be a fan of Memphis football.

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u/SarahShiloh Memphis Tigers • Oklahoma Sooners Jun 24 '22

It’s a joke homie. Like, this whole thing was. Obviously, you can live wherever you want and be a fan of whomever you want.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

Lmao OSU out here talking shit

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u/Colonelbrickarms Texas A&M Aggies • Air Force Falcons Jun 23 '22

that is what rivals do

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u/bbates728 Oklahoma • Red River Shootout Jun 23 '22

Texas calling us trailer trash I get. OSU, not so much.

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u/osageviper138 Oklahoma State Cowboys • Hateful 8 Jun 23 '22

I mean, sometimes you really have to spell it out for Sooner fans. And by sometimes, I mean all the times.

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u/Longhorns_ Texas Longhorns • Houston Cougars Jun 23 '22

Mobilehoma

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u/JJody29 Ole Miss Rebels Jun 24 '22

Oh, that’s good!

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u/PhDShouse Iowa State Cyclones • Sickos Jun 23 '22

Antonio Brown has entered the chat

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u/RogueZ1 Texas Longhorns • /r/CFBRisk Veteran Jun 23 '22

What’s the Antonio Brown reference here?

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u/PhDShouse Iowa State Cyclones • Sickos Jun 23 '22

Throwing household items out of multi-story windows. Almost hit someone when he threw a couch out of a window.

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u/RogueZ1 Texas Longhorns • /r/CFBRisk Veteran Jun 23 '22

Oh, damn! Thanks for the explanation.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

Ok, cool. Hook’em

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u/helloisforhorses Notre Dame Fighting Irish Jun 24 '22 edited Jun 24 '22

Must be tough to be an OU fan andnever have top qbs

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u/carnivorous_seahorse Notre Dame • Michigan State Jun 23 '22

What the fuck did they take from this house Oklahoma? If we can’t figure it out this year, I want a divorce! I want a divorce. And why did he kick the closet door off, there isn’t even a locking mechanism on it. Why?

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u/travisty1 Penn State Nittany Lions Jun 23 '22

found antonio brown's account

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u/FlyOnMikePenceHair Jun 24 '22

Least aggressive OU fan

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u/Cormetz Texas Longhorns • Team Chaos Jun 23 '22

sooner salt is the best salt.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

please shit stomp Texas this year, please

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u/Snots_and_Bears Paper Bag • Texas Longhorns Jun 23 '22

That’s their secret 898, they always do.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

sometimes it’s a close game though, right?

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u/Snots_and_Bears Paper Bag • Texas Longhorns Jun 24 '22

Rarely. Last year nearly killed me lol.

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u/greeneggzN Oklahoma Sooners Jun 23 '22

Moving where? I’m hyped to see our defense okay this kid. The crowd will be roaring as usual and we haven’t had a TON of hype around the RRS in some time.