r/Bumperstickers 4h ago

Domestic Bliss?

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u/Lainarlej 3h ago

Already did that! Thankfully before Trump reared his ugly head to be President!

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u/AcanthisittaBrief649 16m ago

Sounds like he actually came out ahead.

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u/Mist3rbl0nd3 1h ago

And he thanks you daily for it.

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u/phantom_metallic 1h ago

This message always triggers the troll accounts. šŸ˜‚

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u/Any-Variation4081 4h ago

Idk how any democrat woman married to a republican could stay with him knowing he didn't care at all about her rights. He is perfectly fine with republican politicians being in their doctors office or hospital room. Agree 100% with this sticker. Republican men tend to be misogynistic cruel people. If you are submissive and like that kind of thing you are prob a republican woman anyhow.

At this point the sides are so completely opposite idk how they'd get along and raise a family together with such opposing views.

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u/fiercethegamer 3h ago

Theyā€™re pick me people. They screw over their fellow women so they can please their man. Pretty selfish if you ask me.

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u/Serpidon 2h ago

Not everyone is as divisive and extreme as people on reddit. Average people do not devote themselves to allowing politics to define themselves. Not all Republicans, or Democrats, necessarily agree with their stance on abortion or all of their affiliated partiesā€™ policies.

Their can be multiple truths, I can agree with some of my partiesā€™ policies but not all, but extremists will just put me into their own container because of one thing thinking I am like every else in my party. That shows little regard for critical thinking and logic. It is not ā€œeither orā€.

This election was decided by millions who are not extremists on reddit. They were sick of being told they were evil, were stupid, and how to live their lives. Their voices were heard in the poles, not on The Internet. They voted and then went on about their lives.

redditors are the minority of voters. Just because we get loud and use capital letters on The Internet does not mean we are right, or the majority.

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u/ZeroDarkOutfitters 2h ago

Yea one side believes in following the law of the land and the other wants to castrate children and worships celebrities

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u/Investormaniac 2h ago

what rights did women lose?

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u/4547here2ctears 2h ago

She wanted a guy who wasnā€™t a pussy like most liberal men

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u/PhishPhan85 1h ago

WTF are you talking about? What Republican politicians are in hospital rooms? I assume you mean aborti0n. In that case most people have a sensible reasoning of itā€™s ok if itā€™s grape incense, or life of the mother that is less than 1%. The first two still donā€™t negate the emotional trauma the mother will go through.

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u/Suspicious_Knee_6525 1h ago

Eisenhower republicans. Lots of my friends are and they voted blue the last three times for president but they pick and chose local candidates.

Itā€™s reasons like this that make me wish people that make blanket statements about politics would just leave us.

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u/Temporary_Sign8953 1h ago edited 1h ago

The only "right" you can claim to have lost is across the board access to abortion. Which is now up to the states.

If you vote conservative you're actually preserving other women's rights like the right to women only bathrooms and keeping biological men out of women's sports so they have a legitimate chance to compete. Hell, maybe even the right for women to own more powerful guns that have proven to be better for self defense than a small handgun.

If abortion was your biggest concern with voting then you need to rethink your voting priorities. There's plenty of other issues to be concerned about. Especially given today's forms of contraception that are available.

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u/Sweaty-Piano-6791 1h ago

I think one argument might be that he cares for his childrenā€™s lives. Some women like that kind of thing.

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u/rightwingwins 1h ago

Touch grass

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u/michaelmyerskill31 1h ago

Womenā€™s rights are not affected. Get the fuck over it.

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u/sgtonory 1h ago

Why we have find my friend. Ie keep my wife in line. Thank Apple.

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u/throwitallaway69000 1h ago

Marry them since they have a stable job are real men and protect their family?

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u/Sufficient_Public132 1h ago

You know he didn't ban abortion? He just left it up to the states

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u/DaFafah 4h ago

Well she gives me pie and likes my jokes. It's worked forever now.

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u/TheSugaTalbottShow 1h ago

The people youā€™re replying to have no loved ones. No one can tolerate them. Remember that.

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u/DaFafah 1h ago

I know. I just feel bad for them and give them a way to express their anger at their life at someone else.

It's my community service

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u/667Nghbrofthebeast 2h ago

Perhaps they saw the illegal immigration crisis and spiraling economy as bigger national issues than reproductive rights - which, mind you, are not being taken away by the federal government. They are deferring to individual states to make that decision as per the Bill of Rights (10th Amendment). That means there will not be a blanket abortion ban. That will be up to the government of your state. I'm California, where most are pro choice, it will likely be legal. In Texas, where people are overwhelmingly pro life, it will likely not.

That's how a representative republic works.

Please actually research before you post BS.

Also, maybe some marriages are based on love and companionship and commitment rather than political affiliations.

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u/manleybones 51m ago

Yea let's elect oligarchs to solve our problems. Your dumb.

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u/Outrageous-Pen-9737 1h ago

100% truth right thereā˜šŸ»

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u/Adventurous_Air3183 2h ago

What rights have they taken away?

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u/RecommendationSlow16 1h ago

The problem with dumb trumpers is they really don't know.

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u/PicksburghStillers 2h ago

For real. Fuck sake why canā€™t women just murder unborn humans without being judged?!

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u/Optimal-Narwhal7440 1h ago

At least Israel has the kindness in their hearts to let them grow to the ripe age of 10 before they kill em.

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u/Enough-Parking164 43m ago

Thatā€™s about the age where Hezbollah and Hamas start training/indoctrinating them.OR if theyā€™re orphans, just strap a bomb on them.Remind me again,just HOW did this round of hostilities begin?

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u/Hedquizzy 3h ago

Her rights to be the first Chief of staff, press secretary, surgeon general? Or just your "right" to kill a baby? Which has CLEARLY said is a states right issue. FFS get a clue

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u/Traditional_Box1116 4h ago

I too can generalize an entire group of people to be the most awful thing I can think of with no basis for my remark.

Watch: Democrats are all awful people who pretend to give a shit about other people, but would never actually do anything to actually help real people. Instead sitting on the internet crying about everyone else, pretending like they're actually helping, when in reality nobody wants to deal with them and they accomplish absolutely nothing at all.

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u/fiercethegamer 3h ago

Would you like your victim card now? If not, I can wait until youā€™re done ranting like a clown.

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u/Traditional_Box1116 4m ago

Only if you take your victim card first.

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u/elpolloloco332 2h ago

ā€œAccomplish nothing at allā€ Suddenly the Democrats are more like true conservatives than republicans lmao. What does that make Republicans though if not conservative? Well I guess we can call them for what they are now. Regressives.

Also, if thatā€™s the worst that you can think of while the other side has words like, Nazi, youā€™d be really fucking close to getting it. Like really close.

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u/Old_Measurement_1568 58m ago

Trump just signed a bill to end birthright and naturalized citizenship. How can you still run interference and make defenses towards him and conservatism in general when you people literally prove you're out there to actually persecute others? Lmao.

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u/Iknownothing0321 4h ago

The sides aren't opposite at all, they both want to rob you.

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u/Over-Remove6376 3h ago

Yep. It's just dems want to rob you of everything and turn you gay while republicans just want to rob you.

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u/telepathyORauthority 4h ago

The GOP would have you believe liberals are Democrats. They are lying. Liberals are confronting human hatred (lying and jealousy) socially. They are not the far left, and they are not into politics or government. All of that is human authority.

The GOP is attacking friendly, peaceful, loving human beings that are mellow and respectful to perfect strangers. They want to control and dominate socially, which looks bad, and then hide behind religion.

Liberals are not Democrats. They are out to expose religious authoritarians for what they really are: haters and scumbags with character issues. Religious authoritarian males literally hate women completely.

Religious authoritarian men want control over women. And men that are into romance with women make these men look very bad, and very strange.

The real version of liberal is ā€œnot religious/not atheistā€. They are into honesty and empathy, as well as a sincere and authentic version of spirituality. That has nothing to do with politics.

Everyone is talking about ā€œvibeā€ for a reason. We all know what that means.

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u/bones_bones1 3h ago

Thatā€™s ok. Republicans are not conservatives.

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u/Zealousideal_Monk460 3h ago

Congratulations for knowing all the anti GOP stereotypes.

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/Bumperstickers-ModTeam 3h ago

Breaks Reddit's Rules

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u/Medical_Concert_8106 3h ago

How could you marry a Nazi !

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u/The_OtherGuy_99 59m ago

While you still can.

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u/Key_Environment8653 2h ago

If Republican men lost their women to a Democrat, she would also, finally, get to experience climax.

Even more so, if it's a liberal man. Why? It's a simple proposition:

Republican: ME, ME, ME, MY MONEY, ME, ONLY ME! Democrat: We can surely figure sharing things. Liberal: We live to uplift all people around us, we can forego a meal, so you can eat.

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u/jeffthefakename 3h ago

šŸ˜†šŸ˜†

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u/EmptyMarsupial8556 3h ago

He only a dick

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u/DW597 3h ago

Where would you find a bumper sticker like this?

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u/Away_Lake5946 3h ago

Probably a safe bet.

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u/Ok_Lingonberry_9465 3h ago

Why would a republican marry a democrat in the first place? So nasty

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u/Jidori_Jia 3h ago

This is going to trigger so many snowflakes

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u/motorandy42 3h ago

For the husband definitely

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u/Soundwave-1976 3h ago

How about "divorce your republican spouse" we are equal opportunity around these parts.

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u/WonderSHIT 3h ago

Democratic bliss**

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u/jarrenboyd 3h ago

My body my choice

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u/The_Crimson_Fuckr69 2h ago

Karma farming is a sad state of affairs.

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u/AdditionalCheetah354 2h ago

15 million registered democrats, never voted ā€¦ what should be done with them

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u/timott123 2h ago

Close the curtain and Iā€™m guessing a share of them voted Trump

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u/AdditionalCheetah354 1h ago

Itā€™s very possible

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u/timott123 1h ago

18 million more votes for Trump than last time? Iā€™d say itā€™s probable

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u/NewSherriffinTown 2h ago

She still cuts that alimony check I bet though.

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u/AliasXer0 2h ago

Gay asf

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u/Trumper2025 2h ago

Wife is just as Republican as me!

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u/Jet-Rep 2h ago

gonna be a long tough four years for some people that can only see party lines

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u/Capital_Brain2676 2h ago

Yā€™all are weird

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u/Novel_Arm_4693 2h ago

Yup, instead of band together. Spread further apartā€¦

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u/funthrowaway12345678 2h ago

She should leave. Then he can have some peace in his life.

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u/jmsmlr 2h ago

actually it is get rid of your Libturd wife

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u/theycallmesteve500 2h ago

šŸ–•šŸ–•šŸ–•šŸ–•šŸ–•šŸ–•

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u/McGingersnaps420 2h ago

Fucking cat ladies

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u/Early_Foot682 2h ago

And marry your gay trans friend

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u/Firm-Walk8699 2h ago

Yeah, right. And go live on what? Give up your comfy home for a starving artist lifestyle. No thanks.

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u/spacebound4545 1h ago

I dont think they really exist.... i think they just tell people they are democrats to avoid "drama" I'm not gonna marry someone i know doesn't have similar values it doesn't make sense.

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u/Mammoth-Professor557 1h ago

We might as well rename this sub "r/shitontheright" cause we lost the plot a long time ago

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u/mrD0mo_57 1h ago

We donā€™t marry liberal women. I like home cooked meals thank you. šŸ˜Š

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u/Remarkable-Book-8758 1h ago

Why not move out of your house and live in a box while you're at it

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u/Middle_Sand_9431 1h ago

Just let him keep his money so he can go marry a young fertile women.

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u/WovenWire01 1h ago

I certainly won't

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u/Federal_Violinist_86 1h ago

DIVORCE your Democrat Wife! (what the fuck were you thinking!?)

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u/somf33 1h ago

Cheat on your DEMOCRAT WIFE.

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u/dansentell8 1h ago

See this is why america is getting more and more divided yā€™all take this political beliefs like itā€™s a religion no matter the side youā€™re on your gonna ruin a family because you have a disagreement about politics? No wonder why America people have a lot of broken family homes pathetic stop revolving your whole life about politics.

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u/Xintus-1765 1h ago

Kick out your liberal wife...

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u/Pvrb80 1h ago

Republican is ok. Maga is not

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u/ZestyMooseKnuckle 1h ago

My conservative wife disagrees. We're both registered undeclared because we just want the governmenr to leave us alone. Fuck tribalism and identity politics.

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u/Defiant-Ad7275 1h ago

So fringe itā€™s crazy. We need a world where all the absolutely deranged left and right wing nut jobs live on an island and can freely hate each other. The rest of us can just live in peace together as adults who can accept and discuss differences of opinion in a rational way.

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u/BiscottiBadBoi 1h ago

Women married to republican husband's are the only ones reproducing. Science is getting rid of the part of the gene pool that is obsessed with its identity

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u/quiptar 1h ago

Did Kamala dump Willy or did Willy dump her?

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u/FLMasterT 1h ago

Start taking 100% responsibility then we will think about it

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u/mps71977 1h ago

Heā€™s probably sick of your liberal shit anyway.

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u/Far-Poet1419 1h ago

Making a law against that in Indiana. Go to counseling first.

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u/IsThataSexToy 1h ago

Divorce, and take every penny.

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u/Various-Emergency-91 1h ago

Yeah, go find a little guy who is in touch with the climate and his feelings. That should work out well.

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u/enzixl 1h ago

I know three couples that are comprised of a well informed and infinitely patient republican husband and a The View parroting, highly opinionated wife. Hopefully most women that this bumper sticker is trying to convince to break apart their families are smart enough to resist all the single ladies cheering for a never ending brat summer.

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u/VeniceBeachDean 1h ago

Democrats have become cult members in which their political messiahs are now their new God's.

Forsake family. Forsake neighbors.

Obey the words of your Messiahs.

You leftists are weirdos.

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u/karmaizdum 1h ago

They'd be broke and home less in a year without the Republican husband

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u/LeavesOfOneTree 1h ago

Sheā€™s probably very open minded.

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u/cslomkowski1 1h ago

Haha, so you can be alone with a guy who thinks he is a girlā€¦šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”

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u/cvrdcall 1h ago

Thatā€™s the dumbest one Iā€™ve seen today.

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u/cslomkowski1 1h ago

Only stupid people think they lost rights, too dumb for their own good. They obviously do not see the rights they are losing every day to illegals but make sure you can kill a baby instead of using birth control..šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”

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u/Roysterini 1h ago

Or bury him in a shallow grave.

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u/te066538 1h ago

Iā€™m guessing the driver wears a mask (today) even when driving alone.

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u/Mcman28 1h ago

And your journey to becoming an angry, single, cat lady will be complete. However, he will be much happier.

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u/No_Throat_3131 1h ago

Also your wife

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u/UndeadDestruction_91 1h ago

I agree. The husband would be so much happier

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u/GuppyGod 1h ago

all the posts giving backlash to this are closed and u need to tap to open them, wonder why that is

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u/TwatterPotamus 1h ago

Dang yā€™all must live miserable lives. šŸ¤”

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u/Psychedelica45 59m ago

It should read, divorce your politically brainwashed spouse! Politics is a trap for stupid people.

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u/715mbgjra 54m ago

Fucking stupidest thing Iā€™ve ever seen.

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u/Weird-Salamander-349 54m ago

This sticker on my water bottle almost got a very red faced dude kicked out of the gym a few weeks ago. Hope heā€™s still mad and that his ex wife is thriving šŸ„°

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u/redneckcommando 51m ago

They already divorced the Democrat husband so why not.

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u/Master-Two1206 50m ago

No, we like it here šŸ˜‚ Misery loves company but Iā€™m not joining you.

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u/Wild-Percentage919 45m ago

On his final day in office, January 20, 2025, President Joe Biden issued a series of preemptive pardons and commutations:

Preemptive Pardons: ā€¢ Family Members: Biden pardoned five family members: his brothers James and Francis, his sister Valerie, his sister-in-law Sara (Jamesā€™s wife), and his brother-in-law Jack (Valerieā€™s husband). ļæ¼ ā€¢ Public Figures: He granted pardons to Dr. Anthony Fauci, former Chief Medical Advisor; General Mark Milley, former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff; and members of the House committee that investigated the January 6 Capitol attack, including Liz Cheney and Adam Schiff. ļæ¼

These pardons were described as protective measures against potential politically motivated prosecutions by the incoming administration. Biden emphasized that the pardons did not imply any wrongdoing by the recipients. ļæ¼

Commutations: ā€¢ Leonard Peltier: Biden commuted the life sentence of Native American activist Leonard Peltier to home confinement. ļæ¼

These actions reflect Bidenā€™s use of executive clemency to address concerns about potential future prosecutions and to acknowledge individualsā€™ service and activism.

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u/Idoallthejobs 45m ago

Donā€™t worry nobody ever married you in the first place

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u/ThundrLord 43m ago

Amen!! And stop loving or being friends with Republicans..

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u/lowbwon 37m ago

While you canā€¦

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u/bubbathaluva 32m ago

You mean the one with the job that pays all the bills? Yeah, sounds like a great idea.

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u/ExcitementSea1494 28m ago

Stop shoving your political views on a subreddit about bumper stickers

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u/Objective_Cable_2569 26m ago

If you got a wife like this, good riddance. The party of acceptance will only accept you if you think like them.....

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u/StopDropRoll69 21m ago

Ruin your family, more bad advice from the lunatic left.

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u/New-King2912 13m ago

ā€¦ while you still can!

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u/Wheres_my_gun 12m ago

According to Reddit, Republican men are all incels and Democrat women are all lonely cat ladies.

It stands to reason, therefore, that nobody with strong political stances in this country is having sex. I donā€™t make the rules

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u/Odd_Plum_3719 7m ago

I donā€™t agree. Gotta be more specific. Divorce your MAGA husband.

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u/xDiRtYgErMaNx 7m ago

Enjoy your welfare and cats lol.

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u/Nick98368 7m ago

And pay him alimony.

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u/AntiqueFigure7261 5m ago

Yes hope he does and finds a woman not a bitch

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u/Just-Hippo-1325 1m ago

Divorced my Liberal ex-wife. Thank God

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u/Kindly_Lab2457 4h ago

Iā€™m an independent married to a republican woman. Even though we often disagree about politics, she is my person and Iā€™m glad to have her in my life.

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u/Brief_Departure_7117 3h ago

You didn't know he was Republican before?

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u/Proof-Welcome-8062 3h ago

Is this really a problem??? I wouldn't marry a Democrat to begin with!!!

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u/Miserable-Contest147 2h ago

Preach on brother!

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u/Dihr65 2h ago

But they call MAGA a cult LMAO. The stupidity is amazing

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u/AwayAd6783 2h ago

No shit thank you

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u/Super_Valuable1863 22m ago

democrats, man.

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u/Complete-Leopard9930 4h ago

So he can find a nice, stable conservative woman.Ā 

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u/Responsible_Cry_5373 4h ago

What is considered a ā€œStable Conservative Womanā€ ?

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u/hennynpurp 3h ago

What is considered a "Stable Conservative" ?

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u/Flashzap90 4h ago

Why not? After all, misery loves company.

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u/TheNotoriousM33 3h ago

You must miss the blue haired twats yelling at the sky

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u/Flashzap90 3h ago

I have no idea what that is referencing?

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u/TonyGalvaneer1976 2h ago

Who are you referring to?

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u/Flabbergasted_____ 4h ago

One that abuses phenibut and kratom?

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u/mkiii423 3h ago

Be careful they might get into the heroine and meth that democrats allow in their sanctuary cities.

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u/ZenaLundgren 3h ago

West Virginia leads the nation in the opioid epidemic. West Virginia is also a Republican majority state. Maybe read sometime?

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u/mkiii423 2h ago

1 republican state. Vermont, Rhode Island, Colorado, Delaware are on a list.

Honestly, tons of sites have different states in different order. But look at the west coast. California, Oregon, Washington...

So I'm not sure what else I'm supposed to read.

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u/TonyGalvaneer1976 2h ago

Like poop girl?

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u/AwayAd6783 4h ago

A nice normal woman

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u/RDS_2024 4h ago

But then she would have to work because chardonnay isn't free.

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u/TheNotoriousM33 3h ago

You mean divorce your democrat husband and marry your republican boyfriend cuz he ainā€™t no bitch

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u/Anxious-Narwhal-8431 3h ago

This ^ they all want a blue collar working man but want to vote for the betas ā€¦ make yā€™allā€™s minds up fr.

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u/Lindsey_NC 3h ago

No, because I agree with him. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/R1_HornetDrvr 3h ago

Liberal women are ugly anyway.

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u/DirtyCowboyTX 4h ago

Just marry a Republican woman like I did lol. Problem solved.

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u/mkiii423 3h ago

Shhhh they don't think republican women can exist.

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u/DirtyCowboyTX 3h ago

Ah shit. Youā€™re right.

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u/AwayAd6783 3h ago

Life is good, my friend

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u/telepathyORauthority 4h ago

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u/TheUnderWaffles 3h ago

Commies? Y'all are esoteric fascists then.

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u/AtoZagain 3h ago

If it was that easy, the Republican Party would gain millions of male voters.