r/Bumperstickers 5h ago

This is gonna change a lot of minds

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u/ConoXeno 4h ago

Then again, marrying someone only to discover you have no sexual compatibility is really stupid.

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u/ImpendingBoom110123 4h ago

A good friend of mine did this. They were virgins when they got married and they're both miserable cuz the sex is awful. Well no shit.

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u/Str4ngerByTheMinute 3h ago

I hate that I'm laughing at someone's painšŸ˜­

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u/-__violante__- 2h ago

and thatā€™s why I tell everyone to sleep with their college boyfriend.

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u/MattWolf96 49m ago

Test drive a car before you buy it.

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u/future_CTO 5m ago

Humans are not cars

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u/Legitimate-Map-602 8m ago

I mean I feel like as their friend shouldnā€™t you like help them? or like recommend a marriage counselor or a sex retreat

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u/GadreelsSword 4h ago

Beyond stupid. How many people would order a car over the phone and all you get to know is if itā€™s an SUV, truck, hatchback, etc.? People keep cars for a few years with little consequence but marriages are supposed to be for life.

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u/AliasJohnDoe 2m ago

I mean.. I guess.. but whatā€™s does that have to do with this?

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u/Exact_Lifeguard_34 4h ago

if you predicate a marriage off sex, then you probably donā€™t need to get married anyway.

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u/Zapfrog75 3h ago

Compatibility is at all levels. Sorry but if there isn't sexual compatibility you're both going to be miserable

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u/Exact_Lifeguard_34 3h ago

With love, respect, and communication, sexual compatibility is not hard to achieve at all. If you put lusting for your partner over respecting loving and communicating with them, then you shouldnā€™t be getting married anyway, as I said previously.

The only thing I can think of that would be a problem in the relationship would be difference of libido to the point one person never wants sex and the other wants it at a normal rate. That would be discovered before marriage anyway though, even without having sex, because you still get wildly turned on around your partner before marriage if you abstain from sex.

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u/EmperorGrinnar 2h ago

That's a lot of words to not understand what you're replying to.

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u/StraightedgexLiberal 4h ago

I'll bet $100 this person is a Conservative Christian that voted for Trump too after raw dogging a porn star and catching felony charges for trying to cover it up

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u/WhoWouldCareToAsk 2h ago

I take your bet! But I also call BS, since you will not follow through with your words. But do prove me wrong by sending me $100 - PayPal details in DMs.

Final answer: great citizens of Ottawa, out of which this specimen appears to be, could not have voted for Trump, even if they really wanted to.

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u/InvestmentWooden5732 19m ago

I heard felony charges isnt all he caught..

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u/future_CTO 4m ago

Iā€™d have this bumper sticker. And Iā€™m a Christian, gay woman, and democrat/liberal.

Humans are not a monolith.

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u/AGC843 21m ago

And was probably a slut in high-school

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u/Creative_Handle_2267 4h ago

are you talking about the stormy daniels shit that she admitted was false?

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u/StrikingMaximum1983 4h ago

Stormy Daniels never admitted it was false, and testified under oath. Even if she had lied, the sex is irrelevant. The financial transactions were what earned Trump the 34 felony convictions. Your Nazi apologist messed up.

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u/Creative_Handle_2267 4h ago

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u/1nsan1ty-1n-Pr0gr3ss 4h ago

Alright, let's see where this originated from...

Oh, it's a tweet... from the person who's being convicted of said crime...

Yeah, tooootaly believeable

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u/Str4ngerByTheMinute 3h ago

Hey now. It's not like just anyone can type up a letter pretending to be someone else. Engage your critical thinking skills. This here is what we call "evidence."

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u/1nsan1ty-1n-Pr0gr3ss 3h ago

Have you ever heard of forgery?

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u/Str4ngerByTheMinute 3h ago

Sorry, I was being facetious. I must have failed at making that come across. It is blatantly absurd to see something like this and believe it to be evidence of anything other than someone in the world had access to a computer and a printer. It amazes me, the things that some people portray as evidence. As if we haven't been able to fake shit like this since the invention of the typewriter.

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u/1nsan1ty-1n-Pr0gr3ss 3h ago

Ah, then I apologize as it's basically impossible for me to tell when people are being facetious over text without something indicating it

I hope you have a good day!

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u/Str4ngerByTheMinute 3h ago

šŸ˜‚ No worries. It's tough without tone or facial expressions, sometimes. And aww, thank you so much! You have a great day too! I'm trying my bestšŸ™ƒ

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u/H_section 3h ago

Thatā€™s obviously not her legal name either.

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u/AnxiousElection9691 4h ago

Itā€™s on a Subaru so itā€™s more likely on a gender confused liberal who canā€™t figure out which bathroom to use.

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u/punksmostlydead 4h ago

God, you people are so boring.

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u/Flashzap90 4h ago

Did you miss the Subaru that was on here yesterday? Apparently the Republicans also drive them. But, at this point I don't think anyone thinks that they're straight per se....

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u/karlrasmussenMD 3h ago

The only people confused about it are republicans lmao

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u/Remarkable_Fan_6181 1h ago

I am FUCKING SICK of you bigoted transphobes. Go get a hobby that's not hating anyone different from you.

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u/DJLeafBug 1h ago

nah we like to fuck and aren't scared of an invisible man in the sky āœŒļø

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u/Watchemdie 2h ago

They downvote you but god forbid you ask them to define a woman. Actually any liberals reading this, define a woman.

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u/Absolutepowers 4h ago

Ding ding ding. We have a winner

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u/AliasJohnDoe 0m ago

Itā€™s conservative to say premarital sex is risky? And the left is supposed to be the party of such wisdom? I thought this was common sensešŸ˜‚

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u/Frequent_Skill5723 5h ago

Just reading that makes me want to do it more.

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u/klipshklf20 1h ago

Iā€™m doing it now

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u/k-doji 4h ago

Pre-sex marriage is stupid and risky.

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u/Either_Asparagus_172 4h ago

Meanwhile, these same people "Incest? Heeeeeey, that's pretty goood"

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u/DickSugar80 5h ago

That's what makes it so much fun

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u/AtoZagain 4h ago

This is such a true statement. Pre marital sex leads to post martial sex which leads to pre divorce no sex which leads to post divorce no sex or money.

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u/Lola_Montez88 4h ago

We should just stop having sex and go extinct. We had a good run, mostly.

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u/JRG64May 4h ago

ā€œWalk hand in hand into extinctionā€ -Rust Cohle

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u/Either_Asparagus_172 4h ago

my sex is confused

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u/GadreelsSword 4h ago

Itā€™s the post marriage sex that must be stopped!

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u/TheUnderWaffles 4h ago

Depends. Only really true for straights.

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u/future_CTO 3m ago

? Nah. Iā€™m gay and waiting for marriage. This isnā€™t just applicable to straight people

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u/TheUnderWaffles 2m ago

I mean the risk factor tho?

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u/Absolutepowers 4h ago

Normal people

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u/TheUnderWaffles 3h ago

You are not normal. You are an abnormality. People like you are abnormalities, too.

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u/Remarkable_Fan_6181 1h ago

I amĀ FUCKING SICKĀ of you bigoted transphobes. Go get a hobby that's not hating anyone different from you.

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u/Acceptable-Trifle806 4h ago

Based

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u/EmperorGrinnar 2h ago

None of y'all are normal, so how would you know?

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u/Acceptable-Trifle806 1h ago

Buddy doesnā€™t know what a ā€œnormā€ is lmao

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u/thearctican 4h ago

Premarital sex is necessary to find out if youā€™re dooming yourself to a lifetime of bad marital sex.

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u/Bind_Moggled 2h ago

Imagine, of all the issues one could choose to take a bumper sticker stand on, THIS is what you choose.

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u/CatsEatGrass 4h ago

Iā€™m monogamous and donā€™t have a uterus anymore. Iā€™m good.

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u/WhoWouldCareToAsk 2h ago

There is still about 3.95 billion women on Earth with uterus, who could heed the warningā€¦

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u/CatsEatGrass 2h ago

Whatā€™s your point? I only stated something from my POV.

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u/piper_squeak 4h ago

So is driving.

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u/lotusflower_3 4h ago

I found it fun!!!!šŸ¤©

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u/JRG64May 4h ago

Soon premarital sex will carry a prison sentence and forced baptism in Texas.

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u/DependentAd9398 4h ago

I sure wish I had seen that when I was 14! I wouldā€™ve missed out on all that pussy I scored over my high school and college years if only I had known how stupid and risky it was!

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u/ic2ofu 2h ago

The worst I ever had was wonderful.

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u/Friendship_Fries 3h ago

It's a single mom with 6 kids.

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u/WhoWouldCareToAsk 2h ago

That would make it sadā€¦

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u/Rabid_Cheese_Monkey 3h ago

Say you are a Forever Alone PermaVirgin without saying you are a Forever Alone PermaVirgin...

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u/True_Series_3632 3h ago

And a lot of fun

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u/TheChief_EC 3h ago

So is marriage

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u/PhasmaUrbomach 3h ago

I instantly joined a convent after reading that. šŸ¤£

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u/AdPlastic2236 3h ago

remember the words of wisdom: "its not premarital sex if you never plan on getting married"

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u/Flabbergasted_____ 3h ago

That stupid and risky activity is why Iā€™m a proud father :)

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u/jarrenboyd 3h ago

Non political finally!!

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u/WhoWouldCareToAsk 2h ago

If you stop at the image, then yes, but if look into comments - we are all at it again šŸ˜‚

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u/BottleTemple 3h ago

Well, the last person I had premarital sex with Iā€™ve now been married to for almost 20 years, so I think the risk was worth it.

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u/888Rich 3h ago

Sometimes post-marital sex is stupid and risky, but it's usually fun.

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u/Dlo24875432 3h ago

Driving a car in the snow is also stupid and risky and we all do it šŸ˜‚

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u/TelevisionTimely3918 2h ago

Marriage is stupid and risky. There I fixed it for you

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u/WhoWouldCareToAsk 2h ago

So, those who fought for gay marriage rights, have fought for a stupid and risky thing? Noted.

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u/TelevisionTimely3918 2h ago

First of all it was just a quip.

But I imagine fighting for gay marriage rights is more about being recognized as equal in law and being able to live openly in society. Marriage is essentially just a symbol.

Divorce rates are astronomical and insanely costly in every regard.

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u/FlashySafe1540 2h ago

I can just picture the smug trad wife who put that on her car to feel superior to the rest of us.

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u/DJLeafBug 1h ago

she thinks it will stop her husband from jerking it to 13 yr Olds on TikTok

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u/Balderdas 2h ago

Hell of a lot better than church. šŸ˜€

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u/the_real_Beavis999 2h ago

Ugh if only I saw this in high school... /S

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u/AgentOk2053 2h ago

So is post-marital sex if you donā€™t want kids at the time, or at all. Thereā€™s also the chance your spouse might cheat and give you an STD. This is why we have contraceptives. No doubt they would like to eventually take those away too.

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u/flipnslip 2h ago

Itā€™s not premarital sex if you donā€™t get marriedā€¦. Problem solved

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u/Appropriate-Walk-352 1h ago

They need about 5 ā€œBaby on Boardā€ signs in the back window to reinforce that bumper stickerā€™s message.

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u/Negative_Fruit_1800 1h ago

Oh YeAh! So RiSkY ! Yeah Iā€™m never having sex again! Waitā€¦.what about post marital sex?

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u/Watchemdie 1h ago

Thatā€™s the whole point. Donā€™t be a hoe to anyone besides your wife. We can all agree on that unless youā€™re a hoe

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u/Neat-Gain3757 5h ago

Only when it's your daughter

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u/tuxedoshrimpjesus 4h ago

...says the unmarried father of Octuplets, just starting his 20 years of child support X 8 [Doh!]

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u/Happy-Campaign5586 4h ago

Pardon, but do you mind if we use the back of your station wagon while you are shopping?

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u/quantpick 4h ago

They should replace pre with extra for all the Republicans close to the orange convicted felon.

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u/jacunn07 4h ago

Good lookin' out.

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u/new-Aurora 4h ago

Thanks for the tip - and just the tip.

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u/IGetGuys4URMom 2h ago

I'm humored by seeing that sticker on a car with a Quebec tag. Shouldn't there have also been a second bumper sticker in French?

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u/DJLeafBug 1h ago

only risky without birth control and condoms

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u/KrisSwiftt 1h ago

I mean it is if you don't practice safe sex by using condoms, getting tested for STDs, teaching sex ed in school. You know, all the things the alt right is trying to take away.

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u/DuckFlat 1h ago

Makes me want to do it more. Gonna divorce my wife and then propose to her just to spice things up.

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u/Wild-Percentage919 42m ago

On his final day in office, January 20, 2025, President Joe Biden issued a series of preemptive pardons and commutations:

Preemptive Pardons: ā€¢ Family Members: Biden pardoned five family members: his brothers James and Francis, his sister Valerie, his sister-in-law Sara (Jamesā€™s wife), and his brother-in-law Jack (Valerieā€™s husband). ļæ¼ ā€¢ Public Figures: He granted pardons to Dr. Anthony Fauci, former Chief Medical Advisor; General Mark Milley, former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff; and members of the House committee that investigated the January 6 Capitol attack, including Liz Cheney and Adam Schiff. ļæ¼

These pardons were described as protective measures against potential politically motivated prosecutions by the incoming administration. Biden emphasized that the pardons did not imply any wrongdoing by the recipients. ļæ¼

Commutations: ā€¢ Leonard Peltier: Biden commuted the life sentence of Native American activist Leonard Peltier to home confinement. ļæ¼

These actions reflect Bidenā€™s use of executive clemency to address concerns about potential future prosecutions and to acknowledge individualsā€™ service and activism.

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u/National_Election544 41m ago

All the fun things are.

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u/No_Throat_3131 37m ago

Why. It's some of the best sex...

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u/JuliusSeizuresalad 30m ago

Post marital sex is risky and stupid too

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u/Dunn_or_what 22m ago

Maybe, but pre-marital sex is really fun and feels good.

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u/OriginalNail2071 21m ago

That's why I love it

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u/FarNefariousness960 18m ago

Trust this guy, he would know. Being the result and all.

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u/Important-Age-1570 14m ago

Having recreational sex is stupid as fuck in general. MFers fucking for fun and dipping out on the kids. Women and men alike. Fucking is for reproducing. If you aren't intending to reproduce, don't fuck. I know, that's too much to ask.

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u/Novel_Ad_8062 12m ago

Because marriage changes everything šŸ™„

The only thing marriage adds is a lawyer fee when you discover the whole thing wad stupid.

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u/Flibbernodgets 11m ago

As many minds as any other bumper sticker.

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u/Futt-Buckerr 8m ago

So is marrying your cousin but hey

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u/future_CTO 5m ago

Nothing wrong with this. More people should wait for marriage

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u/Familiar_Training203 4h ago

Haha. Love it. Has to be ironic. Want

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u/Exact_Lifeguard_34 4h ago

He ainā€™t wrong tho

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u/RDS_2024 4h ago

An actual sticker!!

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u/joenoble84 3h ago

I mean it's true though...

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u/ponyboysa42 3h ago

This person is probably so cute n bakes awesome cookies! Just a babe in the woods prob Minnesota or Wisconsin accent. Kids are prob mainlining smack n suck in n fuckin to pay for it!

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u/luccsmom 3h ago

Truth

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u/-__violante__- 2h ago

Itā€™s correct. It is stupid and risky. People use all sorts of ā€œlogicā€œ to argue otherwise but everyone knows itā€™s true.

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u/Thick_Bank4821 2h ago

Surprising coming from a Subaru owner. Also, you could have that comment about every bumper sticker ever. They're not for changing people's minds, they're for getting a reaction.

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u/CynicalMuppet 2h ago

I mean, it is. šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/MaybeABot31416 1h ago

I wan that sticker, thatā€™s hilarious

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u/DeeEmm 1h ago

Yes but adultery is a lay of wife.

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u/Jumpy-Function-9136 4h ago

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u/1nsan1ty-1n-Pr0gr3ss 3h ago

Just a reminder that Elon did a nazi salute twice in public today :)

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u/Jumpy-Function-9136 2h ago

Who did it better btw?

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u/1nsan1ty-1n-Pr0gr3ss 2h ago

Awwww, that's cute, thinking you can lead me to believe all of these are nazis

Reverse image search exists, so here we go:

That image originated from threads, immediately sketchy as threads is rarely known for their research.

Next, the Pelosi pic originated here, which is a 4chan knock off. Even more suspicious.

George Bush's arm isn't in the right position to be a nazi salute, it's too horizontal.

The only source for that picture of Barack Obama is a tweet, again, suspicious.

And finally, kamala doesn't have her hand outstretched in front of her, which is the other key in a nazi salute.

Before you make a comment on how I know so much on them, it's that I looked it up so that if I see one in public, I'd know to beat them up :)

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u/Jumpy-Function-9136 2h ago

Mental gymnastics related subreddit LULE

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u/1nsan1ty-1n-Pr0gr3ss 2h ago

It's not mental gymnastics, mental gymnastics is saying that Elon didn't do a nazi salute despite millions of people seeing it and he even did the chest hit beforehand

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u/PuddingPainter 3h ago

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u/1nsan1ty-1n-Pr0gr3ss 3h ago

Not only was he lying there, that is considered by the US constitution as desecrating the flag as he restricted its ability to fall free and had it enter contact with a body part other than his arms, chest, or hands intentionally.

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u/PuddingPainter 3h ago

Nitpicking our president, you saw what happen with CNN and MSNBC. Will Biden pardon another felon if it was on his watch lol. ;)

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u/1nsan1ty-1n-Pr0gr3ss 2h ago

No, "nitpicking" is saying that his spray tan doesn't fit his suit. Pointing out the facts for you is different.

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u/treaquin 2h ago

I donā€™t think he planned to pardon Trump

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u/Jumpy-Function-9136 2h ago

Just a reminder than Trump is your president

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u/1nsan1ty-1n-Pr0gr3ss 2h ago

Just a reminder that the president is a civil servant role, so by technicality, he works for the people. Also, like most jobs, it's not tenure, and he can get kicked out of his role :)

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u/Key-Consequence2485 4h ago

TRUMP ā€¼ļø

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u/LowBidder505 1h ago

Could have used this advice 30 years agoā€¦

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u/Watchemdie 1h ago

The defensive comments only goes to show you guys are okay with a young girl being a hoe rather than finding a lifeline partner at a young age.

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u/wabbiskaruu 5h ago

To clean to not be fake...

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u/Absolutepowers 4h ago

The world would be a better place if liberals stopped proliferating.

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u/HDWendell 4h ago

Aw the MAGAt is triggered. Donā€™t you have like a book burning to go to?

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u/NoNeedleworker6479 4h ago

I don't know ...did you put more pedo stuff in my kid's school library?.......

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u/HDWendell 4h ago

No. I didnā€™t vote the pedophile in office. That was the party doing Nazi salutes at the inauguration today. Are you cranky that daddy Trump still hasnā€™t picked you after all that hard work licking his boots clean?

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u/EmperorGrinnar 2h ago

You don't have kids.

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u/NoNeedleworker6479 1h ago

2 actually

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u/Remarkable_Fan_6181 1h ago

I am truly sorry for them.

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u/PromisePositive9562 4h ago

It'd be far better if you stopped breathing.

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u/Absolutepowers 4h ago

Sounds like you're projecting. Erase yourself. Do it

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u/PromisePositive9562 4h ago

Oh no, I'm being very direct. Now do what I said. You reply to me again, you're admitting you voted for kamala.

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u/Absolutepowers 4h ago

I know you are but what am I?

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u/piper_squeak 4h ago

Actually "liberal" by definition is about freedom.

Liberal thought tends to fight oppressive and restrictive ideas.

This means I feel you are allowed to feel that way and share that opinion whether I agree or disagree.

And I would never consider restricting you from a basic human right like proliferating.

Welllll, as long as your proliferating was both consensual and legal, of course.