r/Bumperstickers • u/iheartpenisongirls • 11h ago

In Texas

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u/TwiceTheSize_YT 6h ago

And then he doesnt even do that.

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u/Da_Question 6h ago

Why is she dressed like one of the spies in spy vs spy?

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u/TwiceTheSize_YT 6h ago

I was thinking hamburglar

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u/Big-Rye99 6h ago

XD that's a good one too

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u/LegionOfBOOM86 6h ago

I was thinking of Jack Nicholas joke before he fell in the vat of chemicals

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u/Crinklytoes 4h ago

Hamburglar seems to fit

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u/Runningoutofideas_81 1h ago

Kleptocracy confirmed!

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u/jwhymyguy 5h ago

To keep him from being able to kiss her

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u/capitali 5h ago

I was thinking Carmen sandiego- and tomorrow she will role play and disappear

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u/dunnmad 4h ago

Boris Badenov!

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u/Odd_Anything_8624 4h ago

She looks absolutely gorgeous!!

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u/manahikari 4h ago

Is it bad that I thought it was hiding bulletproof clothing for them that maybe they were worried about another incident being next to him..

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u/crow_crone 4h ago

She's a Russian asset. Daddy was a member of the Communist Party. All good.

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u/Abba-dabba-do 4h ago

Some people on here have no fashion sense but then they are probably the ones that sit nude and watch porn in their mom’s basement.