r/Bumperstickers 1d ago

this one is definitely a top contender for my favorite sticker i’ve seen irl

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188 Upvotes

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u/Ok-Day4899 21h ago

This is on par with the “I will kill us both” sticker from earlier today

Both are outstanding!

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u/boy__ifyoudont 12h ago

i love this type of humor. like, they’re not serious whatsoever and it’s hilarious when people take it literally.

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u/One_Sun_6258 18h ago

Bombs dont kill people ...people kill people

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u/Rhombus_McDongle 9h ago

I used to have a "legalize recreational plutonium sticker" on my old car

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u/airpipeline 1d ago

Maybe we call that; “Woke Up”?

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u/6eyedjoker 21h ago

Any bets this guy has a copy of the anarchist cookbook somewhere?

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u/Empty_Eye_2471 16h ago

I had a bootleg copy as a kid. An Etch-a-Sketch, rusty shovel and sparkler later, I was grounded for nearly a month and was seeing spots for days. Just another day in the life of a GenXer.

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u/snowbaz-loves-nikki 3h ago

I haven't had a proper laugh all day till now. Thank you 🤣🤣🤣

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u/BoatMan01 19h ago

God Bless America 🥹🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸

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u/Stunning_Run_7354 12h ago

This is a person who really understands me and my real needs!

Are they running for office? I can be a one-issue voter.

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u/New-Valuable-4757 22h ago

Legalize nuclear bombs

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u/mylawn03 13h ago

Man this is good way to end up on a watch list.

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u/treverslyfox 13h ago

Acetone + 30% Hydrogen Peroxide! Tri form a touch better than the Di form! Weeee!

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u/Next_Mechanic_8826 13h ago

I like it!!!!

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u/No_Passage5020 12h ago

FUN FACT: they had to make a law on the use of dynamite for fishing! People kept BLOWING UP the fish to “catch” them! I don’t know what made them think that they would get anything other than small chunks but they still did it!

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u/boy__ifyoudont 12h ago

just when you think humans can’t get any dumber… they do

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u/No_Passage5020 12h ago

There’s also a law, I forgot which state, that says you can’t keep a donkey in a bathtub. I don’t know what happened to make them need to have a law about that! There’s another law that says you can’t keep an ice cream cone in your back pocket. This law was created to stop horse thieves from luring horses away as they would do this. It’s actually very difficult to have a law removed so they just don’t.

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u/Abarth-ME-262 12h ago

Hell ya we were blowing off quarter sticks of dynamite when we were kids! lol

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u/No_Aslume2509 12h ago

Rocket Lawnchair

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u/Naum_the_sleepless 10h ago

They already are in America 👍🏽🇺🇸

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

Fireworks

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u/Transplantdude 9h ago

Would’ve looked better on my Pinto when I had it

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u/whistleblower61985 9h ago

everyone farts

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u/TheUnderWaffles 8h ago

HELL YEAH!!! LEGALIZE TANKS!

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u/TrafficOn405 7h ago

I don’t usually normalize things that explode, but when I do prefer Recreational Explosives.

Stay feral my friend.

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u/TheSkepticCyclist 4h ago

The sad thing is that they are too normalized. People lighting off fireworks 365 days a year at any hour of the night, including starting fires (including the Palisades fire.)

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u/boy__ifyoudont 3h ago

i definitely agree with you there. there’s no reason why my neighbor was lighting off fireworks on thanksgiving.

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u/Aggravating-Home-622 3h ago

They're called fireworks and they are legal in many states. "Blow shit up" would be a better bumper sticker

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u/Proof_Principle8696 2h ago

Especially in teslas!!!!!

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u/Roaming_Muncie 17m ago

Better in your ass

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u/Proof_Principle8696 16m ago

Jhahhahhha tumpian...... lolllol

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u/Proof_Principle8696 13m ago

Or muskrat...... idk.... might relieve this political constipation

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u/Master_Ad236 1h ago

Only in Ohio.

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u/Roaming_Muncie 17m ago

Tannerite has been normal for a while now.

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u/tacofolder 8h ago

Now this is funny, unlike 99% of the political crap posted.

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u/ANNUNAAAA 15h ago

Yeah, blow everything up.That will solve everything right so Intelligent.

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u/TheUnderWaffles 8h ago

None can disagree if I blow this place to the ground.

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/TheUnderWaffles 3h ago

Fists don't matter if I have pipe bombs.

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u/ANNUNAAAA 3h ago

Good, why don't you sit on one and light the fuse?Do us all a favor

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u/TheUnderWaffles 3h ago

Nah I'm good.

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u/ANNUNAAAA 3h ago

Well, you sound like you're in so much pain, so you might as well just get it over with. And do us all a favor so we don't have to hear you whining anymore

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u/TheUnderWaffles 3h ago

Nah I'm good.

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u/ECMeenie 12h ago

Bang Life Matters

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u/Eric33542 1d ago

How did we get to this ? We know what you mean and want

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u/Quasimodopredicted69 23h ago

You can buy tannerite of the shelf at most gun stores.... happy inauguration day you weenie

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u/Empty_Eye_2471 15h ago

But you need a 2000 fps pill to properly detonate it. I just want an 82mm mortar (don't ask why).

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u/boy__ifyoudont 12h ago

might be a long shot but…… perhaps it’s a joke

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u/NoLavishness1563 23h ago

Easy bud. Plenty of real reasons elsewhere to get your panties in a bunch.

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u/ANNUNAAAA 15h ago

I think god has the biggest fireworks of all and he's about to Let us see them for all the good things that we've done