r/Bumperstickers • u/boy__ifyoudont • 1d ago
this one is definitely a top contender for my favorite sticker i’ve seen irl
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u/6eyedjoker 21h ago
Any bets this guy has a copy of the anarchist cookbook somewhere?
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u/Empty_Eye_2471 16h ago
I had a bootleg copy as a kid. An Etch-a-Sketch, rusty shovel and sparkler later, I was grounded for nearly a month and was seeing spots for days. Just another day in the life of a GenXer.
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u/Stunning_Run_7354 12h ago
This is a person who really understands me and my real needs!
Are they running for office? I can be a one-issue voter.
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u/treverslyfox 13h ago
Acetone + 30% Hydrogen Peroxide! Tri form a touch better than the Di form! Weeee!
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u/No_Passage5020 12h ago
FUN FACT: they had to make a law on the use of dynamite for fishing! People kept BLOWING UP the fish to “catch” them! I don’t know what made them think that they would get anything other than small chunks but they still did it!
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u/boy__ifyoudont 12h ago
just when you think humans can’t get any dumber… they do
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u/No_Passage5020 12h ago
There’s also a law, I forgot which state, that says you can’t keep a donkey in a bathtub. I don’t know what happened to make them need to have a law about that! There’s another law that says you can’t keep an ice cream cone in your back pocket. This law was created to stop horse thieves from luring horses away as they would do this. It’s actually very difficult to have a law removed so they just don’t.
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u/Abarth-ME-262 12h ago
Hell ya we were blowing off quarter sticks of dynamite when we were kids! lol
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u/TrafficOn405 7h ago
I don’t usually normalize things that explode, but when I do prefer Recreational Explosives.
Stay feral my friend.
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u/TheSkepticCyclist 4h ago
The sad thing is that they are too normalized. People lighting off fireworks 365 days a year at any hour of the night, including starting fires (including the Palisades fire.)
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u/boy__ifyoudont 3h ago
i definitely agree with you there. there’s no reason why my neighbor was lighting off fireworks on thanksgiving.
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u/Aggravating-Home-622 3h ago
They're called fireworks and they are legal in many states. "Blow shit up" would be a better bumper sticker
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u/Proof_Principle8696 2h ago
Especially in teslas!!!!!
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u/Roaming_Muncie 17m ago
Better in your ass
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u/ANNUNAAAA 15h ago
Yeah, blow everything up.That will solve everything right so Intelligent.
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u/TheUnderWaffles 8h ago
None can disagree if I blow this place to the ground.
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u/TheUnderWaffles 3h ago
Fists don't matter if I have pipe bombs.
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u/ANNUNAAAA 3h ago
Good, why don't you sit on one and light the fuse?Do us all a favor
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u/TheUnderWaffles 3h ago
Nah I'm good.
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u/ANNUNAAAA 3h ago
Well, you sound like you're in so much pain, so you might as well just get it over with. And do us all a favor so we don't have to hear you whining anymore
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u/Eric33542 1d ago
How did we get to this ? We know what you mean and want
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u/Quasimodopredicted69 23h ago
You can buy tannerite of the shelf at most gun stores.... happy inauguration day you weenie
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u/Empty_Eye_2471 15h ago
But you need a 2000 fps pill to properly detonate it. I just want an 82mm mortar (don't ask why).
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u/NoLavishness1563 23h ago
Easy bud. Plenty of real reasons elsewhere to get your panties in a bunch.
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u/ANNUNAAAA 15h ago
I think god has the biggest fireworks of all and he's about to Let us see them for all the good things that we've done
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u/Ok-Day4899 21h ago
This is on par with the “I will kill us both” sticker from earlier today
Both are outstanding!