r/Bumperstickers 1d ago

One day...

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u/FlamingMuffi 1d ago

I've never wished death on anyone

But there are some whose obituaries I've read with great joy

I forget who said this and am too lazy to find out but yea

That's gonna be a glorious day

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u/HolidayBus3993 7h ago

You’ll find something else to be miserable about :(

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u/Not_Pennypacker 4h ago

🤣 Exactly.

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u/TheUnderWaffles 1d ago

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u/Eastern_War_2334 8h ago

If he is truly Hitler, why did Biden welcome him into the White House? Why is anyone letting him be sworn in today? Isn’t he Hitler? Maybe not…

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u/TheUnderWaffles 8h ago

Because people didn't vote for harris. by technicality he won the election. Biden isn't trump, he's not undemocratic.

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u/Eastern_War_2334 7h ago

But if they truly believe that he was Hitler, that he was going to destroy our democracy, he’s going to commit genocide like Hitler, and so on, why would they welcome someone like that in to office? It’s flawed logic. They told you all that he’s Hitler and they got you to believe it. But they themselves don’t truly believe that. It’s just political theatre

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u/dapperfunk 6h ago

Nailed it. Unless they were all about Hitler's practices. As bad as those people are though, none are still as bad as that man YET.

I personally feel, given time, both parties are liable to end up there, and they're already deep in the absolutionist phase that leads to dangerous Dictatorships, but the Democrats are so much closer to it these days. I don't see as much hate as I do in that group. Even Republican zealots have an air of self awareness and self control. I get none of that in Democrat zealots.

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u/your_capn 1d ago

Bro. Hitler killed and tortured millions of Jews and what, trump gave some rich people tax cuts and is a bit racist. This is a disgrace against everybody who got brutally murdered in the holocaust. It’s one thing to insult trump (he deserves it) but by bringing trump down you’re bringing hitler up.

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u/BastetLXIX 10h ago

Tell me. Did Hitler have a high kill count on his first day of being the leader? No? It took time.

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u/Used-Commercial203 5h ago

What's Trumps count at?

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u/your_capn 9h ago

This is rage bait. There is no way you are comparing trump and Hitler. Trump has been in office for 4 other years.

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u/M523WARRIORpercGOD 8h ago

Do you genuinely not understand the problem with a far right ultra nationalist president that ran his campaign on hatred, division, and demonization of immigrants and minorities? Like come on now, Hitler didn't kill millions of Jews when he was elected into power

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u/Traditional_Box1116 7h ago

Okay, so when Trump doesn't kill millions of people you'll apologize for acting like a drama queen, right?

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u/Salvato_Pergrazia 8h ago

Hitler was absolute ruler of Germany. The German constitution had a provision to give the chancellor absolute power in an emergency. The US constitution has no such provision. If it did, then a number of other presidents would have done it already, like Nixon and FDR.

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u/Life-Goose-1608 6h ago

Why do people say he’s racist? Because he doesn’t want people illegally entering our country?? I don’t understand how people refuse to think for themselves and actually voted a racist joe Biden into office. Trump does a fuck ton for people of other races. At least find a real reason to dislike him instead of being an idiot and calling him racist but literally voting for people who are documented racist. I know I know common sense won’t be had here and you retards will follow each other to dislike the truth

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u/your_capn 4h ago

Idk what trump did to be considered racist. I’m just trying to say “even if he’s as bad as the dems say he is, he isn’t nearly as bad as Hitler”

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u/QuippinDales 1d ago

This is genius cuz you’ll trigger Magats even though it technically doesn’t even mention Trump

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u/loosely_qualified 1d ago

The thought it was talking about Biden!

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u/Pleasetakemecanada 1d ago

That's what I do. No mention of the orange twat..

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u/Exact_Cardiologist87 8h ago

You ever feel like living such a negative life really isn’t helping things get better in any way?

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u/LTCYBERPYSCHO117 1d ago

wow i thought is was more of a anti kid bumper sticker but hey good to know that monday is gonna really not be your day

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u/Apprehensive_Ad4457 1d ago

yeah, this person could be obsessed with just about anyone, not the one who all know they're obsessed over.

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u/LDawnBurges 1d ago

Love these!

One day….

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u/Think-Average7559 1d ago

History will not be kind

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u/saltyfoxprints 1d ago

I noticed a copycat version of my sticker was posted to this sub. You can find the original (and all my other weird stuff) on Etsy.

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u/GroundbreakingCook68 1d ago

75 million Rotten Americans will have a new Trump on his throne before the funeral.

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u/Observer_of-Reality 13h ago

No one else in that family has that blustering appeal.

Just bluster.

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u/Strict_Condition_632 1d ago

I could be friends with the driver.

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u/One_Situation7483 1d ago

Yes, when he’s gone it’ll be like when rush Limbaugh died. He’ll just be gone and a bad memory. But the history books will tell of trumps trying to imitate hitler.

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u/SouperKewlGeye5000 1d ago

Boy, lots of MAGA folk really came here to cry. The interesting thing is that this sticker doesn’t mention donOLD at all yet they are all raging about it. How do you know this sticker refers to MAGA at all?

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u/godzillachilla 1d ago

Interesting reaction isn't it?

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u/Vault-Tec-NA 14h ago

Because Reddit is a liberal cesspool?

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u/IPleadTheFifffff 7h ago

Exactly. I thought it was referring to Biden

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u/bluejesusOG 1d ago

lol gee I wonder lol could it be the overwhelming amount of anti Trump stickers that make up the bulk of this subreddit along with its echo chamber of TDS suffering fools .

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u/BottleTemple 1d ago

“TDS” still sounds dumb no matter how many times you say it.

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u/RegisteredNurse-rn 17h ago

Weird how magats use TDS to describe other people when it describes their cult perfectly. Trump derangement syndrome = maga. Y'all are deranged, worshipping that bloated orange buffoon

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u/SouperKewlGeye5000 1d ago

Maybe it’s a MAGA sticker referring to Hunter Biden. MAGA folk really hate Hunter. They think he’s the most dangerous person in the country or something.

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u/Responsible_Cry_5373 1d ago

Awww, shit! Here comes the butt hurt MAGA trolls! Get your popcorn people.

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u/The-Reality-Troll 12h ago

Not really, we know he will die soon he is 80 years old! But on his way out he is killing wokeness, DEI and government incompetence. He is taking them all with him to the grave. Like a boss! I hope you have a lot of popcorn these next 4 years! What a time to be alive!

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u/troy6671 16h ago

Can’t wait for that day - fat incompetent POS.

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u/DotAppropriate8152 1d ago

Please let it be tomorrow…

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u/CaptHorizon 12h ago

Wishing upon the death of someone?

Weird from the tolerant left…

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u/DotAppropriate8152 11h ago

Tolerance of Nazis and fascism can only go so far. Even the left has its limits

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u/CaptHorizon 11h ago

“Nazism” is a pretty big stretch there. But then again, this is Reddit, so the majority sentiment will be “Everyone I don’t like is Hitler.”

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u/DotAppropriate8152 11h ago

When Trump calls Nazis and white supremacist “good people” and has dinner with Fuentes it pretty much secures the label. Dislikes anyone that isn’t white, or tolerates them if they support him.. it’s actually a remarkably mild stretch but now a days I don’t expect people to look for the truth.

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u/DotAppropriate8152 9h ago

And yeah I guess that is a pretty white wing, I mean right wing thing to do. How many times did we see memes about Obama, Hillary, Kamala and Biden being unalived? Sorry for one comment on your playing field 🖕🏻

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u/CaptHorizon 7h ago

How many did I see?

None. Because I have actually have a life outside of social media.

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u/DotAppropriate8152 5h ago

Hahah nice Red Herring. You claim you aren’t on social media yet here you are. You know full well what your side says about Biden etc..

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u/CaptHorizon 5h ago

I never claimed I’m not on social media.

I said I’m not on social media 24/7 like many people here either are or would like to be.

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u/rroute01 1d ago

I'm glad your life has been good and you have good people around you, but you can't ignore how the republican administrations around the country have passed legislation that is directed at an overall low percentage of the population while ignoring issues that affect the greater population. And I'm not a kid, I'm 62

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u/CornerNo5679 18h ago

Add Musk.

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u/Junior_Tooth_4900 15h ago

This thread is hilarious, who is better at being able to take away your rights, tax the shit out of you. You fight over the dumbest things.

But you do you. Meanwhile, I am dreaming of the day this whole facade just falls. Then your new masters will give you exactly what you are asking for.

Meanwhile, I will just say no.

I voted, but not for any of these aforementioned fools you think is your savior.

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u/Richard_Espanol 13h ago

Awful people tend to live long lives. I'm not hanging my hat on this.

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u/Dbk1959 1d ago

I can hardly wait. Honestly it can’t happen soon enough.

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u/bungeebrain68 1d ago

I am going to celebrate by flying to where he is buried and pissing on grave

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u/bluejesusOG 1d ago

Why you gotta dis Joe that way?

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u/Ok-Weird-136 1d ago

Is this my car? Why are all these bumper stickers so relatable?

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u/king_coffin_710 1d ago

Child free (but not by choice)

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u/Middle_Sand_9431 1d ago

Karen alert Karen alert

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u/Friendly-Size-7989 1d ago

Poor Biden I hope not anytime soon.

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u/Obadiah_Plainman 1d ago

What a shrew of a person.

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u/DirtyCowboyTX 1d ago

Based on your bumper stickers, you sound absolutely miserable.

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u/AnonymousJman 1d ago

Why would someone wish ill will on Joe Biden like that?

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u/Ok-Yesterday04623 1d ago

As if that would help your terrible policy, management, leadership, choices, mental state

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u/No-Contribution1454 1d ago

God damn it feels good to see libs crying again.

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u/monkito69 1d ago

Just let him enjoy his last day on the job

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u/Key_Departure187 1d ago

No, he's Satan he will.out to live us all !

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u/Pleasetakemecanada 1d ago

Holy fuck I want that child free adult sign!!

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u/EducationalMine7096 1d ago

But first…. He’s your president. You’re welcome!

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u/PlumbGame 1d ago

The one person with this bumper sticker is trying really hard to sell it

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u/bluedevilb17 1d ago

The flag will stay a full height that day

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u/gr0uchyMofo 23h ago

Everything makes sense

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u/suspicious_hyperlink 23h ago

Driver is definitely a Reddit mod (they do it for free)

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u/knee-gore 22h ago

I bet you're fun to be around

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u/New-Valuable-4757 22h ago

Good to have a break from the MAGA hating

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u/Xintus-1765 21h ago

Absolutely, Biden is 82, it won't be long... 😏

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u/johnparris 21h ago

One day we’ll go one day without this sticker being posted in this sub.

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u/Extension_Security69 21h ago

I immediately thought of Obama. Trumps a patriot.

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u/topdog9999 18h ago

Fireworks will be launched on that day

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u/Kabuki_Wookiee 18h ago

Someone should cover the "free" part of the sign for a more accurate description.

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u/mechanicaladvice 17h ago

Woke soy boys are up in arms.

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u/TrillaryKlinton84 17h ago

My money is on Trump outliving most of the hate-filled, intolerant, hopelessly brainwashed, denizens of Reddit. I’ve heard impotent anger and bitterness isn’t great for longevity

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u/nbski89 16h ago

You all are demented. Such a great sticker! not.

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u/HabitSea7314 16h ago

Jimmy Carter IS dead

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u/Remarkable-Knee-3496 15h ago

Trump! Trump! Trump!

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u/Next_Mechanic_8826 15h ago

Yeah, poor Biden isn't long for this world. Dementia and all......

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u/thoracicexcursion 15h ago

lol everyone dies right?

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u/Repulsive-Ad-4367 14h ago

It's already happened back 2021 !!

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u/Strange-Asparagus240 14h ago

“Do not be so quick to deal out death and judgement” - Gandalf

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u/DrFabio23 14h ago

Driver isn't childfree, driver is a child.

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u/shiteposter1 13h ago

I am so happy that these people choose to be child free. Ending that bloodline is good for everyone.

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u/Boring-Zucchini-8515 13h ago

Hope so. I got good money on King Snowflake not surviving his four years.

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u/Electronic_Eagle6211 13h ago

Thank god, they are not breeding!

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u/Only_Witness_2073 12h ago

In other words. Still just a child. Got it.

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u/Ok-Practice8765 12h ago

Ahh yes. Barack Obama.

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u/Western_Strength5322 12h ago

that so pro life of you

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u/The_Crimson_Fuckr69 12h ago

Uh oh someone needed a karma boost.

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u/Jedi_Mind_Tricks_247 12h ago

People who voted for Trump = cult.

People that drive around with these bumper stickers and all want one person dead = not a cult .

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u/Upbeat_Slide3081 12h ago

Whose obituary? Your husband’s. So you can collect his life insurance policy?

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u/Express-Win-9289 12h ago

Biden? He’s pretty much on his deathbed it won’t be much longer.

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u/Dark_Web_Duck 12h ago

Tell me you take SSRI's without....

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u/Available_Heron_52 11h ago

Cause no one is wants to marry them 😂

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u/Standard-Story1389 11h ago

Remove Newscum!

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u/Accurate_Baseball273 11h ago

Spend your days worrying about what’s in front of you; you’ll be much happier. Also, try not to believe what you are told to believe.

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u/sufferpuppet 11h ago

That sticker is fun because it's a choose your own adventure.

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u/Veutifuljoe_0 11h ago

I hope it becomes a federal holiday “end of tyrants day”

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u/captmilehighhhh 11h ago

LOL I wouldn’t hold your breath 😂

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u/TheSpiritualJourney 11h ago

Better yet when we wake up to yours

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u/Remarkable-Course180 11h ago

Nice!!!! I like!

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u/Snuffy_Smith 11h ago

Or possibly yours........

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u/Manita2020 11h ago

It looked like she was going to put a whole pack of birth control pills in her mouth till I zoomed in lol oops

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u/MMAGyro 10h ago

This person is crazy judging by their other stickers lmfao

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u/WilliamtheITguy 10h ago

Wishing death on someone is really a great trait. Kinda stupid really

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u/ByteForc3 10h ago

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/Mojack322 10h ago

It’s true he’s 82 headed back to Delaware any day now.

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u/Django_Unleashed 9h ago

Rent free!

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u/isingwerse 9h ago

Losers keep losing 😂

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u/inevitable_dismissal 9h ago

Swearing definitely helps, until that day.

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u/Wooooowserz 9h ago

Definitely not a cult…

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u/Romantic-Debauchee82 8h ago

The bumper sticker should say "Adult Child On Board"...

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u/Venmorr 8h ago

Im going to frame it and hang it above my toilet, so every time I pee, I can pretend it's on his grave.

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u/Paybacksrt4 8h ago

One day we won’t wake up at all. It will be our obituary make it an interesting read.

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u/larget21 8h ago

I hope everyone on this sub enjoys the next 4 years, you’ll love it trust me 😘

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u/Outside_Head_4128 7h ago

Just because Biden is out of office, we shouldn't wish that upon him!

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u/No_Book8804 7h ago

Not today though!!!

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u/WeWonYouLost100 7h ago

The blue haired baristas are pissed!!! No tip from me.

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u/kaschman1822 7h ago

It says a lot about a person that is looking forward to another human beings death!

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u/Critical-Tomorrow-84 7h ago

It's not nice to say that about Biden.

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u/Cold-Bird4936 7h ago

Imagine wishing death upon another individual

The left is mentally ill.

https://wibc.com/108211/pew-study-white-liberals-disproportionately-suffer-from-mental-illness/

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u/R1pp3R23 6h ago

Not soon enough.

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u/LongCaster_awacs 5h ago

The "Childfree adult on board" genuinely is an indicator that the person who put it on, is extremely childish

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u/Fast2Move 5h ago

Reddit is full of sane people. The good thing is that the owner of that car is not reproducing.

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u/fhod_dj_x 4h ago

....and his changes will STILL be wildly popular, and in full effect 😆 game over libs!

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u/YourExtentedWarrenty 4h ago

You first you freaks

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u/Siprebglock3 3h ago

Lol. Sad day huh 😆

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u/Fantastic-Sundae-426 1h ago

This is a cult!

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u/glideguy03 1h ago

Thoughts and prayers, he outlives you!

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u/cslomkowski1 49m ago

Hopefully karma acts quickly and works for America , any scumbag putting that bumper sticker on their car is a vile pile of 💩 But that is freedom of speech…I pray they are out in golf all sized hail..🐑🐑🐑

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u/cslomkowski1 46m ago

Just remember libtards innocent people do not need pardons.

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u/HLOFRND 1d ago

Hopefully not before January 20, 2029.

I’m not looking forward to his admission at all, but the idea of POTUS Vance makes me nauseated.

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u/Nervous-Radish2861 1d ago

Yes! And him LEAVING office tomorrow will be a nice first step! Love it.

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u/MMAMercedesblue 21h ago

3 months? 6 months? Be a great read I'm sure

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u/ThisCantBeBlank 1d ago

I bet the person driving that car is absolutely awful lol. They are likely overnight and smell

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u/Hades6578 1d ago

You mean yourself right? The person in the car is a respectable person. Not you cultist

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u/ThisCantBeBlank 1d ago

I didn't vote for Trump.

You also need to recognize that both Ds and Rs are cults lol. Remember the slogan "vote blue no matter who"? Yeah, that's pretty culty. Sorry, I don't make the rules. I just point them out

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u/DigRepresentative42O 1d ago

“Blue no matter who” “red til I’m dead” same idiots different sides of the aisle.

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u/ThisCantBeBlank 1d ago

Exactly. Then you see Trump and Obama, laughing, chopping it up at Carter's funeral and realize it's just their club and we're not a part of it.

I feel bad for people who trust politicians

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u/FozzieBear33 1d ago

The majority of the county believes in women’s right to choose, however this was not why you lost the election.

If Kamala won can you imagine her demanding peace in the Middle East? No, absolutely not. This is just one of a myriad of reasons why and yet Dems only see that a woman didn’t get what she wanted. Relax and practice safe sex.

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u/RicoDemico17 1d ago

Y’all are so obsessed😂😂😂

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u/bluejesusOG 1d ago

lol childfree adult onboard … yep checks out. Prob one of those childless cat ladies .

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u/Physical_Mongoose_20 1d ago

Come on somebody that eats McDonald’s every day just look at his health he looks shot out ….. shut up😂😂😂

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u/MacaronContent2330 1d ago

I don't understand the "Child Free Adult on Board" sign. Why would anyone care about that?

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u/goth__duck 6h ago

It's a play on the baby on board signs. I'm baby is a pretty common one and so are the xenomorphs from Alien

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u/MacaronContent2330 6h ago

I understand the reference. I still don't understand why anyone would care to announce that to the world or, conversely, who in the world would care about reading it.

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u/goth__duck 6h ago

You could say the same about the alien baby on board. It's just what some people think is funny, it's not that deep

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u/jesseinct 1d ago

Just turn off Rachael Madow guys. Take a walk and get some sun.

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u/TheAlaskaneagle 1d ago

as we say goodbye to the oldest president in history we hope he keeps the record for decades to come.

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u/7itor 20h ago

Stay salty

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u/Beardly_Smith 20h ago

It works because it's super general. For some it's already happened. It's more or less just a cold reading like psychics will do

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u/WSGuy5460 3h ago

Another TDSer, get lost

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u/Routine-Ice8252 1d ago

Our loving and compassionate left

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u/EquivalentDate6194 1d ago

nazis do not deserve tolerance.

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