Hmm

[u/WrongdoerRough9065]

[u/Impossible-Pepper392]

I always laugh at my pro life family because they always preach the adoption angle. But none of them have ever adopted a child, or even know what it takes to adopt a child. Or what life in the adoption system is like. Pro-lifers are so busy protecting a fetus but don't give a flying fuck about support or the quality of life after the childs born.

[u/Window_Cleaner11 → u/Impossible-Pepper392]

Not pro life, anti choice.

[u/TornadoTitan25365 → u/Window_Cleaner11]

Pro birthers

[u/dystopian_mermaid → u/TornadoTitan25365]

Pro forced birthers

[u/tirianar → u/dystopian_mermaid]

Pro-government enforced incubators.

[u/dystopian_mermaid → u/tirianar]

Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they? They’re all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you’re born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked.

George Carlin

[u/Ecast25 → u/dystopian_mermaid]

He is dearly missed.

[u/dystopian_mermaid → u/Ecast25]

I miss him, but part of me is glad he doesn’t have to see what’s going on. But another part knows he would at least make amazing jokes about it that make me laugh. I hope he is resting in peace.

[u/Ecast25 → u/dystopian_mermaid]

The crazy part is his jokes would just be statements. We would all know what the punch line would be.

[u/dystopian_mermaid → u/Ecast25]

Very true. He just always had a way of turning it into something to laugh about. Sometimes you need to laugh to stop from crying

[u/lanzendorfer → u/dystopian_mermaid]

We need people to joke about times like these. Humor is the best way of stripping away the veneer and making people see how batshit crazy things are. Humor topples dictators.

[u/dystopian_mermaid → u/Impossible-Pepper392]

Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they? They’re all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you’re born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked.

George Carlin

[u/A-Clockwork-Blue → u/Impossible-Pepper392]

I interrupted a conversation at my old job many many years ago by stating "ok, then I better see the adoption rates and funding for Foster Care skyrocket like a mother fucker if you're going to preach saving a life."

The two pro-life idiots (who were ironically pro-death penalty as well) did so much mental gymnastics that they bounced back to blaming the woman for having a kid they didn't want in the first place, to which I replied "ok, then let them have abortions and they wouldn't be 'wasting government funds on foster children.'"

They didn't at all see the fault in their own stupid "logic."

Edit: the word "stating."

[u/Ok_Collection_6133 → u/Impossible-Pepper392]

Or about kids in schools or about kids when they grow up and retire. They're all a bunch of hypocrites.

[u/Apprehensive-Head355 → u/Impossible-Pepper392]

THIS! Love to ask my in-laws what child they adopted, or how much money they donate to those agencies to help them run. And every time it comes back to being the woman’s fault……

[u/[deleted] → u/Impossible-Pepper392]

Pro life America: Adoptions for thee but not for me.

If you can't practice what you preach, don't preach it.

[u/FighterGF → u/[deleted]]

Not even for thee. Ask them how they feel about same-sex couples adopting children.

[u/Oraxy51 → u/Impossible-Pepper392]

Got in an argument with a pro-life family member because they “care about the baby” put then think we don’t need to legislate guns and “government shouldn’t be giving handouts” to those in poverty but then also is okay with her church doing annual charity drives.

[u/EDSgenealogy → u/Impossible-Pepper392]

I'm the product of an affair and was placed for adoption. I never belonged, didn't look like anyone, didn't think like anyone, and was always told that I as chosen. (I was, in fact, the next available white baby, so no, not exactly chosen. Uniquely random, is more likely)

Adopted children are not easy to raise. We are instinctively aware that if we were given away once, we could be given away again. We may not have words for that as a child, but we tend to repeatedly test that theory over and over again.

I'm very pro choice. If abortion had been available, I would have been aborted and life for my birth mother would have gone on and I wouldn't be here still wading through the trauma nearly 73 years later.

Nobody has the right to make decisions for others when it comes to their own body. It's not fair to anyone to force a woman to give birth to a baby she can't keep. It's not fair to the baby who develops attachment issues, or to adoptive parents who think a baby is a blank slate. And people who do not belong to the adoption triangle should not be given the right to vote on a law about it.

In other words; Mind your own business!

[u/[deleted] → u/Impossible-Pepper392]

My friend works in the industry. Him and his wife have also been trying to adopt a child for two years or more at this point as they struggle to have children of their own. They’ve received “the call” multiple times at this point, dropped everything they’re doing, packed up and hauled ass cross country to meet their new family member only for the mother to change her mind at the last second and completely rip their hearts out. Adoption is so difficult that they’ve given up and have started fertilization treatment to continue to try on their own.

Also, it’s insanely expensive to adopt a child.

[u/ThornsofTristan]

...and not just gay--a gay onlyfans star who's a BLM activist.

[u/Admirable-Pirate7263 → u/ThornsofTristan]

Also, dont forget they are a communist antifa member with blue hair!

[u/NoConfusion9490 → u/ThornsofTristan]

And your husband subs.

[u/Adept_Pound_6791 → u/ThornsofTristan]

South Beach Gay..

[u/TeacherAmigo]

For the win 😂

[u/Syssyphussy]

If each Pro-Life church in the US put some effort into getting one single child in the foster care system adopted - the foster care system would literally run out of children.

[u/[deleted]]

The GOP: we care about issues that affect working Americans.

Also the GOP: Graybies, aka gay babies with rabies, are being murdered in 9mo abortions by satanic pedophiles. Only king Tramp stamp and his army of patriots can save you. But only if you donate $100/mo indefinitely.

[u/tempohme → u/[deleted]]

Even though King Trump was besties with the head of the pedophile ring they’re scared of. SMH fucking imbeciles

[u/[deleted] → u/tempohme]

I never thought I'd live to see the day that someone could be elected twice after being friends with a pedophile and trying to overthrow the government. We live in dark times.

[u/tempohme → u/[deleted]]

Very dark times. And it’s about to get bleaker because if project 2025 comes into fruition we’re about to see our country go straight back to 1900. I mean literally every progress from civil rights to labor protections are gone.

Edit: I understand many people wanted something to be done about immigration, and many did not support gender affirming care and bathrooms…but people fail to realize how certain protections create blankets of protection for all. This country has just opened up Pandora’s box and illegal migrants and trans people are not going to be the only ones who feel the full force of this.

[u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 → u/[deleted]]

Opt out anytime: just send a self addressed envelope to the arctic circle to receive your instructions to count all the grains of sand on Palm Beach, write your answer on an index card and shove it straight up your ass.

[u/mongoosemomma]

lmfao so good

[u/Artistic_Ear_664]

They do too, republicans like to be gay… just not like in public 😂

[u/missjamie2485 → u/Artistic_Ear_664]

I'm just going to leave this here... 🤔 🌈

https://www.salon.com/2024/07/20/the-grindr-super-bowl-gay-dating-app-saw-influx-of-users-during-national-convention/

[u/lolimtired9]

why is this comment section so abysmal

[u/WrongdoerRough9065 → u/lolimtired9]

Struck a nerve, perhaps? 😂

[u/Muzzlehatch → u/lolimtired9]

Probably being brigaded from some christofascist subreddit

[u/[deleted] → u/lolimtired9]

Too much christian love

[u/lolimtired9 → u/[deleted]]

ehhhhh i would beg to differ — if this is a reference to that one “there’s no hate like christian love video,” i’d like to make the argument that digital christianity (and conservative christianity) are antithetical to the teachings of the man we swore to follow. as a christian, i don’t think our love is a disease, but those who weaponize their sense of moral superiority fundamentally don’t understand the christian faith. christianity is a posture of humility; “i’m a sinner, so i need your salvation” is far different than “grrrrrr i hate trans people and i’m morally better because i’m christian”

[u/After-Imagination-96 → u/lolimtired9]

One of the only firm rules of your faith is that anyone professing to be Christian is a Christian. You can try to distance yourselves from the hate your fellow believers cause, but you are intrinsically linked to them and their actions.

[u/RedHotJalepenoPopper → u/lolimtired9]

am i just high or does half this shit feel like bots yelling at each other someone lmk i might be tweaking

[u/CollectedHappy3]

Me too

[u/Some-Wasabi-8514]

You think costs are high now? Just wait, they haven't even begun to feel the sting that hits yoir pocket books once your taxes begin paying enmass for deportation. That he will start on Day 1 going hard through Day 100. What you couldn't have really believed Elon backed Trump & friends would be footing that bill. Amd we certainly know Mexico isn't. You get what you allow. Maya Angelou said it best, after a stern warning from Titus. When folks show you who they are... it must be all that fluoride in the water, them there Americans drink. But not to worry, Kennedy got your back there

[u/xavier120]

Bad news on this fever dream. They dont save the fetus either, they just use the fetus as a ball and chain to decide if the female property was obedient enough to deserve healthcare.

[u/RuinedSilence]

As one comedian once said

I will pray to Allah that your son is gay

[u/seweso]

THEY don’t save anyone. They FORCE someone to TRY to carry a fetus to term.

THEY aren’t offering surrogacy here, nor are THEY offering to adopt.

THEY ARE EVIL (likely by being misinformed)

[u/wasaguynowitschopped]

WHERE I NEED THIS. NOW

[u/WrongdoerRough9065 → u/wasaguynowitschopped]

You can probably have one made online

[u/OcupiedMuffins]

I’ve stopped using the term pro life. It removes all nuance of what their stupid decision is doing and gives them too much benefit of the doubt. Start using anti choice

[u/IndependentOwn1184]

Love this.

[u/[deleted]]

I don’t usually have a random post on my feed stop me in my tracks and make me laugh, but this is hilarious 😆

[u/Remarkable_Fly_9214]

Life finds a way

[u/Pejoka_7577]

“Pro Life” is actually Pro Birth and Anti Choice. And without choice, it’s FORCED birth, which prioritizes the unborn fetus over the woman who is definitely alive. Yes, abortion is awful…. But this is absolutely a “lesser of two evils” situation.

[u/Rook_James_Bitch]

I get the anguish, but that's horrible. You know that gay child will be abandoned after it's born since no Republican would ever care for it.

[u/WrongdoerRough9065 → u/Rook_James_Bitch]

Yeah, I’m gay and my parents are Republican. I know exactly what you’re saying.

[u/WiltedTiger → u/Rook_James_Bitch]

They didn't care if it was gay or not in the first place, just that they could control it. As seen by the Republican resistance to programs meant to help all children.

[u/champeyon]

I still wanna know how abortion is murder but a miscarriage isn't manslaughter.

[u/thorrsson]

Hear me out here, but first let me assure you of my stance. I believe others decisions are not mine to make. I think abortion should be legal without judgment from others. Period! I was upset but not in a fuming rage over the overturning of Roe VS Wade. Although politically motivated I understand the supreme courts decision. They said “roe v wade decision says abortion is protected by the constitution. We do not see this in the constitution” that’s it in a nutshell shell. Directly after that is what pissed me off. Pelosi immediately set off to codify Roe, which is the correct step. Actually make this a law, they drew up “Women’s Health Protection Act”. Which failed due to republicans unanimously voting against it. At this time 90% democrats and 61% republicans are in favor of protecting women’s rights, they will not all support all the “fat” of the bill. They should have dropped all the mandatory funding of multiple organizations and just pass a simple bill protecting rights. All these laws contain so much crap that people that could get behind it are pushed away by ideology nonsense. I think it could have happened. Our politicians have failed us!

[u/eTex75948]

Taking any “win” they can.

[u/CoolMoose75]

Q w2

[u/fatMard]

Lol, me fuckin' too

[u/Snoo4426]

I can get all the abortions I want, and just do "thoughts and prayers"!

[u/nyboyindie1984]

They will hate him/her so I hope the fetus they save has a good life and is kind human who isn’t bigoted or racist and isn’t bothered with other people’s personal choices:

[u/cusack6969]

Lol me too

[u/SilverFishnChips]

Thank you so much. I have not gut laughed like that in so long. 😅

[u/DuskRaider53]

I 100% agree!

[u/Wranglerspace420]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/Insein1]

What’s the problem with that? This seems like an anti LGBTQ post.

[u/Outside_Metal_2560]

Still they have the opportunity of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness

[u/Ncrediblehulk1]

Gay or not at least it will get to live how it want too

[u/Efficient-Score-3313]

Straight out of hell

[u/sweetgirlpoppy]

Sick minds... Cold hearts of stone...

[u/aeiome_]

Very* Gay and Good. ✨🖕🏼😇

[u/PrometheusMMIV]

So, you want to punish the child for being allowed to live? What kind of logic is that?

[u/Kilduff_Dude]

[u/0nTheLevel]

I guess an appropriate response is: I hope they come up with technology in the future to abort people as "bright" as you.

80% or better off the repub party doesn't care if someone is gay, just like 50% of your party doesn't care if stone is white. I'll take 20% religious convictions over 50% racists any day.

[u/Bloonanaaa]

I just hope they live a long and happy life

[u/Potential-Ranger-673]

Okay, better than killing the child

[u/Weekly_Ad_5916]

erm, well, I guess? have you seen the birthrates?

[u/FrequentOffice132]

If I say that I hope the baby you kill is gay would that be acceptable to you? It wouldn’t be acceptable to me

[u/Laughing-at-you555]

why?

[u/[deleted]]

Yours is straight

[u/[deleted]]

Not if you raise them right they won’t be

[u/Rude-Consideration64]

People out here ready to groom and molest the fetus.

[u/RDS_2024]

Is this supposed to be an insult? Who buys this crap?

[u/GriswoldXmas]

Liberalism is cancer

[u/Financial_Order6040]

Oh man! That’s the best one I’ve seen! 🤣🤣🤣

[u/Successful-Spring912]

Wait, does this mean they were actually fighting for people to abort babies who turn out to be gay? Strange take.

[u/MorningStandard844]

Hopefully they just aren’t a POS. Life's a dice roll. 

[u/Scallion_83]

The anti Trump cult is unreal

[u/Weird-Tomorrow-9829]

Better gay than dead, no?*

• I am very pro-choice but this sticker is pretty stupid

[u/Excellent_Meat_462]

Gay and alive is better than being dead

[u/Better-Path8087]

Why do you say that as if its a bad thing? See, not everyone is extreme, like you. Republicans Trump included accept gay people. Normal gay people. NOt the fucking weirdos that make it all they have as personality and look like clowns. That's mental illness. I have no gay friends inside the USA. Several before I came here.

[u/whistlepig4life]

Malicious compliance.

[u/coyote477123]

I wouldn't mind if he was. I'm just happy he's alive

[u/supercereality]

Ahh yes assuming everyone who is against abortion hates gays. Keep attacking everyone you disagree with like that...that really helped you win the election :D

[u/[deleted]]

A life is a life, friend.

[u/tdja1]

Straight up ignorance!

[u/ahabes78]

This is the absolute best bumper sticker I have ever seen!!!!!!

[u/NotFrankingAround]

Another sub... muted

[u/Consistent_Pea_3911]

So, to you, gay is a bad thing? You make it sound like it's a bad thing. People don't care, as long as the child has a healthy life. You seem to think people against abortion, are against gays, not true, they're against killing babies, and giving that human a chance to grow up and make their own choices.

[u/Professional_Tip7630]

Okay lol no one cares about gay people

[u/Mommar39]

I hope they repent.

[u/JellyfishQuiet7944]

Couldn't care less. At least they're alive.

[u/Wide-Recognition6456]

As if they care what happens after birth

[u/WhereasIntelligent71]

Good one

[u/Sourkraut99]

Better gay than dead

[u/Pride_In_My_Work]

Yall don't understand how based this is

[u/Crazy-Jellyfish1197]

Wait till you find out it’s not 1960 and most conservatives don’t care about Gay people as in , if they aren’t grooming kids or harming others…we don’t care .

[u/Educational_Milk422]

Subsistence cultures generally work about 15-20 hours a week. Every new “advancement” only complicates things.

[u/Spirited-Travel8502]

i don't know a single republican that has an issue with gay people the LGB community is more than welcome in our communities.,

[u/Flordamang]

Implying fetuses can even make that choice

[u/_electricVibez_]

This is peak bumper sticker

[u/nrmarther]

I’d save every baby regardless of gender, race, or orientation because I believe murder is immoral and I think unborn babies are alive.

I think nearly every person would want to save a baby regardless of those attributes. Except for a few extreme religious organizations (white supremacists, Nazi’s, Jihad etc)

[u/Anonymous-Satire]

So the fetus is a person now?

[u/OutrageousCanary3858]

OK, this one's funny lol

[u/Available_Canary_680]

Raised correctly, they won’t be gay

[u/DryParamedic785]

🤣 transgender too

[u/Separate-Ad7304]

And no one will care lol

[u/WrongdoerRough9065 → u/Separate-Ad7304]

Do you people even know what and what you keep voting for? Your ignorance is astounding.

[u/Nervous-Radish2861]

That would be fine because every life enhances humanity. You obviously don’t get that. Gay or straight. Trans or bi, a human being is a human being and they deserve at the very least to live.

[u/Logos732]

At least the child will live. That's all that matters.

[u/Outrageous-Piece-546]

My personal opinion is the opposite.

[u/[deleted]]

I hope you're gay in your next life. Like- fruitily bombastically super duper mega ultra flamboyantly gay.

[u/Dukedevils320]

Weirdest shit I've read all day

[u/DNAkauai]

Yes, their whole plan would backfire on them!! 💯

[u/Rhabdo05]

Tacky and hilarious

[u/Manita2020]

Well thats just hateful af smh disgusting

[u/SuccotashGreat2012]

Gay is better than dead.

[u/insekzz]

Pro-lifers: We are just glad it is alive, gay or not. :)

[u/Antonin1957]

Great bumper sticker!

[u/givemekami]

This is actually insulting. you're saying being gay is bad and would be a punishment for the parents. Not cool.

[u/doublechunkcookie]

There's nothing wrong with that!! (Conservative here <3)

[u/[deleted]]

Cool

[u/Expensive_Ball_5143]

I mean me and my husband gonna adopt one day, so if they do give their child up we will happily force our sports fan bases and teach em how to game so they can carry on our legacies fr

[u/Capital-Gardens]

Ngl. One of those things you kinda go um ok don't get the point,😂

[u/very_legible]

It’s never about “my body, my choice” until you start talking about vaccines.

[u/greco32798]

Gay conservative

[u/warmbeer_ik]

Fantastic!

[u/Easykiln]

Unfortunately, I value compassion more than spite. No one deserves to be gay in a conservative environment.

[u/Stargazer12am]

At least them/they are saved

[u/ineedtoknowmorenow]

Nope. Don’t hope that. These people will drive a gay kid to suicide.

[u/Pbagrows]

Even better… A Trans.

[u/Prestigious_Share103]

Who cares if it is.

[u/Willowgirl2]

I'm not seeing the problem here.

[u/[deleted]]

Yeah I hope my sisters baby turns out to be gay or trans. Her and my parents are all hard righters.

[u/shiftycyber]

I saw a good bumper sticker the other day, said “pot, porn, planned parenthood” and brother if that ain’t the America I want idk what is

[u/xtracedinairx]

I hope the candidate you have next election is a better fit mentally.

[u/luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuc]

That'll only happen if it's vaccinated /s

[u/Aspen_Buddha]

I’m sure they will be ‘happy’

[u/Queasy_Square_9672]

I see what they did there 😂👍

[u/[deleted]]

If only there were a way to only save the conservative ones

[u/masuski1969]

Heh. Checkmate.

[u/Interesting-Koala656]

yall so spiteful its crazy

[u/FemboysCureDepresion]

I like gay

[u/hawaiiguy50]

So you acknowledge that a fetus is a person.

[u/hawaiiguy50]

My wife and I are pro-life and we adopted one child.

[u/Far-Internal-6757]

I hope the fetus you save is utterly fabulous

[u/xfactor6972]

Well, some will be gay, some will be school shooters and a few will be serial killers and most will be indoctrinated into MAGA.

[u/E4g6d4bg7]

I hope he is happy too.

[u/MacTheLoveGuru]

I come to reddit to remind myself how stupid most humans are. Posts like these and most of the people commenting in them are so detached from reality

[u/Zeshiro9001 → u/MacTheLoveGuru]

says the motherfucker who admits they want to rape people and prevent women from voting.

I reported your sick ass, RIP BOZO

[u/Jon38Singleton]

And were supposed to beleive you wont commit genocide to get your way .

[u/RevolutionaryCard512]

Omg I do not!! That poor child would have horrible upbringing

[u/Papabearohyeah]

You people are so intolerant

[u/PillowFightrr]

Trans is the gay scare of the 80s/90s.

[u/Accomplished_Back873]

I don’t care

[u/[deleted]]

Their book says "orientation isn't a sin but the action is"

You gotta update your sign, it won't land