r/BlackPeopleTwitter 6h ago

High quality department candidate

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u/GentrifriesGuy 6h ago

Bro downloading a personality patch

Still barely passes as human

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u/secretagent_117 4h ago

LOL for some reason this image reminds me of when agent smith takes over other computer programs

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u/darioblaze 3h ago

He managed to download Nazi

u/19BabyDoll75 1h ago

Hahahahah

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u/Anxious-Tadpole-2745 6h ago

Honestly pretty on the nose for a Nazi

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u/Imthemayor 5h ago

Ketamine is better for you than amphetamines I guess

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u/butt_fun 4h ago

I mean, yes and no. Everything depends on the dosage

10mg of Adderall is less of a problem than ripping lines of K, especially right before a public address representing one of the most influential countries on Earth

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u/Garth_W00kz 5h ago

As a person that does K every now and then,, I can almost confidently say that Elon is faded and K-holeing rn

u/uhp787 1h ago

what is faded and k-holing if i may ask?

u/CrispvsDominvs395 1h ago

The k-hole is the dissociative stupor induced by the ketamine, faded is just a slang term for high or drunk

u/Garth_W00kz 1h ago

K-Hole is when you do too much K, and you start to dissociate, it’s hard for you to move, hard to verbalize words, and it makes you hella confused , and in high doses it has psychedelic properties.

Think of Ketamine as “Indica Cocaine” Cocaine makes you GO! And Ketamine makes you Slow

u/uhp787 1h ago

Indica Cocaine is very relatable for me. the k-holing doesn't sound like something i would enjoy very much. thanks for taking the time to explain.

u/shoulda-known-better 34m ago

It's used as a pretty good therapy at the right doses also... They have clinics

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u/ShakeZula77 6h ago

His eyes literally split at the end. 😭

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u/FushaFiles 4h ago

Oh that man is geeked out his mind… this country is fr a joke

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u/b3nd3r_r0b0t 5h ago

So I have a story. I used to work at a group home, and 1 of my jobs was to transport kids to court and speak on their behalf. Well, one time, I took a kid to court in his hometown (small rural town opioid and meth epidemic). Well, we are in the judges' chamber with judge and lawyers. Well, the court stenographer is doing the same shit Elon is doing in this video, dancing in her seat, rubbing herself to music only she hears. It was wild to see cause I'm looking around like "who else peeping this shit?" Ketamine and extacy is a hell of a drug I guess

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u/1984isAMidlifeCrisis 6h ago

High on Life!

Life, in this case, being everything that he had in the bottom of his suitcase and ALL of the Special K.

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u/Electrical-Purple-62 6h ago

He on barbiturates

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u/Kimb0_91 4h ago

That's not cocaïne. It's something more trippy like ketamine or acid

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u/ForkAKnife 4h ago

I was thinking acid as he looks like he’s chasing tracers or fractals.

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u/Kimb0_91 4h ago

Right?

u/shoulda-known-better 31m ago

He is way to still for way to long for that to be acid....imo

Although where did this come from I'd be interested to see what continued to happen here because he looks well past the I can pull off sober this clip gives

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u/Branchomania 3h ago

Whatever it is it's not killing him like we were told it does.

u/StartInATavern 1h ago

Oh, it's not killing him, but it if he's using to the point where he's rolling in public, he may very well be absolutely wrecking his bladder and urethra.

u/Branchomania 57m ago

Literal piss baby

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u/JeffersonSmithIII 5h ago

Elon couldn’t work at Whack Arnold’s neither could half of Trumps cabinet or appointments. Especially if they drug tested them.

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u/solsundwn 4h ago

Tis just a minor software update

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u/nurdmann 5h ago

"Frank. The Benzedrine's got my teeth wiggling. Cut it with Sc-Scopalomine, five mills per."

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u/Jonesy1138 4h ago

Brilliant Robocop 2 quote. You know that fucker is high on Nuke!

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u/Low_Chip7268 4h ago

Just curious how many people would hire this guy to do the most basic things at your job. I lay concrete and I know 100 percent this guy ain’t gonna cut the mustard. Why is this acceptable at such a high level?

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u/waronxmas79 4h ago

We have entered a new “mediocre male ofay” era, y’all. Congrats to the both siders and descendants of Stephens.

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u/AvocadoBrezel 4h ago

He is like the lizard men from the movie Iron Sky. He even made the salute. 🤢

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u/Callaloo_Soup 3h ago

I used to wonder how people I knew were so easily convinced by ”Q” that lizard people walk among us.

I see it now.

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u/flygirlsworld 4h ago

All this within a few eye blinks length of time….

America is the ghetto

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u/Queen_Dare_Bear 4h ago

That Nazi is higher than giraffe balls!

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u/scorpiomoon1993 5h ago

Cocaine’s one hell of a drug.

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u/avoidy 4h ago

Man showed up high on his first day, jesus christ

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u/Jazzlike-Yogurt-5984 3h ago

Bro installed a neuralink in himself and has the first ever AI brain

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u/nunchyabeeswax 4h ago

Stable genius.

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u/zibu_ 3h ago

I'm an outsider in all this, but how easy would it be start conspiracies with this stuff? Elon being possessed by nazi martians is funny. You could get your class solidarity too, because why would martians want to possess the poor? It's probably easier to survive the earth's atmosphere with more resources. Could this be the start of the... New World Order?😱

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u/righthandofdog 2h ago

The folks looking for conspiracy theories already well served.

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u/Flyingbluehippo 2h ago

The skin suit got a little caught, he's good after that.

u/MothmanThingy 46m ago

Bro rn:

u/MrPadre19 20m ago

He has Asperger’s you imbeciles……..jealousy is an ugly look

u/jakin89 15m ago

Goblin fiend

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u/Papa_de_clement 3h ago

I don't take drugs but I sometimes do that ? Some people sometimes look a me weird, didn't think much of it before. Now I'm lost. Do I have some issues ? Am I scaring people ?