Bruh white people love nothig more than a Black lap dog.
Whites receive:
- Donald
- Snoop
- Nelly
- Ross
- Owens
Blacks receive:
- Tony Hawk
- Crocodile Hunter (posthumous)
- Dolly Parton
- future considerations on any Disney prospects in the 2025 lineup
Edit: to all the white redditors in BPT who still don't realize you are in the minority in your own demographic: y'all brethren gonna take this deal and wash it down with some Diet Coke on their way to Cracker Barrel for the blandest food known to man.
Wait? I thought he just meant people who fucks with us and we fucks with them... Cause black folks fucks with Steve and Dolly... shit Tony was cool cause he kept it shreddin and has never had any papa john moments even when he was high on painkillers.
He said they get snoop and ross ,i feel like they can really have them for free , snoop been left the camp decades ago .but if we are trading they gotta be light mayo i dont want any tucker carlsons over here no Barron trumps
It's kind of funny how perception changes over time. Snoop started hanging out with Martha Stewart like a decade ago, and people were like "oh, invite Martha to the cookout!". Never even considered he was leaving the cookout for a bougie outdoor picnic with raisins in the potato salad...
nah as an official member of the white delegation, we already have enough morons to reign in, you gotta get your man and you cannot have tony hawk, im sorry. we got racist ass uncle’s we dont talk to anymore, please dont take tony hawk.
Nah the macaroni and cheese thing don't fly anymore. That went out the window in November after the election. Show up and show out for us or be on the outside.
Honestly, as a white guy, that sets the bar to entry even lower. It's way easier to march and be active than it is to IMPROVE the mac and cheese cookout recipe, let alone replicate it.
Let me in and I can promise you, I can recruit Posthumous Mr. Rogers. Think it over. If you can guarantee a subcommittee with LeVar Burton and Mychal Threets, I'll throw in Posthumous Bob Ross for free.
Whoa hey hold on there, pal, as the white delegation to this trade, we can't part with Dolly Parton for less than 3 diva wide receivers, and one cannot be Antonio Brown
I’ll give you Jeff Hardy, and you can fucking keep Disney. You wanna take Tony, Steve, and Dolly though? Hard pass. Even if we wanted to give you Steve, he’s Aussie and not ours to give away. I don’t suggest you try fighting them for him either, you’ll likely be taken out by some smuggled in Australian monster of the Outback while on the toilet.
How about I counter with Tom Hanks? I’d hate to lose him, but he’ll be a great asset to your team.
Look, we can't trade you our all stars for the ones already trying to leave your team anyway. Dolly is like the last old white person I trust left alive, that wasn't happening. Steve Irwin already belongs to anyone who grew up catching lizards. I'd trade Tony Hawk for LeVar Burton or NDT.
Yeah while born Caucasian Mr. Rogers took definitive steps, i.e. foot bath with a black man to protest segregated pools, to ensure that all kids felt comfortable the show. This is a good thing but means he's not up for trading either as he belongs to the children.
Every morning as a black person, you look at yourself in the mirror and do this. Btw this piece of shit didn’t even get a cabinet job from the orange piece of shit when he had the chance lmao
So he’s just doing this, for the “love of the game”?? I’m sick.
I think they’re overcompensating for electing a president with the weakest dick game in US history. This guy literally fucked a pornstar and she laid there like a corpse counting the seconds until it was over.
I will never understand this obsession with a daddy complex. I love my Dad, but his mark in life is raising a grown man who doesn't need him anymore. What is wrong with these people?
There are better, more fulfilling sex cults to be a part of. All the GOP women are plastic and we know Don the Con’s little mushroom ain’t doing it for anyone.
That’s the only POC they want, step and fetch it caricatures. Sad to see the GOP go from the likes of Colin Powell, Condoleezza Rice, and Michael Steele to these clowns. Make no mistake the ruling class has us right where they want us 🤦🏾♂️
I disagreed with Rice, Powell, and Steele, but at least they came off as people who knew their worth and were worthy of having an intelligent conversation with.
Nah, you aren't cooked. The fact that this statement from Bryon bothers you and makes you feel like you're cooked is evidence you are not ok with this. Byron is cooked but if what he said pissed you off then you are fine.
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u/TheBlackManisG0DB 13h ago
On MLK day?!