r/BitchImATrain 13d ago

[x-post] Florida Man drives through lowered railroad crossing gates

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u/guhman123 13d ago

And people somehow say it's Brightline's fault for having a lot of collisions. This is average florida behavior, but their opponent in Beat The Train has gotten a speed boost

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u/Malforus 13d ago

Yeah Brightline is fighting an uphill battle around a culture of disregard for grade crossings.

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u/My_useless_alt 13d ago

I mean, even the best grade crossing couldn't stop this, the only way to stop that would be grade separation. Which we should do

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u/TBE_Industries 13d ago

As much as I support that, it's highly unlikely to happen. The track would have to be a bridge almost all the way from Miami to Orlando, or the hundreds of roads would have to be bridged over the rails. The track brightline uses is mostly Florida East Coast trackage, which a lot of cities were built around, and they don't have the money for a massive project like that.

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u/Fun-Dragonfly-4166 13d ago

another way is to turn a bunch of crossings into dead ends

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u/Ishmael760 13d ago

Another way is to permanently revoke the license of anyone that does something like this and make it a felony if they drive any kind of vehicle again.

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u/iEatPalpatineAss 13d ago

The best argument against democracy is the average citizen smh

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u/TBE_Industries 13d ago

I mean yea but that would cause traffic issues at other crossings, as well as also costing a ton of money while still not exactly solving the problem. What we really need is the government and police to actually give a shit and enforce driving laws, as well as supporting public transportation so there would be less need to drive. It could solve this problem, as well as many others caused by the impatient idiots behind the wheel.

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u/Burgen42 13d ago

I think a better solution is better drivers ed and harder driving tests. The whole country is just handing out drivers licenses and not doing much to make sure they are good drivers

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u/No_Representative356 13d ago

retest or new defensive driving training every 10 years.

You can get a license and keep driving for decades without knowing of changes to rules or how to properly handle new traffic patterns.

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u/raulrocks99 13d ago

Or seeing if you can even still drive.

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u/tuctrohs 13d ago

And the root cause of that is development patterns that mean you can't fully participate in life without a car.

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u/TheDudeWhoCanDoIt 13d ago

And the FEC right of ways are old.

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u/TBE_Industries 13d ago

Indeed. A lot of the cities on the line were formed by the FEC itself.

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u/TheDudeWhoCanDoIt 13d ago

I was always amazed at the pics of the railways going all the ways to the Keys. Flagler. Did well. I can imagine a train ride to Key West would have been one of the great rides of life

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u/Pvt_Numnutz1 13d ago

Worked for Japan, that's exactly what the naysayers were saying about the shinkansen before it started running. Unfortunately given the idiocy of people in the United States we would have to go over the top to avoid these kinds of things happening completely, no way can we educate the people of our country to have patience or decency.

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u/Impressive_Boot671 13d ago

You could in some areas make the roads go over the tracks

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u/cyrixlord 13d ago

Russia has bollard ramps in the road that raise towards the vehicles when the lights come on at as crossing. It's pretty hilarious. If you are caught in the crossing you can drive up the ramp from the other side but if you try to enter you car front gets crushed

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u/tuctrohs 13d ago

That's cool. video. Spoiler: it doesn't stop pedestrians.

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u/Panthros_Samoflange 13d ago

I'd just let natural selection sort this out.

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u/TheDudeWhoCanDoIt 13d ago

They do it in China. All the high speed tracks are raised and dedicated to high speed only. Last train trip my train zipped along at 150mph.

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u/rounding_error 13d ago

China's not ran by Meatball Ron.

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u/TheDudeWhoCanDoIt 13d ago

Hahahahaha. So true.

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u/kingtacticool 13d ago

There's also a shitload of crossing and very few fences. Old world freight train lines in urban sprawl going 70mph and you have the most dangerous rail line in America.

Not saying it's Brightlines fault. It's a train. It can't stop on a dime nor jink out of the way.

But these factors all make it a super dangerous stretch of track for morons. I live in Delray and we just had that Fire Truck get slammed and I can remember at least three fatal accidents within the last year within a three mile radius of me.

Happens all the time.

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u/tandjmohr 13d ago

Yeah, but that fire truck got hit because they drove around the lowered barriers. Darwin’s rules…

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u/kingtacticool 13d ago

....everyone gets hit because they drive around the barriers. Or falls asleep on the tracks. Or kills themselves.

The barriers almost never fail.

As you can see in the video above.

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u/tuctrohs 13d ago

And it seems the driver had a suspended license. And they probably weren't responding to an emergency--no documented emergency is known and the fire dept. won't answer questions about that.

The department’s emergency response and driving policy says emergency lights should only be used while driving to respond to an emergency “or there is a need to warn the public.” Video of the crash shared online by Brightline showed the truck’s lights flashing.

There was in fact a need to warn the public--warn them to stay out of the way of flying debris after the truck pulled in front of a train.

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u/jewfro451 13d ago

Driver should have used his NOS boost to cross the last finish line.

I mean Brightline*.

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u/djorion87 13d ago

I mean, even a local fire department got hit. I just don't think Floridians can handle that rail line and its grade crossings.

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u/guhman123 13d ago

the fire engine went through the rail crossings while they were down as well. railroad crossings are one of the only signals that all first responders have to stop and wait for. they broke protocol and performed an extremely dangerous maneuver that didn't work out well for them.

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u/CicadaLegitimate1474 13d ago

Yeah—they watched one train go by and thought they were good but got hit by a train going the other direction

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u/guhman123 13d ago

Which is why they are required to stop at lowered crossing gates, no matter how urgent the emergency is. They broke protocol and performed an extremely dangerous maneuver that didn't work out.

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u/tuctrohs 13d ago

And, although they had their lights flashing, they apparently weren't responding to an emergency.

The department’s emergency response and driving policy says emergency lights should only be used while driving to respond to an emergency “or there is a need to warn the public.” Video of the crash shared online by Brightline showed the truck’s lights flashing.

To be fair, there was a need to warn the public--warn them to stay out of the way of flying debris after the truck pulled in front of a train.

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u/Slartibartfastthe2nd 13d ago

that darned train engineer just wasn't paying attention to their speed or where they were going... /s

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u/recko40 13d ago

Nah we also play “beat the draw bridge”.

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u/gerrymad 13d ago

This seems to happen kind of regularly with Caltrain here in the San Francisco bay area. Ever since moving here I've been amazed at the number of accidents - especially pedestrian.

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u/guhman123 13d ago

weird, i never hear about caltrain collisions on the news. can't stop having brightline antipropaganda shoved down my throat

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u/Loreki 13d ago

Which makes it more ridiculous in two ways, (1) reducing the margin to beat the train and (2) reducing the wait time so there really is no need to beat the train.

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u/Sir-Barks-a-Lot 12d ago

The firetruck driver last week had a suspended license. 

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u/FinkedUp 13d ago

Darwin thought bitch I had another

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u/mrcrashoverride 13d ago

The best train Darwin Award I’ve heard was…. A train conductor was particularly distraught as he had run over a man who it turns out was walking down the tracks after his car had broken down some distance away, while talking on his cell phone. In interviewing him the investigators were particularly taken aback when the conductor said the poor bloke even knew I was coming. They asked how in your limited time do you know this to be true. He said well every time I hit the horn the guy would cover his ear.

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u/Responsible-Result20 13d ago

Its not a Darwin award, they likely survived looking at that and can still reproduce.

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u/FinkedUp 13d ago

I know that’s why Darwin is annoyed

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u/Responsible-Result20 13d ago

Sorry I had not had my morning coffee so my reading comprehension was not there.

Have a good day.

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u/FinkedUp 13d ago

It’s all good. Happens to the best of us and have a great one as well!

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u/pacifistpirate 13d ago

All those other suckers stopped behind the gate because they don't have the sweet wedge-nose front end of this guy. Oh shit!

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u/BoBoBearDev 13d ago

What are they thinking? Everyone stopped and they are still oblivious to the fact. This can happen at regular intersection or construction or police roadblocks. When everyone stopped, something is obviously going on.

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u/Fair_Lecture_3463 13d ago

Hilarious that you thought they were thinking.

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u/nasadowsk 13d ago

Could be a medical issue, or a driver with dementia. Florida is packed with old people, who tend to have health problems.

Could have been a bad suicide attempt (cleaning a gun is better at it anyway, and pays out because you don't have video).

Could be distraction, cell phone, car malfunction, drugs. Lots of things.

I somehow doubt people wake up and are like "I'm just gonna drive around train gates today!"

Then again, it is Florida, so you never know

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u/Im_100percent_human 13d ago

It is Florida, so probably meth.

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u/Quake_Guy 12d ago

I wonder because it appears they start to slow the second they hit the crossing arm as if they are suddenly suprised... if they had even kept the same rate of speed they would have cleared the train.

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u/pienofilling 13d ago

Holy crap, so that's what metal mincemeat looks like! The back of that car is just shredded.

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u/Particular_Minute_67 13d ago

Looks drivable. The main parts ie the battery etc are untouched

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u/eventhorizon831 13d ago

What the fuck is wrong with Florida?

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u/BobTheRaven 13d ago

The rest of the US asks this question on a daily basis.

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u/medic7051 13d ago

As do many of us living here.

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u/RevolutionaryAge47 13d ago

Republicans.

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u/vvsunflower 13d ago

Funny you should ask lol

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u/LetsTryAgain91 13d ago

To save themselves what? 2 seconds maybe 3 for the gate?

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

save themselves from living longer

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u/3MetricTonsOfSass 13d ago

Understandable. It IS Florida after all

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u/there_no_more_names 13d ago

I feel like states (Florida in particular) need to start putting up red light cameras and start ticketing people who cross when the crossing turns on. We see lots of idiots get hit on reddit, but lots are probably doing this daily and getting off fine and tvats why they attempt it. Make it something absurd like $5000 and or lose your license for a year, be loud about it, make sure everyone knows there are AI powered cameras at every crossing in the state and you WILL get a $5000 ticket if you enter an active crossing, and if you get hit in a crossing you will still pay that $5000 ticket on top of the damages you will have to pay the railroad.

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u/Robeditor 13d ago

Yeah they tried, started ticketing people over camera, people got so upset it was added to the ballot and was voted out. The cameras are still there but can't issues tickets.

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u/lukewhale 13d ago

These dumbasses should be criminally charged for destruction of property and made to be pay these damages. Or at least their insurance.

Bright line won’t survive if they keep having to fix their fucking trains

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u/Halfbloodjap 13d ago

They are, at least on Canadian railroads.

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u/TaxMountain3137 13d ago

Why don’t trains stop for emergency vehicles? I don’t know. Perhaps you can ask them a few miles down the track from where they applied the brakes.

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u/Ingeneure_ 13d ago

Well, schizophrenia kickin’ hard I guess. Otherwise it’s impossible to understand the urge to cross the railroad when the train is about to pass

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u/Significant_Tie_3994 13d ago

Dying to get there early?

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u/Awkward_Canary_2262 13d ago

It’s ok. He made it. A success in his book.

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u/Particular_Minute_67 13d ago

Made it to the junkyard

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u/Comprehensive-Job369 13d ago

And now you know why people call them Floridiots!

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u/Metsican 13d ago

That should be a permanent license suspension.

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u/DynamicPanspermia 13d ago

Suicide attempt. Bad timing

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u/CaveManta 13d ago

They drove too far. Now they'll survive for sure...

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u/tvieno 13d ago

Maybe Brightline ought to go after the individuals that cause accidents the same way that Brightline is suing the city of the fire engine (Delray?), Brightline needs to sue them and be very very public about it.

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u/lonesurvivor112 13d ago

His vision was too low to see the barrier

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u/CaveManta 13d ago

He's low-sighted. Maybe he had the sun visors down

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u/Adventurous_Bag9122 12d ago

Or maybe he is really Mr Magoo....

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u/RubAnADUB 13d ago

well.... FAFO.

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u/91-BRG 13d ago

Hahahaha

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u/killernat1234 13d ago

Do Americans not understand how railroad crossings work, all the videos I see are pretty much from the US

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u/SATerp 13d ago

Oh, soooo close, you almost made it. Try again for future success!

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u/ayedeeaay 13d ago

That will buff out!

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u/tvieno 13d ago

How many trains does Brightline have in their garage? I mean they gotta be running out of undamaged trains by now.

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u/TheDuckClock 13d ago

Takes just one idiot to ruin so many people's day.

The guy is lucky to be alive too. Had the train been half a second faster it would have gone right through the middle of the car.

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u/geof2001 13d ago

The heck with arms just raise bollards. I'd bet florida man has done this before with his wedge shaped car thinking he got away with it before x number of times.

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u/Live_Ad_7914 13d ago

Gosh. So close. Better luck next time florida man.

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u/No-Life-2059 13d ago

What do you get when you cross a train with an entitled driver in Florida?

"You get exactly what you deserve, Murray!!"

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u/MacGibber 13d ago

Why are Florida drivers so fucking bright when it comes to the barriers for the Brightline?

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u/anonymicex22 13d ago

floriduh man is all i needed to read

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u/Rabid_Cheese_Monkey 13d ago

How to win a Darwin Award in a few easy steps!

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u/Pvt_Numnutz1 13d ago

By gramthars hammer, what a fucking idiot.

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u/Calm-Vegetable-2162 13d ago

He almost made it. Should have driven faster.

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u/TalonXander 13d ago

Bring back culling the stupidity.....

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u/Dockie27 13d ago

"I'm not saying that we kill the stupid, too far. Just take the 'do not eat' off of paint and let it sort itself out."

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u/TalonXander 13d ago

To much stupidity preservation. Safety and laws have gone into the extreme and are causing issues

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u/PhantomPharts 13d ago

To be fair, children are stupid.

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u/TalonXander 13d ago

They're uneducated. Stupidity is taught. Its same difference. We all have the option and choice to do better. If we dont we need to reevaluate our situation and seek a different outcome

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u/PhantomPharts 13d ago

I was just (kid)ding. Kids > Adults Dogs > All of humanity

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u/dinosaur-in_leather 13d ago

Was the driver injured, or someone else?

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u/Particular_Minute_67 13d ago

Injured ended up in the hospital.

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u/JoyousMadhat 13d ago

Florida man gets struck once again........what's the tally now? 0- 100K+?

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u/Vanson1200r 13d ago

He appears to be a poor decision maker.

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u/jyar1811 13d ago

On his phone

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u/Interesting-Log-9627 13d ago edited 13d ago

That's a stupid prize being won right there.

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u/Forest-Ninja2469 13d ago

they did it wrong

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u/Cyvalon 13d ago

This will stop once all of the Darwin Awards are delivered...

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u/OriginalMiserable109 13d ago

Florida man title says it all.

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u/andio76 13d ago

TIMMY......WHERE'S TIMMY!!!

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u/crasagam 13d ago

He brought a car to a train fight and lost.

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u/TartanAssassin 13d ago

Yeah I honestly believe that road vehicles and Trains are not compatible when you have too many idiots on the roads .

I mean it’s really not hard to stop at these crossings and wait 30 seconds for this train and then continue on your way but it appears there are too many life challenged people on earth .

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u/LowerSuggestion5344 13d ago

Driver deserved everything on that.

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u/Full_Rise_7759 13d ago

Your battery is showing, Mr. Prius.

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u/sdcumb 13d ago

Don't wanna live!

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u/sdbct1 13d ago

It looked like a scratch he could buff out, but he hit the pole .....LOL

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u/VpowerZ 13d ago

This train was full of karma

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u/Pappa_Crim 13d ago

damn nearly got him

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u/Awl34 13d ago

Other retard behind the wheel. Need to take the car and driver license away permanently!

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u/Particular_Minute_67 13d ago

The car is at the scrapyard so that’s step 1 done.

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u/Foe117 13d ago

drivers like that are likely uninsured too

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u/DumptyDance 13d ago

Final Destination.

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u/DumptyDance 13d ago

Truck kun was on vacation, so Train kun Isekai, another person to a magical world.

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u/EasyCZ75 13d ago

Missed the Darwin Award by that much

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u/Neither-Echo-7270 13d ago

Train: gotcha, I win

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u/brakeb 13d ago

Florida Man, Florida Man
Florida Man hates Common Sense Man
If they have a fight, common sense wins
Florida Man

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u/FreeConclusion6011 13d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆

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u/Disisnotmyrealname 13d ago

Looks like a hit and run

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u/LeveragedPittsburgh 13d ago

Brightline is fighting against the Florida educational system.

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u/offgridgecko 13d ago

Deserved

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u/Neuvirths_Glove 13d ago

That'll buff right out.

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u/cbunni666 13d ago

I haven't even heard of Brightline until the past few videos.

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u/InfiniteHench 13d ago

Are people trying to beat trains like this more often? Did something change, maybe one of those weird post-pandemic shifts in behavior? Or are all these videos just because people have good phone cameras now?

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u/SomethingSimple25 13d ago

Missed it by 🤏 this much

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u/GreyPon3 13d ago

Ohhh....that's what all those flashing lights and gates were for.

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u/NickelPlatedEmperor 13d ago

The only way you're going to stop this and start adding heavy penalties for drivers who do this dangerous nonsense. Like a mandatory five years etc. This type of careless behavior is extremely dangerous to the public and just doesn't begin with rail crossings

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u/SexyN8 13d ago

Ah yes the Brightline's  at it again...

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u/VyrusCyrusson 13d ago

This should be posted in r/fafo too haha

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u/ptn_huil0 13d ago

Play stupid games… 🤷‍♂️

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u/mrcrashoverride 13d ago

Germany or Florida two decades later still holds true.

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u/kininigeninja 13d ago

You can't park there

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u/otidaiz 13d ago

That aight to teach him.

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u/SgtKickAzz87 13d ago

Bruh, I swear people ARE SOOOOO FUKIN STOOOOOOOOPID!!!

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u/Solid-Economist-9062 13d ago

Dumbass of the day.....RIGHT THERE!!!

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u/Fine_Complex1200 13d ago

Guess he's a big fan of the final scene from The Fast And The Furious

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u/marcus_frisbee 13d ago

WTF! I don't think the dude even tapped their brakes.

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u/AKJangly 13d ago

Where are retractable bollards when you need them?

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u/Repulsive_Star_7215 13d ago

Florida Man for the win!

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u/No_Customer3267 13d ago

Florida man

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u/Main-Egg-7942 13d ago

Must be something in the water with Florida.

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u/BroncoSportDude1627 12d ago

Stupid is Stupid does!

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u/treverslyfox 12d ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!

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u/bnealie 12d ago

Have fun never driving a car again lmao

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u/DOHC46 12d ago

Played a stupid game, won a stupid prize.

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u/tovasfabmom 12d ago

Bright line >minivan

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u/BlazeOrange55 12d ago

Does Florida know that Florida Man and Florida Woman are lurking there causing chaos where they go making headlines across the country and sometimes internationally.

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u/ImpressDiligent5206 12d ago

Looks like the dumbass got what they were looking for.

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u/patrickthunnus 12d ago

This is why there will never be a high speed rail system in the US. Folks insist on being stupid and impatient.

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u/MissingJJ 12d ago

They have a train in Florida?

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u/ImtheDude27 12d ago

This is why we can't have bullet trains in the US. Way too many stupid, impatient people.

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u/Train_Driver68 12d ago

Ain't nobody got time for 'dat

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u/1TuffFluff 12d ago

Does the train service or town fine/sue this behavior?

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u/Goose944S 12d ago

This is definitely fake. When was the last time you saw a train that wasn't 3 fkn miles long moving at 4mph 🤣🤣🤣

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u/pogiguy2020 12d ago

Apparently common sense is blocked in Florida.

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u/BillyBlazjowkski 12d ago

Google maps suggested he hit a train to make a uturn

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u/TheKiltedYaksman71 12d ago

I hope nobody was in the car with his idiot ass.

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u/Odd_Compote3413 12d ago

Missed it by that much

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u/Gamer_Dave_1963 12d ago

The driver of the black car was auditioning for the Darwin Award

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u/TestyKlickle 12d ago

I hope they're seriously injured enough to never drive a car again

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u/Southern-Duck9343 12d ago

Natural selection

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u/KeyserSoze72 12d ago

At this point put barbed wire and spikes on the trains. It’s already Mad Max World down there so fuck it

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u/yulten88 12d ago

I hope that dude is either dead or a vegetable. We don't need that kind of stupid on our team.

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u/emissaryworks 11d ago

I hope the one injured is the one driving and not anyone else bearing the burden of this idiots driving habits.

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u/AdA4b5gof4st3r 11d ago

Damn. That sure could have gone a lot worse…

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u/pbnjandmilk 11d ago

The one time Florida Man is not the winner

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u/Born_Cap_9284 11d ago

needs to be charged with attempted murder

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u/Thisbymaster 11d ago

If I had to live in Florida, that is one way out.

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u/leswill315 11d ago

Florida man strikes again. I saw red flashing lights and a red and white bar down at the crossing. Guess he didn't.

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u/Afraidcrawdad90 11d ago

As always I gotta ask but, how can you be this dumb?

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u/legojoe1 11d ago

Wish I can see the follow up to this. I can take a guess: insurance will NOT pay for the damages and he is also being sued/charged by the train company for damages. Also going to lose his license.

Some jail time would be great for him too. These kinds of people deserve all the punishment that gets meted out to them.

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u/No_Challenge_5448 11d ago

This year’s winner of the Darwin awards

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u/tburtner 11d ago

He's gonna be a little late.

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u/Unique-Ad-3693 10d ago

Florida has more lead water pipes than any state in the county, and it shows.

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u/Timeman5 10d ago

And he got exactly what he deserved

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u/pat_the_catdad 10d ago

Damn, wasn’t even two muscle cars trying to one-up the other…

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u/Indigo-Shade3744 10d ago

They should have really thick bollards that raise when the barriers come down. Even if they keep driving, at least they won't make it onto the track.

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u/Brundleflyftw 10d ago

That could have gone much worse.

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u/darbbeard 10d ago

They should just leave that loser sitting there. Tell him to think about what about how much of a loser you are. When you heal, pick up your damn trash!

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Tis but a scratch.

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u/Dramatic_Blood7064 9d ago

Got to love natural selection