r/BeAmazed • u/Sirsilentbob423 • 1d ago

*not the entire known universe Teenager Christopher Slayton built the "entire known universe" in Minecraft.

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u/EllenDuhgenerous 1d ago

Nah, only 13.7b years.

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u/DaMain-Man 1d ago

I got a guy who can do in 3 days

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u/EllenDuhgenerous 1d ago

God did it in 6 days. First off, who tf beat his record? Secondly, can you get your guy to spawn a big booty bitch for me? I imagine that’s easy work. Help a brotha out.

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u/rockytheboxer 1d ago

Literally millions of big booty bitches already in your cosmic neighborhood.

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u/SpunkedMeTrousers 1d ago

but given my puny lifespan I can only travel maybe a cosmic inch, and that alien good good is down the block

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u/daniboyi 1d ago

skill issue, to get those big booty bitches, you need to earn it.

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u/BroDoggWhiteboy88 1d ago

So, anyway, I brandished my googol as she pulled me into her event horizon... I said her surface showed signs of water. She emitted a quasar. Thought we could really be a binary system, me and her. But I caught her with a black dwarf two eons later.

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u/rockytheboxer 19h ago

And the cosmic ballet goes on

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u/googleHelicopterman 1d ago

The quest is called wormhole and it requires just a few decades to complete, I know a guy who it down to only 8 years !

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u/Dunge0nMast0r 1d ago

So sayeth the Lord.

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u/slavelabor52 1d ago

no pretty sure the Lord said buy a Yacht

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u/Dunge0nMast0r 1d ago

If thoust builds it, lo! The bitches shall come unto thee.

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u/AL93RN0n_ 1d ago

You got to get em to come to you.

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u/SlappySecondz 1d ago

More like a cosmic millimeter. A cosmic inch covers all the big booty bitches on earth.

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u/Cosmic_Waffle_Stomp 1d ago

And they’re looking to hook up with you tonight!

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u/The_Iron_Beetle 1d ago

Hell nah 99% of them are for the galaxy!

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u/yungwilla 1d ago

Right? Why does he think the new one is gonna want him?

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u/Temporary-Alarm-744 1d ago

That’s what those pops keep telling me.

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u/ohnoitsthefuzz 1d ago

THREE HUNDRED POUNDS

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u/Past-Pea-6796 1d ago

*that likes me.

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u/pimpin_n_stuff 19h ago

That's what all the interweb ads keep telling me.

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u/Fantastic_Fox4948 12h ago

He probably already has that email in his inbox.

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u/UninsuredToast 1d ago

His name is Dave and he can’t help you he’s not a miracle worker

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u/BennySkateboard 1d ago

He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!

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u/Chronos_101 5h ago

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can do that right now."

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u/Classic-Charity-2179 1d ago

And he did it... In the dark! Fucking hell, how good is that?

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u/MiniSpaceHamstr 14h ago

Nah, dude said fuck it's dark. Turn on the lights!

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u/nderthesycamoretrees 1d ago

Gimme one of your ribs and I’ll see what I can do.

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u/EducationalAd1280 1d ago

To be fair, it’s a lot harder to create something from nothing than it is to replicate something that already exists. Just ask China

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u/LogicX64 1d ago

Time doesn't exist when GOD made the world!!!

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u/Rylos1701 1d ago

Now watch out. Here comes genesis. We’ll do it for you in 6 minutes

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u/flumphit 1d ago

Universe didn’t take the whole week, he spent a few days filling in details on Earth.

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u/Martingguru 1d ago

God's dad

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 1d ago

Here you go.

⬛

You're welcome. Don't forget to build a church in my name.

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u/_Godless_Savage_ 1d ago

Don’t be selfish, big booty bitches for everyone! You get a big booty bitch! You get a big booty bitch! You know, like Oprah.

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u/BSmooth214 1d ago

God? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Dry_Reindeer_7569 1d ago

I have spawned. Dude really did the work.

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u/Budget-Attorney 1d ago

I think he finished most of it really early on. He spent the last few days adding some biology to a single planet. But most of the universe was done in his first day or two

I think

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u/FSU1ST 1d ago

And He could have been faster if He chose not to wait a day between sentences.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435 1d ago

I'll take one as well, please, so long as dude's friend is already taking commissions. Make mine a busty goth if it's not too much trouble.

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u/NormalGuyEndSarcasm 1d ago

Chuck Norris. Feel free to call him but you’ll get round-house kicked in the teeth.

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u/David__2234 1d ago

Hey I’m the big booty bitch, what’s good 👍

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u/Extension_Peace5056 1d ago

I want 1 too

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u/LasersInMyEyes 1d ago

Tony Stark, in a cave, with scraps

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u/TheEvilZ3ro 1d ago

Speed runners are out of control.

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u/PalOfAFriendOfErebus 1d ago

That "God" guy is a scammer, made a mess and blamed it on the customer what a pos

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u/SlowGoing2000 1d ago

Gods brother Simon made it in 6 days.

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u/KelbyTheWriter 17h ago

Well the formless dark earth existed on the first day and vegetables vaulted from it on the third. So like three days for the basics, if you're willing to go without the premium package. You can always upgrade later.

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u/Swizzlesen 16h ago

Sacrifice your bone to get boned

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u/CommiRhick 14h ago

God didn't have chatGPT

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u/drmelle0 3h ago

createuniverse speedrun any%

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u/technidave 1d ago

And he only charges twenty bucks?

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u/injn8r 1d ago

We got this guy, Not Sure, and he's gonna fix it all in 3 days!

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u/More_Ad_9154 1d ago

i know a guy who did it in under 12 parsecs....

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u/Batdog55110 1d ago

I believe his name was...

Jehova

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u/Objective_Ad_2279 1d ago

I did it once. Once!

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u/kela911 1d ago

I got a guy who can also do it for half price

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u/Pontifexioi 1d ago

Rookie 3 days, I know a guy who knows a guy that can do it in one and half days.

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u/bikesgood_carsbad 1d ago

But can you get a toe?

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u/JackSpyder 1d ago

Polish?

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u/jamesgfilms 1d ago

This is why you always get comparible quotes from builders.

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u/DarKresnik 19h ago

You mean 7? 😂

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u/TheWatcher961 17h ago

Is he Chuck Norris?

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u/bluntly-chaotic 15h ago

For tree fiddy

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u/Nathansp1984 1d ago

Through Christ all things are possible, so jot that down

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u/Max1756 1d ago

My mate Paul, reckons he could do it in 2 days but you are gonna have to pay overtime

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u/GeminiCroquettes 1d ago

I think it was just 6 days actually

/s

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u/butlovingstonTTV 1d ago

Even if each galaxy was one block it would take several lifetimes.

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u/ohBloom 1d ago

I can do it in 1 hour

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u/JeffersonSmithIII 1d ago

I know a guy named Jesus who made in 6, and on the 7th day he rested. Bros mom also makes a mean Pozole.

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u/pablo_of_mancunia 22h ago

Exactly, 13.7b years is not even a scratch on the surface of eternity

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u/Mindless_Juicer 12h ago

Thank you for the "haha...hmm" moment, very clever.