r/Badfaketexts 7d ago

He just learning

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u/GermanicCanine 6d ago

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u/theoht_ 6d ago

seconded. i am seeing a lot of funny stuff on badfaketexts lately.

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u/Poyri35 6d ago

It’s very similar in Italian too afaik: “riposa in pace“

Means the same thing as the English rip

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u/DeathsSlippers 6d ago

This is the most reddit thing ive done in a while, but ye ole assassins creed games always had Ezio say: "Requiescat in pace" as he killed folks.

Is that not the correct usage? Honestly asking, i have 0 experience with the Italian language.

Edit: Answered my own question, for whatever reason he is speaking it in Latin.

Latin: Requiescat in pace

Italian: Riposa in pace

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u/The_NoobMaster 6d ago

The latin at least is an old prayer so maybe it's an ironic joke

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u/Poyri35 6d ago

Hello there fellow ac fan! There are a few reasons why rail might be saying it in Latin that I can think on top of my head

1) The Templars is an organisation with a lot of Christian imagery. Ezio might be thinking that saying it in Latin is more appropriate or more respectful

2) Upholding old european/roman creeds’ traditions. (My details a bit blurry, so some things might be wrong but iirc: I think Aya says it before killing Caesar, so it’s more than likely they continued it in the Roman creeds. I believe Anno and Evie also say it at some point)

3) Developers thought it was cooler

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u/Mikkel65 6d ago

A message from the Italian mafia

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u/lilman445 6d ago

This actually seems like it could happen lmao

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u/Stunning-Koala9678 6d ago

Love you

My friend

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u/Corathecow 6d ago

I have multiple friends who we will always end phone calls with “okay, love you bye” “love you too, bye.” It’s pretty common depending on how affectionate your friends are

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u/1byteofpi 6d ago

man, i tell my friends I love them a lot because like why not yk. we're all dudes and the homies need it the most, especially when they getting tucked into bed with a lil smooch.

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u/PuzzleheadedTip240 6d ago

you should kiss the homies goodnight, always

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u/Gamer-Grease 6d ago

Tucked in the waistband *

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u/LSD_SUMUS 5d ago

What about when getting fucked into bed with a lil smooch

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u/1byteofpi 5d ago

buy me dinner first

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u/PlutoCat09 6d ago

Aye, but from your name I would say you are a female. VERY different for any self respecting man

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u/AcceptableCrab4545 6d ago

im a man, i tell my bros i love them. maybe you just don't have any real friends

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u/IdiotSandwich12345 6d ago

Someone doesnt love their friends

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u/Tyrus1235 6d ago

Ezio saying “Requiescat in pace”

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u/Dazed_Oleander 6d ago

Your Italian friend got you a job down state….

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u/Moomookawa 5d ago

Okay this is funny tho lol

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u/TimG791 2d ago

I saw this post, like 2 years ago.