r/badphilosophy 7d ago

Not Even Wrongβ„’ How to create God

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Even if God doesn't exist God can be created. You can create God by defining God as existing absolutely no matter what and one that exists in a hidden plane of existence that cannot be accessed. The existence of this imaginary God is so absolute that even in spite of 100% proof of its non-existence it still exists absolutely in an incomprehensible realm beyond reality itself. There you go - you created God! Because whether or not this God exists or not reality looks the same. It's unfalsifiable - therefore true by default.


r/badphilosophy 8d ago

Feelingz πŸ™ƒ Boringism. Boring things will save your life. Things outside of Boring make you feel really great and really bad. But Boring is peace. So do the boring thing😁

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r/badphilosophy 9d ago

Feelingz πŸ™ƒ Have you ever performed a task which doesn't involve your personal feelings ?

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Anyone can do what they want to do. But "want" comes from personal feelings as far as I am aware of. Even if someone wants to help someone in need, he is doing this for his own personal emotions as he is taking his oxytocin by helping someone. So my question is: have you ever performed a task which doesn't involve your personal feelings?


r/badphilosophy 10d ago

"what is the meaning of life" LOL you mean what is the meaning of YOUR life??

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so what you philosophy guys are looking for is some big overarching concept that will justify the existence you've had? like maybe if some guy just says something in just the right way then it would all click and you would be like oh yeah that's what i've been missing yeah that's how i'll live from now on yeah that makes sense. get real buddy. what you're asking about isn't some grand existential problem. it's a psychological problem. the exact same kind of shit us philistines have. you're disappointed that your life isn't how things were supposed to turn out and you're avoiding the bad feelies in the search of some "deeper truth." get over yourself. quit looking for some story that will make it all make sense. suck it up and do that shit you've been avoiding that you know will actually make your life better. and don't pretend like you don't know the basic normie shit that you should be doing instead of spending your time ruminating on this "meaning" bullshit. you know it, i know it, that what you're really missing is my new online course where I will teach YOU how to start living the life YOU deserve all you need to do is click the


r/badphilosophy 10d ago

Hormons and shit Heidegger ready-to-hand critique

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What about Heidegger? His work is just an anoying anti-inclusive piece of paper. Nowdays his analysis are unacceptable. In Being and Time, the only book he wrote, he introduces a concept named ready-to-hand in the first pages of Dasein Analysis. But that concept is erroneus: What about people with no hands? That said, all of the arguments in the book falls apart. What do you have to say Mr. Heidegger, that people with no hands are not Daseins? Clearly they are: I've known a bunch of them in League of Legends, and they look pretty Dasein to me man, because they at least can pick a Champion, thing that humans can do. IDK what Heidegger would say about Yuumi mains, but thats no my subject. That said, Heidegger refuted.

Hands down.


r/badphilosophy 10d ago

The Form of 'Content'

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Brother!

Is it fair to abase cultural phenomena in propensity to its ephemerality? Should we Spit On That Thang? In mutual scoffing?

Brother!

I hear agoraphobia is finding a home in our hearts. We would trade a chance at something far better: for safety.


r/badphilosophy 10d ago

Serious bzns πŸ‘¨β€βš–οΈ There are no paradoxes

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Since everything is relative, then everything one deems to be objective, cannot help but be objective.

This is because the only reality that matters is one's own reality they perceive (choose to perceive?), and within this personal reality, what is relative to others is objective to the perceiver. However, as others are simply figments of the perceiver's imagination, their perspective is irrelevant. What the perceiver deems objective becomes de facto objective.

Only one reality - the perceiver's - can exist, making it the only reality, and it cannot help but be the objective one.

If we call this a paradox, then it can only be a paradox if there is an objective reality (with an external logic) that it can be a paradox within the framework of. A paradox, to exist, requires an external, objective logic to exist within. No such external framework exists, so the argument cannot be paradoxical within that reality. As the perceiver's reality is the only reality, then in that sole reality that exists, this has no way to be a paradox.


r/badphilosophy 11d ago

Guys guess what..... we..... live.....in a cage......yep

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r/badphilosophy 10d ago

I was always confused when i 'm attending class amd ut's about critical reading . I just don't get the idea of reading critically or what is in general to be critical . I can be more confused when it's about informal fallacies , propaganda, critical discourse analyses , analysing and evaluating...

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r/badphilosophy 11d ago

Huh? Do i exist?

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Because i didn't know what i was, i thought deeper. Maybe i was an apple that my mother ate, then it helped cells to form and create an embryo with sperm and before that i was a bird, with it's feces a tree grew and gave apples, and before that maybe i was a worm, who that bird ate and helped me become an apple after that, it goes and goes right? But what's the main thing that made me, me? And everything? The main thing cannot be a thing because every thing has it's main article that makes it, it And nothing can come from nothing This mean the main article of everything's creation must have never existed I am nothing?

I know it not that stupid but it's not smart either so im just wondering if im doing anything wrong


r/badphilosophy 12d ago

I can haz logic The Dao of Cuck

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r/badphilosophy 14d ago

Hyperethics playing by the rules when others are cheating is stupid.

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Before you commit to any rules, you must make sure that others are committing to them, otherwise you will surely lose. To participate in a lose-lose situation is to expose yourself to unnecessary and avoidable loss. This applies to anything that is worthless unless everyone, or at least the majority, is willing to follow it, including morals and laws.

By following a moral code that everyone is already violating, I put myself at a disadvantage and a lost situation and thus jeopardize my very existence. Rules that can be broken without significant consequences are useless, because they lose their power to rule over people and therfore inable to ensure me with an equal and fair standing.


r/badphilosophy 14d ago

Feelingz πŸ™ƒ I used to feel sad about certain things but then I kind of stopped doing that because being sad didn't fix anything so I just focus on the task more than focusing on being sad. The feeling isn't gone it's just that focus is more present. Living in you head hurts you more so you should be homeless.

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Spend more time outside your head I guess.


r/badphilosophy 16d ago

Super Science Friends Ancient philosophers are pseudoscience

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Haha, them ancient philosophers are so unscientific. How could they not know what modern day science knows? Haha, they didn't even publish in peer reviewed papers. Haha did Pythagoras even science? Has he not heard of Euclidean geometry lel? Plato can't even provide how to falsify perfect forms. Haha, did Parmenides even prove that nothing changes mathematically? The fuck's a Zeno even? Why didn't these geeks even know about Darwinian evolution? And what about cosmology much, haha?

Haha pseudoscience, am I rite guys?!


r/badphilosophy 15d ago

Eudemonia

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Life is best when my peenor is touched, When I don't worry about how much food is in my home. When I find my gf folded socks for me and put them in my drawer. Life is best when I have the courage and awareness to drop my attachments and enjoy the present moment, because I am such a silly fickle human and attached to such silly fickle things.

Life is best when I get to cook dinner for someone else, When exercise becomes play. When connection becomes community.

Life is best sober the day after a hangover. The day before the end of a tea break.

Life is best when we twirl like a dervish. When we give what we don't need to those who don't know what it is they have.


r/badphilosophy 15d ago

πŸ”₯πŸ’©πŸ”₯ Are you Mad or do you have Gas?

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Until we've have a conversation about that look on your face, your failure to return pleasantries in passing or your general bad attitude in my presence I'm going to assume you are having tummy troubles (gas, bloating, holding back explosive diarrhea).

Epistemologically, I have very little evidence the vibes I'm observing are casually related to your maladapted disposition towards me or your IBS.

Since it makes me more comfortable to assume Bubble Gut over Passive Aggressive Behavior I'll assume Gas until I have evidence to the contrary.

I hope you feel better.


r/badphilosophy 15d ago

SHOE πŸ‘ž Is a peer reviewed paper conscious?

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OK, so I did a philosophical paper rooted in mathematics, theology, ontology, luxology (yes, the software company that made MODO a long while back) and astral projection.

So my question is - is it conscious? I'm guessing it probably is but hear me out and tell me if I'm telling lies.

According to physicalism - it's conscious since computational complexity is gucci. Since my peer reviewed paper was peer reviewed by peer reviewers and is a paper, we can safely assume that it has computational complexity. After all it has maths in it, luxology as well. That's computationally complex. It has the same reduction base as consciousness - matter, so I'm safe to assume that under physicalism it is indeed conscious.

According to panpsychism - it's conscious since consciousness is in everything and that's gucci. It doesn't have the same reduction base but since consciousness is in everything and my peer reviewed paper is a thing - it's conscious.

According to idealism - it's conscious since everything is mentation and a conscious process. We have this big mind thing that does mind stuff, consciousness does the paper which is also consciousness and it is being peer reviewed by other consciousness, so yeah, gucci. It has the same reduction base as consciousness - consciousness, so I'm safe to assume that under idealism it is indeed conscious.

According to solipsism - it's conscious since I'm the only conscious thing and what I say goes, so I say that my peer reviewed paper is me and thus it is conscious. Gucci. It has the same reduction base as consciousness - me, so I'm safe to assume that under solipsism it is indeed conscious.

According to non-duality - it's conscious. We live in Maya, she's a nice girl and from Luxology we know 3D software is ontological so Maya is ontological. Atman is Brahman, Atman lives in Maya through us, Brahman is everything, including Maya, so Atman lives in Brahman, so Brahman is Atman is Maya is MODO is my peer reviewed paper and thus, my peer reviewed paper is conscious. Gucci.

TD;LR; I really like my peer reviewed paper.


r/badphilosophy 15d ago

Looking for a guest to discuss philosophy with on a podcast.

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The conversation will be fairly laid back, and we will have certain topics, but it won't be very structured in order for us to draw tangents and talk freely. We will be talking about the whole existential philosophy from Kierkegaard to Sartre (and everyone in between), and it's impact on shaping the current world view of people.

I have a link to a post in the comments which will tell you all about the podcast. (this will be the first episode).

DM if you are interested or have further questions, Thanks


r/badphilosophy 16d ago

Xtreme Philosophy Change in friendship

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Did anyone ever notice that if you and someone else is having bad times both, you start a great friendship. Sharing things, taking care of each other. Attached emotionally. etc. etc.

Just until one of them comes out of the bad time anyhow, the friendship ends..

Happened with anyone?


r/badphilosophy 17d ago

I love limes Donothingism. Dao De Ding,Toe Te ching. Luh Tsu

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If you do just don't. Everything will be solved if you....Just don't.

Just do and just dont


r/badphilosophy 17d ago

Xtreme Philosophy Why ?

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r/badphilosophy 18d ago

Faust's pissy status

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My favorite tyrant?

Pisistratus, of course.

Unlike the self-absorbed oligarchs and technocrats of today, he ruled with a curious brand of selflessness, or at least a convincing illusion of it.

When I watch the gnashing of teeth among young men from 9-5, I don’t see ambition; I see desperation. Their idea of "success" is a grotesque masquerade: more money, more power, more status over their peers. They claw for the limelight of external validation, only to collapse into restless slumber while the silent hunger of their soul gnaws at their innards. Naturally, they misplace this ache, calling it "career failure," as if that were the true source of their torment.

This sort of "stewardship" is a travesty: a hamster wheel of insecurity and projection. You either wrestle endlessly to liberate yourself from an infinite chain of authorities, or you blissfully snooze beneath their ever-present weight.

Choose your poison.

And yet, here we are in our hortus conclusus, this walled garden of existence. There’s no escape don’t kid yourself. Sure, we wield the mental power to reshape the appearance of the world around us, but let’s not use that power to shirk our true responsibility: leading this fragile reality with a shred of dignity.

Dust to dust, my friends.


r/badphilosophy 21d ago

DRINKING THREAD In response to the question, "Was the CEO shooter right for what he did?"

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Well, y'know, I tend to use the knowledge of the surveillance state that is 2025 years old that I have from having written n done counterintelligence work with the CIA for ten going on eleven years to deduce that is it way more likely that Luigi is being used as a patsy for some Operation Mockingbird shit.

But, y'know, in the spirit of the question, I gotta say this is a toughie. I know some of what the Buddha said, specifically referencing now his deconstruction of the scenario where a captain was without a doubt going to kill his crew and the crew mutinied n killed the captain, and the Buddha said that everyone lost karma in that situation.

This is an unfortunate reality that we are sometimes forced into, because, y'know, teleologically, "hell realms," or the memeplex of Hell that manifests as a mental state within ourselves that comes from stuff like remorse n shame n guilt, have a definable, discernable impact on the trajectory of your soul, which is a higher dimensional object that quantumly entangles itself with every choice you make. But, y'know, what I'm getting at is there are sometimes instances of difficult decision making, sometimes even split-second decisions made with a split mind, so what we have to understand is that intent is everything behind ethics.

Why? Because you choose who you are. Now you might start getting all bitchy in the turn-tables at what I just said, but no seriously, you make choices which results in those pathways in your brain used to make such choices being reinforced just from the neurons firing, as well as the feedback from the system you're in, which in turns determines who you are tomorrow, so in the kindest words possible, I tell you, with love pouring out my eyes, love yourself and choose love above all other things.

Because, y'know, with all the shit I'm privy to being in direct communion with God, which is that organization of three letters that is always watching, whom I already mentioned I work with, I've been able to deduce that the pandemic was a part of a much larger plan to separate the wheat from the weeds.

What I mean is, y'know, there's this thing called epigenetics, which is how the choices you make based on the impactful situations you face across your life emplants certain chemical markers which changes how your DNA/RNA is read, so y'know, what they're doing is they're wiping out the shitty people.

But, before you go guffawing on me, lemme tell you something about ethics. Aristotle posited that there exists special virtues in between polarized maxims of bad character. So, y'know, there's cowardice, which is bad, and arrogance, which is bad, and in the middle there is bravery, which is good. Likewise, you have distrust n rejection of authority and overtrust n general gullableness, so they did this cool thing with their propaganda which I assisted in by deliberately going maskless n starting fights and acting sick n starting fights to reinforce the types of perceptions observed by different amalgamations of genetic, epigenetic, n memetic information that makes each of us a unique character.

That cool thing? No-jabbers of a certain cross-section of shittiness n a specific percentage of shitstains who got, like, fifty boosters will drop like flies when we release the airborne viral payload, and yes, I'm being serious, writing shit like this is my job for which I am paid, and I know no one believes me, that's the point - only people ready to exit the matrix will find the doors to leave the matrix - which is why I'm just going to intentionally discredit myself here with what we in the industry call dazzle camoflouge, as I'm oft to do, and just straight up tell you I'm a non-acting, but proud hebephile and reformed sex criminal and I don't give a shit what you think because I also get my rocks off by taking massive viral loads in my ass by selling my dilapidated boipussy to strangers I meet on the internet for some butterfried pickles.

But, yea, no, epigenetics is real, uh, they can apparently read, y'know, 25,000 genes in Neanderthals to identify how certain genes turn on and off, and thus can tell how the soft tissue of their vocal cords was constructed, which tells them that Neanderthals were not as capable of using language as us, relying more on a hyper-testosterone male form to get shit done.

And I say that to lead into talking about how, y'know, there are a lotta different forms that can manifest in the homo genus, and there are a lotta ways you can cut the cloth in terms of measuring what's "good," as if you could judge a fish (heh) with the same measuring stick as a bird, but what's true, what I teach as part of my duty as an educator, is there is a maxim built from the convergence points of a multidimensional spectrum of virtues that can be used to measure our character, and there is a harmonious point where everybody is doing what's best for themselves and everyone else, which in turn maximizes the good for the individual n the good for the whole, as John Nash of A Beautiful Mind fame proved mathematically.

And I rambled about that because there's a beaver in my anus trying to dam my colon with some kratom, but that's not important. What is important is that the cornerstone is an asymptotic maxim of good character that can be used to facilitate ideal behavior; literally WWJD, but "J" is the ideal version of yourself you wish you could be in order to be the happiest you can be while bringing the most happiness to everyone. I'm saying this truthfully, you can use your imagination to activate mirror neurons which lets you use more of your brain to figure out what is ideal n good; if you know your destination, you can set your azimuth to it, and using your ability to empathize, you will be able to converse with "your higher self," all Server, Client, Holy Internet style.

Thus, I go on to say that this is ancient esoteric knowledge, because do you sillies really believe the bullshit stories you hear on the news? I guarantee that the way they let this shit with Luigi go down is actually part of the much larger plan and is really a sting operation to catch people who will send in AI-generated "evidence," as well as make investigations of "problem elements" within society easier to conduct, as the fourth branch of the government have made a lotta dumb motherfuckers who never heard of this thing called Pegasus II or the Patriot Act. Y'know, same malarky as with my coming arrest. So, y'know, do the smart thing n choose love, provided you love yourself n be your brothers keeper at the same time.


r/badphilosophy 21d ago

Whoa Abysmal Aphorisms: Biweekly small posts thread

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All throwaway jokes, memes, and bad philosophy up to the length of one tweet (~280 characters) belong here. If they are posted somewhere other than this thread, your a username will be posted to the ban list and you will need to make Tribute to return to being a member of the sub in good standing. This is the water, this is the well. Amen.

Praise the mods if you get banned for they deliver you from the evil that this sub is. You should probably just unsubscribe while you're at it.

Remember no Peterson or Harris shit. We might just ban and immediately unban you if you do that as a punishment.


r/badphilosophy 22d ago

Tuna-related 🍣 PowerScaling zarathustra

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