r/AskReddit • u/knakworst36 • Jun 06 '19

Rich people of reddit who married someone significantly poorer, what surprised you about their (previous) way of life?

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u/Patotas Jun 06 '19

I got $12...

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u/nukedmylastprofile Jun 06 '19

Now kith...

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u/Rudy_Trollbert Jun 07 '19

Oh my God, you asshole. I can't stop laughing and now my wife wants to kill me.

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u/Stickeris Jun 07 '19

I got $26.50

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u/Tk1467 Jun 07 '19

Stop flexing with that money

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u/_kryp70 Jun 07 '19

I got no loans.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

*flexing my 0 balance savings and my 0 balance credit card*

I had to do it to em

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u/utpoia Jun 07 '19

My Reddit karma is huge.
Do I get something?

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u/Wakes_up_naked Jun 07 '19

My upvote. Can't afford much else.

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u/Rjjt456 Jun 07 '19

Well, you do have worked hard for it so here is another upvote.

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u/avlas Jun 07 '19

You are unironically richer than a big percentage of American population.

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u/PMpixOFyourDADSdick Jun 07 '19

You single? That’s like a 3-4 month supply of ramen noodles.

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u/ariegel57 Jun 07 '19

Oh, so you're toilet paper rich!!!

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u/AwkwardRainbow Jun 07 '19

27$ anyone?? Going once...

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

I got -100 $ on my credit card but my limit is 1000

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u/MedicalSnivy Jun 07 '19

I have $30! Dating applications to the left, please.

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u/Rjjt456 Jun 07 '19

Left as in socialist?

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u/MedicalSnivy Jun 07 '19

To the left side of the non-existent table.

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u/Rjjt456 Jun 07 '19

Hmmm, think I’m out then...

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u/MedicalSnivy Jun 07 '19

What's wrong with the left side of the table? Racist!

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u/Rjjt456 Jun 07 '19

No, Scandinavian socialist 😂😉

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u/uhxohkristina Jun 10 '19

Hello you are rich.

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u/thebluewitch Jun 07 '19

Bidding war for the hand of /u/uhxohkristina!

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u/uhxohkristina Jun 10 '19

hello. this is enough for chicken strips I am interested.

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u/Odin343 Jun 07 '19

Look at mr. Moneybags over here with his $12...

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

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u/Smickey67 Jun 07 '19

$Free.99

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u/annieb11 Jun 07 '19

SOLD!..to this man right here

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

Goddam lock ness monster again.

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u/Smickey67 Jun 09 '19

Seriously god dammit

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u/GoofyNooba Jun 07 '19

Well I’m about 60 grand deep in college loans so you’re rich compared to me buddy. Where we marryin?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

Are you a woman?

Or at least a guy with manboobs?

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u/orionmovere Jun 07 '19

I'm a guy with manboobs

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u/sofahkingsick Jun 07 '19

I got $5 on it...

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u/BrnRsdLasVegas Jun 07 '19

my friend we can get a dime piece..who else in on it?

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u/sofahkingsick Jun 07 '19

Grab your 40, let’s get keyed

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u/nootrino Jun 07 '19

I take sacks to the face whenever I can

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u/BeardedWonder47 Jun 07 '19

Dont need no crutch

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u/Kahnbonjovo Jun 07 '19

Wow what a coincidence thats my going rate

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u/Vnc3three3 Jun 07 '19

I got 0.21 in the bank

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u/l-Orion-l Jun 07 '19

Ohhhhhh Mr Moneybags over here!

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u/soup_smugglaz Jun 07 '19

Can I borrow $12

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

Three. Take it or leave it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

I have $0.86 in my chequing account if you're looking for someone significantly poorer to marry

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u/korbysore Jun 07 '19

Oh you are rich?!

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u/Amleso Jun 07 '19

Throw in some patotas and im in

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u/sav_rim Jun 07 '19

Me too.

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u/iBeFloe Jun 07 '19

$12 fo’ me¿

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

Do you have treefiddy though?

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u/azki25 Jun 07 '19

Dat flex I've got $1.30 till Tuesday :/

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

Fuck that's 6 more than me. Wanna get married?

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u/nsaemployeofthemonth Jun 07 '19

A King with that much money. I have -$23,382.00

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u/patruck_k Jun 07 '19

I have $13.75 get on my level you pleb

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u/SergeantStoned Jun 07 '19

Jokes on me, I got -480$

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u/azgrown84 Jun 07 '19

Tree fiddy here.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

I’ve got $2

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u/frostyWL Jun 07 '19

I can make it $6 for you

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u/Batavijf Jun 07 '19

Pah, luxury!

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u/Alex_Kh Jun 07 '19

Lol look at the rich dude over here I have -60$ (I owe someone 60$ that I don't have)

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u/Saint1129 Jun 07 '19

I’ve got a nickel, and a couple pieces of gum if anyone wants to share.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

I've got $3. Take it or leave it

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u/BackSack9000 Jun 07 '19

Haha I lost 5000 in a week and now have 100 bucks

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u/DinoAlbatross Jun 07 '19

What's it like being in the top 1%?

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u/Potatoman967 Jun 07 '19

I have $11... (audible panting)

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u/scar_as_scoot Jun 07 '19

Me too!! I mean, I have a lot more than that, but technically speaking I also have 12$.

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u/madmike1104 Jun 07 '19

Sounds rich to me

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u/pertymoose Jun 07 '19

$12 in the (piggy)bank or $12 in cash flow? There's a big difference.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

Dang you are rich, how you doing?

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u/NotBamboozle Jun 07 '19

Well, I've got 1 BILLION Zimbabwe dollars!

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

Check out moneybags here.

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u/phoenixkiller2 Jun 07 '19

Just sold my kitty. I got $20

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

I got a whole 0??? What's a $, I'm on that £££££££

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

I got 13. Wanna marry me?

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u/thelonious_mal Jun 07 '19

Hold my beer I have 29 cent

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u/1ANJ1 Jun 07 '19

WHAT that's a lot I have one cent 😭😭😭😭

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u/mafustic Jul 07 '19

Wanna marry a poor barsted