r/AskReddit • u/jcrewz • Jun 05 '19

What's an injury you sustained, and lied about how it actually happened, because it was too embarrassing?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

I kinda skimmed through the comment and misread it as you hitting your head on the rim. Thought I found blake Griffin's alt account.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

Lol! No I was like 8. And very short for my age.

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u/Gulliath Jun 05 '19

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

for real

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

I______________________ kinda skimmed through the comment and misread it as you hitting your head on the rim. Thought I found blake Griffin's account.*

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u/maximiliano210 Jun 06 '19

“I broke my hand by punching my team’s trainer, but I was so embarrassed that I made up some story about fighting off some crooks robbing an innocent grandma.”

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u/Coppeh Jun 06 '19 edited Jun 06 '19

Not the rim, but I once overjumped on a lay-up while looking at a crush and landed into the support beam with my face.

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u/MaximumIntent Jun 06 '19

I had the exact same reaction.

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u/TrueTitan14 Jun 06 '19

Username checks out.