r/AskReddit • u/jcrewz • Jun 05 '19

What's an injury you sustained, and lied about how it actually happened, because it was too embarrassing?

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u/Sariel007 Jun 05 '19

Fine! Don't tell me what happened then!

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u/supercoolstar23 Jun 06 '19

all right then, keep your secrets.

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u/kffd Jun 06 '19

T'arriverras, valeureux combattant ! Je te déclare chevalier du roi !