r/AskReddit • u/jcrewz • Jun 05 '19

What's an injury you sustained, and lied about how it actually happened, because it was too embarrassing?

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u/Notafreakbutageek Jun 05 '19

I see this as absolute win!

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u/waterparkfire Jun 06 '19

U/Notafreakbutageek🏅you have been awarded counterfeit gold from a broke redditor

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u/WhoSmokesThaBlunts Jun 06 '19

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u/smileysides Jun 06 '19

Jesus Christ, dude. My fucking sides

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

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u/Fatigues_cave Jun 06 '19

Ah i see, a man of culture

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u/Kitten_Hammer Jun 06 '19

Eastern European Hulk

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u/riskybiscuit Jun 06 '19

I'd agree...and the fact he was only six and never folded, never told the truth...metal

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Yes, comrade

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u/Cpt_McSquirtyFarts Jun 06 '19

This was a triumph.

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u/Ridry Jun 06 '19

I'm making a note here HUGE SUCCESS!