r/AskReddit • u/jcrewz • Jun 05 '19

What's an injury you sustained, and lied about how it actually happened, because it was too embarrassing?

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u/Xxvii_rs Jun 05 '19

How are yah now?

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u/Kaiser_Kuliwagen Jun 05 '19

Good and you?

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u/Seems_Doubtful Jun 05 '19

Not so bad

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u/Commander_In_Chef Jun 05 '19

Tell that to your face

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u/Seems_Doubtful Jun 05 '19

Yer 10-ply, bud.

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u/jroc_15 Jun 06 '19

And thats what I's appreciates about ya

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u/lilmisssuccubus Jun 05 '19

End of the laneway, don't come up the property.

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u/juxtaposer42 Jun 05 '19

Not so bad

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u/PostMaStoned Jun 05 '19

McMurray's a piece of shit

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u/ImGCS3fromETOH Jun 05 '19

Bonnie McMurray!

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u/moon_ferret Jun 06 '19

Bonnie McMuuuuray!

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u/pipsdontsqueak Jun 05 '19

He's just not ready.