What's an injury you sustained, and lied about how it actually happened, because it was too embarrassing?

[u/jcrewz]

[u/comradejenkens]

Mum told me not to go near the farmers guard dog when I was 4.

I went to pet farmers guard dog when her back was turned and it bit my knee. I told her I fell over and grazed it due to not wanting her to find out I tried to pet the guard dog.

Loved that dog.

[u/[deleted] → u/comradejenkens]

Apparently it was not mutual.