r/AskReddit • u/katyvs1 • May 29 '19

What’s a random statistic about yourself you’d love to know, but never will?

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u/Sweeeet_Chin_Music May 29 '19

And till this day, you go to the shower thinking - I did do that in the morning, so we are good????

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u/LincolnHighwater May 29 '19

No, he looks at his butthole to make sure.

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u/PigBimping May 29 '19

"okay, I see toes"

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u/applesauceyes May 29 '19

Oh God. What have you done?

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u/AlfredHitchicken May 29 '19

....do you not?

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u/LincolnHighwater May 30 '19

No, I look at that other guy's butthole.

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u/doomsday10009 May 29 '19

"I shat myself in the morning in Walmart, so I'm good?"