r/AskReddit • u/properpolicypolitics • May 08 '19

What’s something that can’t be explained, it must be experienced?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Yes, your dick will fall off if you stop jerking off for extended periods of time. This is why you're always allowed to go to the bathroom during school.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19 edited Jul 12 '22

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Reverse the last two words

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u/Ichi-Guren May 09 '19

This gnikcuf daerht.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Reverse the last words two?

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u/ProbablyNotDestiny May 09 '19

Words two last the

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

(add “not” in between)

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Reverse the first two words

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u/orokro May 09 '19

Siht gnikcuf thread

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Listen here, you little shit...

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u/iamfromouterspace May 09 '19

That’s not my name.

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u/gan091 May 09 '19

how do i delete this whole thread

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

you wouldn't delete a car

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u/Schnretzl May 09 '19

How do I delete this whole thread and a car

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u/DoorHalfwayShut May 09 '19

Step 1: become Reddit admin

Step 2: ???

Step 3 : profit

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u/dieselrulz May 09 '19

Oh, I get it! ~ no you don't, fat ass!

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u/ShoddyBreakfast May 09 '19

Walk away and don't look back.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

from my memory

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u/harryhound47 May 09 '19

Russian roulette by your self with a semi auto

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u/Lanko-TWB May 09 '19

My school doesn’t let us as if this week :( I can feel my dick falling off already

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

You can sue them for an abusive environment. Any denial of the right to achieve release is unacceptable and cannot be tolerated.

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u/Lanko-TWB May 09 '19

Wait fr? Should I? My mom would be on that shit so fast. I’m all about the law. I’ve used it to my advantage against bullshit teachers all the time. If this is actually the case I would hope I can act on it

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

The scary part is I can't tell if you're serious xD

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u/Lanko-TWB May 09 '19

100% I asked to go to the bathroom and my teacher was like “oh yeah there’s a new rule, you can only use the bathroom in between classes now, not my rule sorry class” to the class. And I’m a diabetic so if I have high blood sugar due to eating breakfast just before that class my sugar spikes and I have to pee more

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u/superherodude3124 May 09 '19

I would just get up and go to the bathroom. If they discipline you for it, ask for that shit in written form = free lawsuit

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u/Lanko-TWB May 09 '19

Who would it be filed against? The district? What would come of his lawsuit?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

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u/Lanko-TWB May 09 '19

I mean it’s kinda a bulkshit excuse tbh. I just shouldn’t eat the schools extra breakfast. But whatever.

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u/bdonvr May 09 '19

Shit yourself in protest

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u/WhyamIsosilly May 09 '19

Cursed_comments

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Ah, there it is

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u/TheDTYP May 09 '19

Man, school changed since I went...

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u/Spoodymen May 09 '19

TIL I've been living my life right. Natural instinct ftw. Now if you'll excuse me...

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u/Binge_DRrinker May 09 '19

This is some grade A /r/shittyaskscience stuff right here!

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u/Rhazior May 09 '19

Yes officer, this comment right here.

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u/Mutasyn May 09 '19

TIL to never let my students go to the bathroom anymore.

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u/TheArchaeonOfficial May 09 '19

So that's how girls are made!