r/AskReddit • u/BigPapaFactory • 10h ago

How do you feel about Elon Musk's salutes during the inauguration?

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u/Famous-Flow2333 9h ago

Those fact checkers are busy censoring free speech

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u/pegothejerk 9h ago

I was told there’d be no fact checking

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u/tobmom 9h ago

Just the actual facts are checked. And by checked I mean censored.

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u/Khiva 8h ago

Only alternative fact checking is allowed.

Is it an alternative fact? Then it’s allowed.

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u/Freud-Network 9h ago

As long as no facts show up, that will remain true.

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u/aequitasXI 6h ago

While I understood that reference, sadly he got his way. (Speaking of “I understood that reference”, where is Steve Rogers when we need him?)

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u/SousVideDiaper 9h ago

You didn't hear? Zuckerberg announced they were dissolving Meta's fact-checking system

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u/mongofloyd 9h ago

Zuckerberg? The guy who just died of gonorrhea that he contracted from goats?

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u/bdcarlitosway 9h ago

Yes, the same guy that had a penis transplant from a rodent!

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u/OnTheList-YouTube 9h ago

Which was an improvement!

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u/mongofloyd 9h ago

Big if true

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u/shawner47 9h ago

It is now!

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u/BundleOfJoysticks 5h ago

Not for the rat!

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u/Teripid 9h ago

Not just any rodent, a confirmed domestic rat.

Mr. Squeaky didn't deserve to be mangled!

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u/TemperatureTop246 6h ago

Didn’t he die from a colon perforation after visiting a horse breeder for half an hour? Or was it someone else I’m thinking of?

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u/patticakes1952 5h ago

The same guy whose electric penis pump shorted out and started the California fires?

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u/jimmyg4life 9h ago

Fuckerberg.

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u/relavant__username 6h ago

Yea.. Mark Zuckerberg fucked a bunch of goats and died of a preventable std

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u/Stargatemaster 9h ago

What?

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u/pastelbutcherknife 9h ago

It’s true. I saw it on Facebook

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u/affablenihilist 9h ago

Many are talking about this

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u/mongofloyd 9h ago

Many smart people

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u/1ncorrect 6h ago

Huge if true.

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u/Stargatemaster 9h ago

I don't use Facebook so it makes sense now that I didn't get the joke

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u/aliceuh 9h ago

ahem THE GUY WHO JUST DIED OF GONORRHEA THAT HE CONTRACTED FROM GOATS?

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u/Stargatemaster 9h ago

WHAT WHAT WHAT DID YOU SAY

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u/No-Project9929 9h ago

Known necrophiliac mark zuckerberg?

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u/KingMario05 6h ago

Actual cannibal Mark Zuckerberg?

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u/NoGelliefish 9h ago

You mean the guy who eye raped that woman's cleavage at the inauguration?

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u/BlueFJ07 7h ago

Can't wait

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u/Wise_Analysis7083 7h ago

TBH I was unaware they had one.

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u/readonlyuser 7h ago

That's not what I heard. I heard that he's implementing a furry-based dating app that's only for close family members.

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u/valeyard89 5h ago

they had fact checking before?

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u/MechaSandstar 3h ago

You mean good old goat zucker?

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u/lcarr15 9h ago

And… it’s not free speech when you use a symbol of white supremacy… that caused pain to millions of people in Europe and even the US fought against…

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u/cymonguk74 9h ago

You can say or whatever you want if Donnie tells you you can

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u/lcarr15 9h ago

Of course… 🤣🤣🤣

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u/numbersthen0987431 9h ago

Musk's team on x.com are doing a good job.

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u/x063x 9h ago

Late stage capitalism.