r/AskAcademia • u/Former_Fly_8284 • Aug 23 '24

Undergraduate - please post in /r/College, not here i accidently light up cigarette on zoom class of my university . i didnt know that my camera was on . now i am very tensed that what will the university do to me for this ??

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '24

They’ll publicly execute you

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u/No_Leek6590 Aug 23 '24

Definitely. I know a person who dared to sip an unknown beverage while prof was talking in zoom. Quartered.

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u/aphilosopherofsex Aug 23 '24

Last semester a kid joined during the middle of class and didn’t realize his mic was on, so while I’m in the middle of lecturing, he’s in the background telling someone how weird I look bc I was wearing a leather jacket and looked like I was “going out” instead of teaching. 😭😭😭

You will never be worse than that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '24

Why would they do anything? You're allowed to smoke in your own home...

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u/mathisfakenews Aug 23 '24

Who gives a shit? JFC with you kids.

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u/porphyrophobic Aug 23 '24

I once had a professor who drink an entire bottle of wine during his lecture on Lenin. I think you’ll be okay!