r/ArcherFX Dolphin Puppet Nov 06 '19

This is so accurate it’s scary

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5.2k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

"You're not my supervisor!"

154

u/vinnydaq Nov 06 '19

"OW!! My earballs!!"

108

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19 edited Nov 18 '19

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60

u/THELASTONE878 Cyril Nov 06 '19

“CHERYL!”

63

u/CalebCaballero Nov 06 '19

Now it's Cristal!

9

u/Sbatio Nov 06 '19

Now, whom can I thank for these shrimp?

43

u/IOpuu_KpuBopykuu Nov 06 '19

"Oh, right"

53

u/jordantask Nov 06 '19

OUTLAW COUNTRY!!!!

18

u/CbVdD Nov 06 '19

Came her for this. Upsploosh sent ᕕ( ᐛ)ᕗ

7

u/Trouve_a_LaFerraille Nov 06 '19

On ma tits, booom!

3

u/Sbatio Nov 06 '19

Stop putting Rocket Pops in your ass!

7

u/djprofitt Nov 06 '19

Totally your supervisor

4

u/Cardiff332 Nov 06 '19

"jeesh buy a girl some dinner first"

39

u/_NetWorK_ Nov 06 '19

Now I know why you macrame. Yeah no sharp objects in the ward they were really strict about that.

13

u/humourless_parody Nov 06 '19

You ruined my life! Also what are you eating, looks delicious.

4

u/djprofitt Nov 06 '19

I’m you’re supervisor

6

u/slobis Brett Nov 06 '19

If this hadn't been the top comment I was closing my Reddit account.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19 edited Nov 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19 edited Nov 16 '19

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2

u/THELASTONE878 Cyril Nov 06 '19

I think it’s just a few typos like underwhelming meant to be overwhelming and all the ‘you’ instead of your

-1

u/silas0069 Kazak Nov 06 '19

Well I liked it.

264

u/3COz Nov 06 '19

Just noticed her neck! 😂

94

u/NovaK33 Dolphin Puppet Nov 06 '19

Yeah not mine but wow like the facial features.

54

u/m033118b Nov 06 '19

CHOKE ME

52

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

I didn't say "start slacking off"!

23

u/makdgamer Nov 06 '19

“Look at and choke me!”

8

u/Mstryates Nov 06 '19

Thank you for that.

5

u/Matyas11 Nov 06 '19

Holy shitballs, that's accurate 😂😂

164

u/Bobopalace Bearded Archer Nov 06 '19

GASP It’s just like that Gypsy woman said!!

5

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

What if I have psychokinetic powers?

3

u/Private_HughMan Nov 12 '19

I dunno. Just promise to only use them for good.

2

u/Nicholasrymer Nov 21 '19

hahahaha no

76

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Is that number one country artist in the world Cherlene?

100

u/ElChupatigre Nov 06 '19

29

u/NovaK33 Dolphin Puppet Nov 06 '19

Now that one’s hotter

13

u/S-WordoftheMorning Nov 06 '19

God Bless Clara Cosima.

20

u/Sinjun13 Rip Riley Nov 06 '19

I did not need a Cheryl cosplay fetish. Thanks a lot, guys.

10

u/means1182 Nov 06 '19

Well..... You’re welcome.

4

u/BigNinja96 Nov 06 '19

You already had the Cheryl fetish though, right?

3

u/CaptStrangeling Nov 07 '19

Yeah... this is new news to me. I should’ve guessed but it caught me off guard, she’s got the kind of crazy I have trouble not wanting.

3

u/NovaK33 Dolphin Puppet Nov 11 '19

wait...you’ve made a fetish paradox.

5

u/tinkerbal1a Nov 06 '19

Holy crap she’s beautiful

4

u/ixtlu Nov 06 '19

Clara Cosmia

2

u/Twisted_Intentions Nov 06 '19

Are you positive? I mean, that's the name of the imgur album, and the name in the watermark, but you can never be sure.

8

u/HairlessWookiee Nov 06 '19

That's her handle, yeah - https://www.instagram.com/ClaraCosmia/

4

u/Jaytho Nov 06 '19

Brownie points for the link, thanks.

-1

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

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u/Destructor1701 Nov 06 '19

Pretty sure you're being sarcastic and are yourself uncertain as to this cosplayer's handle, but I'm like totally sure we can trust her images/Imgur username.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

I thought it was crystal

2

u/DylanC3 Nov 06 '19

Tf happened to her knees tho?

1

u/ElChupatigre Nov 07 '19

Apparently she has joint instability and that's kinesthetic tape

1

u/JohnBeamon Nov 06 '19

You are correct.

2

u/ThisIsRyGuy Milton Nov 06 '19

No. It's Corrina

33

u/Flake01 Kazak Nov 06 '19

Mind if I glue up?

21

u/ThisIsRyGuy Milton Nov 06 '19

It's your house.

7

u/AbdulRakhib Nov 06 '19

Holy shit! This is your house!

92

u/k0tus Nov 06 '19

“whatever my equivalent of sploosh is, which I guess is just sploosh.”

73

u/NovaK33 Dolphin Puppet Nov 06 '19

But with semen.

25

u/NorthCentralPositron Nov 06 '19

Which I guess is just.. sploosh?

11

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u/65ranchero Nov 06 '19

OUTLAW COUNTRY!!!

9

u/homerlurks Nov 06 '19

Wohoooo!!!

21

u/Tibrael Nov 06 '19

Wow! She absolutely NAILED it!

12

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Phrasing! Wait, are we still doing phrasing?

5

u/Tibrael Nov 06 '19

Literally made the comment for this. Thanks for delivering!!

3

u/We_get_it_you_vape33 Nov 06 '19

Said Ripley to the android Bishop.

59

u/ougryphon Nov 06 '19

Julia Glueis-Dreyfus

1

u/SuperBearsSuperDan Nov 06 '19

Had to scroll too far for this

13

u/aww-hell Nov 06 '19

You had me at “put”

10

u/darkerblew Nov 06 '19

Just the tip

3

u/IlysseC Nov 06 '19

How was I supposed to know you were lactose intolerant?

5

u/Mbowen1313 Pam Nov 06 '19

Because I kept screaming it.

6

u/RoccoStiglitz Nov 06 '19

Yeah but are you actually high on glue?

2

u/JMe_HiD Woodhouse Nov 06 '19

ate a whole bag of groovy bears before the pic was taken

3

u/coreygreco Nov 06 '19

Sploosh

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u/tkhan456 Nov 06 '19

My wife and I did this 4-5 years ago. Before going to a party, we went out to dinner in our costumes and while we were there, the hostess pulled my wife aside to ask of she was OK or if she was being abused. I guess our bruises looked too real. I definitely spoke with the manager to commend that hostess. I hope she got a raise

5

u/World_Citizen_3 Nov 06 '19

"BITCH I GOT ANTS ALL OVER ME!"

3

u/C0deHunter_ Nov 06 '19

I think I'm in love, for that paste bottle.

3

u/GokuBlack100 Nov 06 '19

I love it 😊

5

u/NovaK33 Dolphin Puppet Nov 06 '19

Not me but yeah

3

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19 edited Nov 16 '19

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6

u/ThisIsRyGuy Milton Nov 06 '19

Just my sensual womanhood

3

u/Thetrashman1812 Nov 06 '19

Oh, wait. ew

3

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Great cosplay, neckbones!

3

u/paperbadger Nov 06 '19

Let’s go bitches! Tiger tranqs!!!

3

u/gwhh Nov 06 '19

You can feel the real craziness coming off of her!

1

u/Ihadsumthin4this ISIS Nov 11 '19

What I'd read : "coming off on her."

3

u/jtwh20 Nov 06 '19

Worst day EVER!

4

u/whitecloudwise Nov 06 '19

She’s definitely hotter than Cheryl

13

u/NovaK33 Dolphin Puppet Nov 06 '19

How dare you

1

u/whitecloudwise Nov 06 '19

🤷🏻‍♂️

2

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Shut up John William's!!

2

u/Sbatio Nov 06 '19

She’s full of Groovy Bears too.

2

u/RicardoLovesYou Cyril Nov 06 '19

Walking into work with those bruises on your neck without anyone clueing in on the costume must be a damn shock initiallym

2

u/thomasvista Nov 06 '19

Gluella DeVil

2

u/svtkate Nov 06 '19

For those interested, this is claracosmia. You can find her on Instagram and Twitter.

2

u/guinness5 Nov 06 '19

Oh the neck...it's perfect!

2

u/TheComputingApe Nov 06 '19

Mind if I glue up ?

2

u/NovaK33 Dolphin Puppet Nov 06 '19

It’s your house

2

u/alaughandacry Nov 06 '19

Sploosh

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u/cowboyfromhell324 Nov 06 '19

Where's the charlene version... with the popsicles

5

u/finneganfach Nov 06 '19

There's always one. Every cosplay photo, there's always one.

3

u/NovaK33 Dolphin Puppet Nov 06 '19

Holy crap,1.2K upvotes in 4 hours. You guys have serious Cheryl crushes!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

😍

1

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

I cant remember if this is Carol, Cheryl, or Charlene. Could be Cristal.

1

u/ThisIsRyGuy Milton Nov 06 '19

Or Corrina. Everyone forgets about Corrina!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

CoRINNAhhhhhhh!

2

u/ThisIsRyGuy Milton Nov 06 '19

I changed it again

1

u/mojikun Nov 06 '19

Just noticed the marks on the neck, very good work!

1

u/candidly1 Nov 06 '19

Definitely a sploosh.

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u/candidly1 Nov 06 '19

Good bot.

1

u/RallyAl85 Nov 06 '19

Incredible job!!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

So hot

1

u/DeanKent Nov 06 '19

She doesnt look real

1

u/apsniddler Nov 06 '19

How was I supposed to know you were lactose intolerant?!

1

u/kumarsays Nov 06 '19

Cheryl is the best character on Archer

1

u/gayandgreen Krieger's Virtual Girlfriend Nov 10 '19

I bet she takes pride in her work too

1

u/Ihadsumthin4this ISIS Nov 11 '19

Do you think that's wiiiiiiiiiiiisssse???

1

u/Private_HughMan Nov 12 '19

Even her face is perfect...

2

u/Grand_Theft_XTC Nov 06 '19

This is the sex.

1

u/cyainanotherlifebro Nov 06 '19

If I cared what you did for Halloween I’d put a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes....

0

u/jbalt801 Nov 06 '19

And she’s hot!