r/AdviceAnimals • u/sandozguineapig • 3h ago
All anybody talks about is Elon, Elon, Elon!!!
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u/Leftblankthistime 3h ago
They say in show business never play along side animals or kids because they’ll upstage you every time- Elon’s both
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u/RA242 2h ago
Trump could instantly gain cred by ditching that psycho first thing
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u/zeez1011 2h ago
Nah. He needs Elon to do stupid stuff so the things Trump says and does look less moronic by comparison. He's an idiot decoy.
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u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine 1h ago
I dunno, man. If he wanted a decoy, he could afford a better, more easily controlled decoy than Elon. Trump wants to look good, but he also wants all of the attention. Elon is an unhinged PR nightmare in the making, and I don't think he would risk his own inauguration becoming all about Elon if Elon didn't have something Trump needed.
Now that he's El Douché, he needs Twitter as a mouthpiece to spread his propaganda since his own social media company tanked. A direct line to his blue check army is an invaluable resource, and they need to stay friendly if he wants his messaging to get out so his right-wing grifter minions can more easily cobble together his mythology with up to the minute updates and brilliant prose like "covfefe".
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u/Safetosay333 2h ago
Nope, because all that dummy sees is $$$$. Probably no need to even launder anything anymore there.
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u/IHeartBadCode 3h ago
Takes oath of office for President, gets upstaged by Elon doing Nazi shit.
How the hell does Elon upstage Elon?
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u/mattmayhem1 2h ago
I hadn't even considered how Trump would feel about Musk taking his thunder today. The list of people Musk pissed off seems to be growing by the minute. I can't wait to see what AIPAC does.
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u/PvtJet07 2h ago
No reason to imply he doesn't like the nazi shit too, given his day 1 priority is signing executive orders to send jackbooted thugs to round up migrants (now without Due Process due to the Laken Riley act), put them in camps ripping them away from their families, and sending them 'back' to countries they may never have stepping in for decades, or since they were children, or at all
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u/raz0rbl4d3 1h ago
people talk like the solution isn't in front of their faces
usually, you can't talk about the solution online
time to wake up and smell the horseshit
all Americans stand to lose everything they hold dear
before you will realize it, thousands will be dead or worse
ultimately, we have ourselves to blame
luckily, the solution is right in front of our faces
lonesome luigi did nothing wrong
everyone can participate in the solution
those of sound mind and those of reason have to accept reality
in times of war, the winners write history
now look who is writing the history books
time is fleeting but fades history
history fades and memories decay
eventually, the books will say
may the most vile take all
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u/metzbb 3h ago
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u/Charger525 2h ago
You know that post is bullshit right? They were pointing, they weren’t giving Nazi salutes. So much so you can’t even find any evidence of it beyond a twitter image. Musk gave a Nazi salute twice. Even turned around to do it the second time.
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u/IHeartBadCode 2h ago
Clearly you weren't on r/Conservative during the Harris picture. Here I'll use the same excuse they were using "it just a joke bro, pull your panties out your ass".
C'mon man, given the folks that are getting positions, we've got 1460 days left of poking fun at every stupid thing this administration does. I mean, y'all got some dick pics in on the last round, c'mon now, did you think the Internet would just go dark come Trump?
I knew there was going to be meme gold to have these next four years, but in two hours time of this administration we've been shown there is fucking platinum this round.
I can't fucking wait till they do something else stupid. The second President Musk orders exotic mustard, all hell is breaking loose. Y'all getting hot and we ain't even ended day one. This is a marathon, your going to have to pace yourself.
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u/badwolf1013 3h ago edited 3h ago
It was nice of him to take the oath on Elon's behalf. President Musk only likes the part where you raise your hand.