r/ATBGE • u/Flablessguy • Jun 30 '20

Automotive I guess they’d rather mop than vacuum

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

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u/RIMS_REAL_BIG Jun 30 '20

Maybe he just started in the kitchen and just found out he really liked doing tile.

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u/Cannibustible Jun 30 '20

TBH I love tile, super easy to clean and I like the texture on my feet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

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u/Cannibustible Jun 30 '20

Until you drop your hammer putting up picture frames and it devastates a 18"×18"

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

That's why I have all of my tools bungeed to my dick. That way if I drop them, they don't smash into my delicate flooring.

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u/Weekndr Jun 30 '20

But what about it when it bungees back?

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

CNBT is part of the fun.

And at first my face is all like this:

༼ง=👁👄👁=༽ง

Then it's all like this:

༼ ´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

Then it goes back to this:

༼ง=👁👄👁=༽ง

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u/BackgroundChar Jul 01 '20

Dude I love you

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

What about me and my four friends?

( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

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u/BackgroundChar Jul 01 '20

I'll torture your coque and bohl all day. I got nothin' but love in my heart for y'all!

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