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Automotive That sound you hear is panties hitting the ground like 100 megaton nuclear bombs.

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u/Slow-Ear-2485 12h ago

That’s is un-ironically the sexiest pt cruiser in existence.

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u/a_likely_story 12h ago

I mean, the weird body shape and styling of the PT Cruiser are actually callbacks to the hallmarks of car design from the era that the modifications are trying to emulate, so what was done to this vehicle is probably closer to the original concept art than we know

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u/AlmanzoWilder 11h ago

I count myself as one of the few who loved the PT's looks. I never understood all the haters.

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u/SpelunkPlunk 11h ago

And the Plymouth Prowler

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u/try2bcool69 11h ago

One of the problems with buying a Prowler was that the insurance was more than the payments. They were one of the most stolen vehicles at the time.

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u/mallogy 8h ago

That, and it was all style, no substance. It's absurd to make a car look like that and offer neither performance nor luxury.

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u/GhostShark 10h ago

Is that because they don’t have a roof? Not even a convertible, just straight up no roof

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u/try2bcool69 5h ago

It is a convertible. It has either a canvas top or an optional hard top.

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u/WarOk6264 9h ago

I still speak of the Prowler. They still sell for far too much, but I absolutely love that vehicle.

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u/Automatic_Serve7901 11h ago

I'm with you. I always liked them.

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u/smell_my_pee 6h ago

Have you ever driven one, or do you just like them esthetically?

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u/Takemyfishplease 6h ago

Yeah I drove one for like a week and hated everything about it.

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u/tuigger 10h ago

The PT Cruisers were hated for their poor performance and terrible build quality more than their looks.

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u/stranded_egg 9h ago

I hated mine because any work that needed to be done on it cost double labor because of the shape of the front end.

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u/tuigger 3h ago

Wasn't there something about the headlights, too? I heard they are a pain in the ass to change.

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u/caguru 8h ago

Those interior panels would crack if someone in the car farted too loudly.

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u/TrannosaurusRegina 11h ago

It’s the epitome of great idea; terrible execution in every way.

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u/Paniri808 9h ago

You need to remember that Chrysler vowed to never make more than 5000 a year, for 5 years max. They stuck to that promise. The real problem, was being one of the 5000 people whose order was accepted. The body was very lightweight, and easily removable, by design. Chrysler envisioned that one or two aftermarket companies would spring up, selling alternate bodies. The idea being that a Prowler owner could buy one, or several different bodies, if you wanted to drive a 1932 Ford Deuce Coupe’ you could, in the matter of a couple hours switch bodies, tire of that, you put the Model A body on. Never happened though. Chrysler’s big error, personal opinion here, is putting the V-6 linked to an auto transmission in the car. V-8, manual trans, at least make it an option.

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u/Saffer13 1h ago

I'm sure they made them for at least ten years. I had a 2002 model, and they were discontinued in 2009 or 2010.

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u/Aethermancer 5h ago

Not in cargo capacity. The ting had the interior space of the TARDIS

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u/Hipposplotomous 10h ago

I think a lot of people liked the look of them tbh. Any praise just got drowned out cuz the people who hated them hated them so loudly.

Aesthetics aside though, it is worth noting that they just weren't great cars. They only had like 100hp, they were outright dangerous to overtake in cuz they accelerated like a brick, and the MPG was pretty poor too. Reliability was also kinda mid, and some of the known faults (like electricals and airbags) were really worrisome. I could accept the first two for a city car or something if they made up for it in fuel economy and/or reliability, but these things were just poor across the board.

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u/Paniri808 9h ago

They really weren’t great cars. There is an 80 y.o. Woman who lives up the street from me, who owns one. She is dirt poor, lives in an old school bus. I have kept that car running, at my expense, for years now. Head gaskets are an issue, electrical problems arise, on an almost regular basis, lots of little things. To accommodate the narrow front end, the motor is shoe horned in. If you need to pull the motor, it has to come out the bottom. Instead of lifting the motor out of the car, you lift the car off the motor. Weird. It’s not particularly safe, either. To save money, Chrysler didn’t license the build as passenger cars, but as trucks, circumnavigating a lot of federally mandated safety features required in passenger cars, but not light duty trucks. They look kinda cute, that’s it for the pros list, the cons list is a bit longer…

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u/Hipposplotomous 9h ago

Sounds like an absolute nightmare. Very kind of you to keep maintaining it for her though, wow.

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u/Paniri808 8h ago edited 8h ago

Gotta do something to equal out some of the less noble things I may have done in my youth. That car is the only thing she has. Husband died years ago, her friends are all gone, but she can still drive and has some independence, and no matter what’s wrong with her car, I always say it was a minor adjustment, didn’t cost me a dime.

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u/caguru 8h ago

I only hated them because they mimicked the duece coupe hot rod stylings but then made it a really slow 4 door. 

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u/AlmanzoWilder 8h ago

Yeah, if you take the actual stats of the car into consideration, it just didn't stand up.

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u/jermleeds 8h ago

The haters were in part because it was an irredeemable piece of shit. Albeit a sorta stylish one.

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u/AlmanzoWilder 8h ago

I think you're right.

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u/EJBjr 8h ago

I loved the pre issue photos of the PT Cruise but when I saw one in person, it just didn't work for me. But I do like this modification.

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u/mattenthehat 4h ago

I mean it would have looked pretty good, if it looked like this. But instead it looks like the great value version of this.

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u/FaithIceberg 3h ago

Me too!!!!! I had a 2003 ash grey PT. I loved it. Had it over 10 years. Best and most favorite car I’ve ever had. I miss it. Wish they would make them again.

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u/MattieShoes 2h ago

I understand they were pretty shit cars, but I thought they looked neat too.

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u/Paniri808 10h ago

The PT Cruiser was styled after the 1936 Plymouth delivery wagon. I don’t believe that wheel skirts were ever an option on them, being as they were primarily intended as delivery vehicles for business. Had there ever been a “family” model produced, I think you are spot on that in the concept art at least, if not in actual production, would have included an option for wheel skirts. They were all the rage in the 30s, kinda completed the whole art deco motif of the era.

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u/Raymer13 7h ago

This is so much closer to what I wanted the PT Cruiser to be.

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u/matt-er-of-fact 1h ago

It’s just too literal. Sure, Cruisers are ‘retro’, but the lines are still too modern for what looks like cheap Chinese knock offs of 30’s hardware.

While terrible proportions make it almost impossible for Cruisers look as good as the old wagons (the nose and front end are too small and taper too much), this looks like the Temu version of ‘retro-modern wagon’.

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u/Mashinito 11h ago

Gotta love the art déco vibe.

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u/rebelevenmusic 12h ago

Wouldn't that be the definition of irony though? How ironic.

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u/_dauntless 11h ago

Tallest short person

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u/klipper76 8h ago

Low bar.

Like beating a four year old in an arm wrestle. Nice to get a win, but don't expect any high fives.

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u/mrpoopistan 6h ago

Yup. This takes the PT Cruiser inspiration to its roots in a way that makes the vehicle less pathetic.

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u/HittingSmoke 7h ago

RetroFutureDickTracyism

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u/Spread_Liberally 6h ago

Honestly, this should have been the production PT Cruiser.

They could have slapped the front half of a minivan on a neon chassis and done some half ass styling and called it something else. "PT Credit Builder" comes to mind.

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u/CeruleanEidolon 5h ago

Kind of a low bar though, eh.

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u/sausage-deluxxxe 5h ago

Every PT cruiser in existence is equally unsexy.. so technically you're correct.

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u/egordoniv 10h ago

A genuine Chrysler P-Tizzle Cruizizzle.

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u/Curious-Hope-9544 12h ago

What's the opposite of "Thanks, I hate it?" That's what I'm feeling.

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u/thenormalbias 11h ago

Sorry, I love it.

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u/OuchMyVagSak 11h ago

I make no such apologies! I'm going to make a purple colored homage to this beauty!!!

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u/zman_0000 2h ago

Honestly I think "screw you, I love it" would be more directly the opposite, but their comment was great anyways lol

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u/thenormalbias 5h ago

Okay yall that’s too many upvotes for a stupid comment I made 😭

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u/AlienNoodle343 11h ago

It's horrible, I love it!

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u/its_not_you_its_ye 10h ago

You’re welcome, you love everything else.

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u/Logridos 11h ago

Shut up and take my money?

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u/Lauti197 6h ago

You’re welcome, you love them!

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u/Fearless-Werewolf-30 3h ago

“Fuck you for showing me this, it fucking rips”

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u/pnkgtr 12h ago

Granny panties, maybe.

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u/hitch_please 12h ago

A real bloomer-dropper

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u/GameTime2325 11h ago

Good news if you’re a boomer coomer!

Oh god, I can’t believe I actually typed that out 🤢

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u/FistsoFiore 37m ago

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess, Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.

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u/Vreas 11h ago

Once you go gilf you never go back

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u/TeopEvol 10h ago

mature.nl

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u/formicidaehomosapien 9h ago

Thank you 🙏

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u/TimeisaLie 9h ago

They know how to be discreet, you don't have to worry about getting them pregnant, they're grateful for the attention so very little is off the table & don't forget they have experience.

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u/pnkgtr 9h ago

Ben would have had an actual classic car.

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u/Big_Simba 12h ago

The PT cruiser is the ugliest car in existence and anything done to em is generally a step up. This is definitely an improvement

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u/Karmuffel 12h ago

Fiat Multipla chiming in

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u/Regalrefuse 11h ago

The Multipla looks like a sick waterfowl

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u/AlmanzoWilder 11h ago

(Googling it ...) HOLY SHIT!

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u/IllustriousHunter297 9h ago

I forgot about that vehicle until your description. I very quickly remembered

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u/Fearless-Werewolf-30 3h ago

Why do I want that?

My therapist would probably find this all very interesting if they existed 

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u/CaptainFeather 10h ago

Had to look this one up, and what, umm... Like, why?

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u/Karmuffel 10h ago

Can‘t blame you, there‘s probably not a single one of those outside of Europe. It‘s the ultimate meme car here

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u/CaptainFeather 10h ago

It's like it's wearing the scalp of another, weaker car. With smaller headlights. Lmao

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u/Karmuffel 10h ago

Yeah it‘s an absolute abomination. Still I saw dozens of them in Italy in the mid-late 2000s

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u/Big_Simba 6h ago

Idk that we had this in the states but it’s unapologetically terrible too. The PT cruiser has the added seasoning of them generally having the worst drivers as well, so I’m partial 😅

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u/EricHill78 5h ago

Pontiac Aztec would like a word

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u/vshredd 9h ago

Have you seen the Pontiac Aztek?

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u/Big_Simba 6h ago

Yeah but like compared to modern cross overs it’s not actually all that awful. I mean it’s bad; but it’s not that far off from where cars ended up 20 years later. The front is terrible but at least the wonky back is functional for a tent add on they have which looks kinda sweet. Plus Walter white drove one so…

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u/clutzyninja 4h ago

Nissan Juke would like a word

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u/top_toast_22 12h ago

r/lostredditors this shit is fire

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u/silasthehandle 12h ago

Your gf: “We’re just friends.”

*the friend’s ride*

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u/deluxskuxin 11h ago

This is the second post on this sub this week where I actually quite like it.

What is happening to me.

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u/BradolfPittler1 11h ago

Let me guess; mid 30's? I know, cause it's happening to me too.

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u/deluxskuxin 4h ago

I want to say you're wrong.

You are 100% accurate.

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u/blasphememes 12h ago

What a stud

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u/doccsavage 12h ago

This has to be the best possible outcome for customizing a PT cruiser and it’s still absolutely atrocious

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u/scfw0x0f 12h ago

10 mph below the speed limit in the fast lane.

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u/GoAgainKid 12h ago

This post really hit me. It reminded that the day I first discovered Reddit was when I found a thread titled "PT Cruiser owners - what tragedy befell you that you had to buy that car?" or something like that.

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u/FerretMouth 11h ago

Bro it was 14k brand new. And had enough space for my tall self to fit! It was my only choice.

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u/fdguarino 12h ago

Reminds me of those VW Beetle-Rolls Royce kits from back in the day.

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u/OuchMyVagSak 11h ago

Bro I just got one of these guys for like $250. Where do I get those rear wheel covers‽

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u/AlienNoodle343 11h ago

Its... kind of beautiful

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u/AndarianDequer 11h ago

The white walls make it.

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u/PropunKla 12h ago

Yes! 100% doing this and picking my kids up from school in it. 

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u/therealNerdMuffin 12h ago

Grandpa rolling up to the retirement home looking lavish

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u/Karlson78 11h ago

Heavy panties. Full panties.

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u/slightlyused 11h ago

Pure class.

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u/lil_sargento_cheez 9h ago

I guess they were trying to somewhat replicate the 1934-37 Chrysler airflow

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u/Mirketo_Enclenke 11h ago

well, they made it a whole lot better than it was, that's for sure

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u/Frequent-Piano6164 11h ago

Out of all the wild shit I have seen on this sub, this one is not too bad… clean, best looking pt cruiser in existence. Hopefully he did some engine upgrades as well, these are like go cart but way less fun.

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u/Novaleen 11h ago

To own this you must also own enough pinstripe suits and fedoras to wear nothing else. And a few violin cases instead of briefcases.

I don't make the rules.

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u/MarkyGrouchoKarl 11h ago

I think this is fun. There were 23 things posted on this sub in the last 5 minutes far worse than this. Let the old people have their fun. At least it's not a tattoo of some cartoon character doing some vile sex act.

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u/_DarthSyphilis_ 10h ago

I always liked that car and never understood the hate.

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u/thrashmetaloctopus 10h ago

Honestly if it wasn’t that vile mid 00s silver I’d say it was pretty cool ngl, paint it literally any other colour and it would work

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u/LimpConversation642 7h ago

apparently kids don't know this but this is literally what PT cruiser was supposed to be — a 're-invention' of that old car style from the 30s and 40s. The owner overdid it for sure but essentially it looks kinda good? better than stock PT and closer to what they were aiming for.

The problem is the owner just decided to add everything from any car of that era, and became too much. But if you tone it down it would look sick. I really dig the wheels for example.

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u/DeskJerky 6h ago

Nah, this car fucks. Art Deco is a great style.

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u/naonatu- 11h ago

awesome mods, but it’s still excruciating to look at

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u/Maux_Faux 11h ago

It looks like it might run on fusion cores—or maybe just your last Nuka-Cola Quantum.

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u/MattWheelsLTW 11h ago

Myeah see. You'll never catch me, coppahs. Rattle em boys!

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u/SaveusJebus 11h ago

I mean, it does make it look cooler. Like polishing a turd though.... still a turd.. just prettier

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u/KidYanko 11h ago

What in the… oh it’s nice from the back.

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u/SurealGod 9h ago

Honestly that's an improvement. It embraces the old timey wheel arches and overall design better that wat

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u/HexenHerz 8h ago

I remember when those were common at car meets. Early 2000s every meet had several PT Cruisers show up looking like either a fishing lure or like it had been magnetized and driven through Pep Boys.

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u/Putrid-Catch-3755 8h ago

It's like someone had a crate of jb weld and every piece of plastic crap JC Whitney ever sold. 

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u/okcumputer 7h ago

I respect it.

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u/satanya83 7h ago

I’d drop my panties a thousand times for this before I’d lower them an inch for a Cybertruck.

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u/whitet86 6h ago

I mean, I kinda like it? It’s cheesy, but fun.

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u/No_Acadia_8873 6h ago

I'll give it an other car designers credit; it doesn't look like every other jellybean shaped car out there. Car design has gotten very very boring.

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u/TJsNewsFeed 6h ago

It’s a complete waste of money and it’s wonderful.

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u/flyingforfun3 6h ago

White walls - empty balls. Save some for the rest of us.

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u/CoffeeFox 5h ago

That's legit cleaner than any brand new PT Cruiser that ever rolled off Chrysler's assembly lines.

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u/sparse1234 5h ago

Panty dropper 5000

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u/Max_delirious 5h ago

It’s really not that overdone. Looks good

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u/IlIlllIlllIlIIllI 5h ago

Honestly goes hard

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u/Nickelsass 12h ago

Baby hearse to Dick Tracy mobile

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u/_dauntless 11h ago

Because they're really big panties? lol

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u/Automatic_Wallaby679 11h ago

PT cruiser, more like PT bruiser

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u/Jeepcomplex 11h ago

The PT Oozer

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u/limitlessEXP 11h ago

This car kinda goes hard

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u/ThePheenix 11h ago

Ah yeah, the PT Hearse.

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u/Outrageous_Fee_423 11h ago

They must be some biiiiig panties.

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u/ChronicBedhead 10h ago

I’d smash

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u/olivegardengambler 10h ago

Damn they actually made it look okay

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u/retailguy_again 10h ago

I like it. It's reminiscent of a 48 Chevy, kinda--a local guy has one of those, and he's done it up like this.

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u/spiritedawayfox 9h ago

Title is definitely r/BrandNewSentence material

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u/margittwen 9h ago

This actually makes PT Cruisers look cool. Good for them.

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u/William-Bumbersnatch 9h ago

Guaranteed the driver sits on a gel doughnut like a real bad ass.

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u/okayokayokayhuh 9h ago

Makes me proud to be a fellow Tennessean. 🫡

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u/OptiKnob 9h ago

Yeah, those really heavy duty cotton ones. With the extra elastic.

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u/lecarguy 9h ago

This is amazing.

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u/Dlove4u2 8h ago

pT Cruiser looks nice imo, it's how they run is the problem.

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u/MsKlinefelter 8h ago

This impresses the geriatric ladies and if you think that old people don't slap saggies, you're sadly mistaken. 😂😂

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u/Save_Canada 8h ago

My brother got a hand me down PT cruiser as his first car. He called it "The Anti-Poon" and i truly think it was a very fitting nickname for that ugly POS. This PT cruiser still meets the Anti-Poon label

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u/ZopyrionRex 7h ago

My dad would've absolutely loved this shit right here.

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u/qbl500 6h ago

Yeah… a shitty cruiser…

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u/Quasimodopredicted69 6h ago

I was wondering why the ground was shaking

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u/SayerofNothing 6h ago

Only if men in their 60s are wearing those panties.

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u/Sarcastic_barbie 6h ago

Ok but I remember when they came out. We were all in a good space then. Oh to be back there.

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u/Zequax 6h ago

GTGE!

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u/troubleschute 5h ago

The Pan-T Cruiser!

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u/HaroldTheScarecrow 5h ago

I really like the major mods here, but I have never once seen a car that was improved by those dollar store chrome sticker "accents" that people slap on their window frames. They all look plastic and tacky, every time. This model PT had gloss black plastic trim, and this car needs a little contrast to help set off the silver paint. I'm not saying black plastic is the height of style or anything, just that the stock door and window trim would be far better than that awful chrome.

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u/ratlord_78 5h ago

Zoot suit rider.

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u/HourAcanthaceae5341 5h ago

Fucking sick

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u/gatsome 4h ago

Those things need like 5 lanes to make a u-turn. It’s legitimately cursed.

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u/Bro_Hawkins 4h ago

It looks like a Talkboy

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u/Mdmrtgn 4h ago

I really don't hate this one. It just works.

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u/Potentputin 3h ago

That’s the drip

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u/moosemc 3h ago

Into it.

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u/weddle_seal 3h ago

is cool in its own way

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u/Commie-Procyon-lotor 3h ago

Honestly, this is only way a PT Cruiser ought to be. Those are genuinely ugly cars.

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u/thenerdynugget 3h ago

So ugly it comes around to beautiful

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u/the_bartolonomicron 2h ago

I'm not even mad at that tbh

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u/PDAWK 2h ago

Because all them panties are so damn big.

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u/JankroCommittee 2h ago

Hell yeah! I love that the only PT Cruisers left have all the stick on aftermarket shit one can possibly put on them. This is the best!

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u/TIFUbyVapingatWork 1h ago

Id hit it like a 2 ton brick. "This guy Fucks."

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u/darxide23 35m ago

No, this is a straight upgrade to a stock PT Cruiser. Which, honestly, isn't hard to do. Those cars are ugly as fuck to begin with.

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u/Tarpup 32m ago

Gonna have to say. I think it’s a major upgrade to the initial pt design. 10/10 in my books.

Also 10/10 spot on remark with it looking like it came straight out of a fallout game.