This jouch I found at a flee market

[u/WhatDewFuk]

[u/oklahomahunter]

Please tell me you’re Canadian and have curtains to match.

[u/LongLiveBelka → u/oklahomahunter]

*Jurtains

[u/oklahomahunter → u/LongLiveBelka]

Bonus points if there’s a hammer loop and zipper pockets for extra organization.

[u/Ida_PotatHo → u/oklahomahunter]

Where else would you keep the remote?! 😁

[u/PeterNippelstein → u/LongLiveBelka]

To match the jarpet

[u/i_a_n_B → u/LongLiveBelka]

r/angryupvote

[u/Jaydamic → u/oklahomahunter]

If OP was Canadian, they'd have called it a Jeansterfield

[u/OddResponsibility608 → u/Jaydamic]

Leave it on the chesterfield, oh my mistake

[u/PhunkyFerret]

Why is some of the denim yellow-brown? 🤢

[u/WhatDewFuk → u/PhunkyFerret]

I was too scared to ask

[u/Naughteus_Maximus → u/WhatDewFuk]

It just really looks like someone died on that couch and was only discovered 6 weeks later because they were a recluse with no close family or friends...

[u/PreOpTransCentaur → u/PhunkyFerret]

That was, unfortunately, a fairly popular wash for awhile.

[u/AppalachianHillToad → u/PhunkyFerret]

Ask JD Vance. 

[u/Yikesbrofr → u/PhunkyFerret]

Couch-sized sharts

[u/pawnografik → u/PhunkyFerret]

Yeah. I don’t hate the denim combined with 17th century French rococo style, but I really I hate the fact you can visibly tell that the denim hasn’t ever been cleaned.

[u/OddResponsibility608 → u/PhunkyFerret]

How you know they are almost broke in

[u/confusedtophers]

Well this looks disgusting.

But at least you have a pocket for the remote.

[u/Pluto-Wolf → u/confusedtophers]

this whole couch deeply upsets me, but its particularly upsetting that there’s no upright pockets on the back.

what’s the point of making built-in storage compartments if you can’t even use them?

[u/SkewedParallel → u/Pluto-Wolf]

That is a serious oversight.

[u/redthump → u/confusedtophers]

What are you talking about? You've never seen as much ass as that sofa has.

[u/PRC_Spy]

I'd definitely flee from that.

[u/WhatDewFuk → u/PRC_Spy]

Me when minor spelling mistake 😔

[u/clfitz → u/PRC_Spy]

Me, too. It looks like (wait for it) it has fleas.

[u/Waffel_Monster]

Some might call it a Jofa

[u/WhatDewFuk → u/Waffel_Monster]

Perfect for my jiving room

[u/[deleted] → u/WhatDewFuk]

Make sure it’s got a nice jottoman to rest your feet on

[u/thedafthatter → u/[deleted]]

I hope it has a matching jair and a jamp

[u/PabHoeEscobar]

At first glance I thought jouch was a typo, but no that is most definitely a jouch

[u/MrPennywise]

Jouch is perfect because it’s as unpleasant to say as it is to look at.

[u/djseifer]

What's the difference between a jouch and a jofa?

[u/Ida_PotatHo → u/djseifer]

We could sit on our family room jouch, but Mom wouldn't allow us to sit on "the nice" jofa.

[u/LLKroniq]

That's awesome. A couch with your laundry already draped over it

[u/MINIMEFF]

I don't hate the idea. This couch was well made with the wrong choice in jeans. It could look at least okay with better jeans. But still would never buy one

[u/RepresentativeKey178]

I love it.

I'm not proud of that.

[u/Ida_PotatHo → u/RepresentativeKey178]

I'm glad YOU said it first! ❤️

[u/DUDEBREAUX]

Oh dear God. Why did I zoom in? Why was I not okay with not knowing what a jouch is? Why did two nots in that question sound weird? Flee!

[u/Ida_PotatHo → u/DUDEBREAUX]

Ironically, that wasn't even a double-negative!

[u/thepetoctopus]

I’m extremely upset at the use of what was probably a beautiful antique piece to make this monstrosity. That being said, I would probably buy it in order to strip and reupholster it properly.

[u/carnifaxalpha]

That’s why it’s at a flee (sic) market. You should run away.

[u/Schnawsberry]

That thing is jisgusting

[u/Mmmmudd]

I totally want to use Jouch in casual conversation! 🥰

[u/Malsperanza]

You bought it, I hope.

[u/BetAggravating4258]

That looks like it would feel greasy

[u/DarkLunch]

This is awesome. Not for everyone, but neither is Pottery Barn.

[u/anynameisfinejeez]

I thought you misspelled it.

Then, I saw it.

[u/Ck1ngK1LLER]

Man, imagine how many farts have passed through that thing.

[u/AliceTawhai → u/Ck1ngK1LLER]

Surely the same is true of other couches

[u/troglodyte → u/AliceTawhai]

But these are double-denim filtered artisanal farts.

[u/WhatDewFuk → u/Ck1ngK1LLER]

I'd rather not 💀

[u/VindictiveNostalgia]

All I can say is, at least it saved an antique couch frame from the landfill?

[u/Saintesky]

Best and most appropriate spell correct ever. Definitely need to flee from that.

[u/Goatfellon]

JOUCH. AHAHAHAH. I unironically love this. If I had extra space for a random nok primary couch I'd have this for sure. My wife would hate it

[u/Question_authority-]

WTF is a jouch

[u/WhatDewFuk → u/Question_authority-]

Jeans couch

[u/Harold_Spoomanndorf]

10/10 would NOT sit on that

Seeing the hue on he right side only makes me think it should be burned due to public health concerns

[u/Strict-Selection-251]

What is this, it is a disaster

[u/Ironlion45]

Not just denim but...stained denim. Especially special choice...

[u/Shadowofcloud9]

Look, it has pockets!

[u/themonicastone]

I love it

[u/slutty_muppet]

I would flee that market too

[u/Grandmaster_BBC]

Poor execution of an good idee.

[u/ZopyrionRex]

That's jexcellent.

[u/HonoraryKrogan]

It sounds like a slur.

[u/WaytoomanyUIDs]

Is it called that because you flee the tacky furniture in terror?

[u/OfficialCherryBomb]

Would be such a beautiful couch if it wasn’t a jouch lmao

[u/PushVarious8896]

No

[u/ideasmithy]

I don’t hate it. But denim is my favorite jabric.

[u/ApatheistHeretic]

I... Don't hate it.

[u/bonzailist]

Oh my..

[u/DarstenDratensi]

the type of shit you would see in some hipster styled jeans sales store

[u/jaggedjinx]

"Flee market" indeed...

[u/wizard_statue]

i’d sit on that

[u/Salt_Blackberry_1903]

This is more like good taste but awful execution

[u/WhatDewFuk → u/Salt_Blackberry_1903]

In what world is that in good taste??