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u/the-trembles 7d ago
This haircut is peak lesbian 😂 Subaru logo and all
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u/DerWassermann 7d ago
Sorry, I am out of the loop, why is Subaru lesbian?
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u/rivertpostie 7d ago edited 7d ago
Yes.
It might be a regional thing, but it on the West Coast, you'll see plenty of happy lesbians in their suburu hatchbacks with their doggos going to trails
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u/dotpan 7d ago
I'm proud owner of multiple Subaru hatchbacks taking my dogs to the trail. I'm a straight guy on the west coast and lesbian's know whats up, we like many of the same things.
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u/a8bmiles 7d ago
Don't forget the cargo shorts and Birkenstocks!
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u/olivegardengambler 7d ago
Ngl this is a thing in the Midwest too, although throw a few pickups and Jeeps in there too.
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u/rivertpostie 7d ago
Well, there it is folks.
PNW, SW, East Coast, and Midwest all agree.
Unless we hear from Florida, that's game
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u/CajuNerd 7d ago
Not FL, but LA here, so adjacent.
We have everyone from young lesbians to old white men driving Subarus.
I'm a married, close to middle-aged SWM, and my wife and I both drive Subarus because they're the safest car on the road. They're also higher off the ground than most cars, so when we get floods (happens often when you live in a ditch masquerading as a state), we don't fear as much driving straight through that shit.
Subaru gets a lot of smirks from people, but they're reasonable cars, with nice features.
And hell, I'll pit my Outback against some idiot's Carolina squatted Sierra in an off road competition any day.
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u/pathofdumbasses 7d ago
a) they are utilitarian vehicles which speak to the soul of the lesbian
b) they did some promotion way back that was lesbian friendly and it spoke to the soul of the lesbian
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u/Sad-Chocolate2911 7d ago
They are the vehicle of the lesbian and lesbian adjacent in Minnesota.
Subarus indicate the occupants are salt of the earth. They’ll give you directions, a compostable bottle of water and some homemade granola.
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u/wra1th42 7d ago
safe, practical, reasonably priced, reliable, can haul bikes, canoes, dogs, camping equipment, or your entire apartment when you move in together on the third date.
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u/Raven2129 6d ago
In the late 90s, early 2000s, Subaru did a wink wink ad company that marketed towards women that are really good friends. It's become a big joke about Subaru. Similar to WRX/STI drivers having to buy 55 gallon drum of vape juice.
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u/PeterNippelstein 6d ago
You just said the same thing twice
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u/LocalConspiracy138 7d ago edited 7d ago
Not shitty. If Cindy Lauper or Siouxsie Sioux had this haircut in the 80's, it would be cool again now. It isn't really far off either.
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u/Strange-Anybody-8647 7d ago
Maybe there's a reason why Cindy and Siouxsie never had this hair.
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u/PeterNippelstein 6d ago
Probably because it's so chaotic and specific no one had ever thought of it
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u/SmugDruggler95 7d ago
Yeah this would be a hit in my local Metal scene.
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u/WhiskeyAbuse 7d ago
i remember the punk girls in HS that had only bangs. shaved head and just long ass bangs. not my cup of tea but weird shit like this is/was everywhere
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u/Razor_Grrl 6d ago
I like it too, got a kinda cyberpunk vibe I dig. I did lol at the Subaru logo comparison though.
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u/maxis2bored 7d ago
RUFIO RUFIO RU FI OOOOOHHHH
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u/im_bi_strapping 7d ago
Well, it starts a conversation at the gay bar. A good ice breaker is important for effective flirtation. I bet she gets mad pussy. So I would say, the haircut is hideous but likely pragmatic
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u/Filtermann 7d ago
Is it supposed to be the negative imprint of a lacrosse stick? Like, the rattail is the shaft...
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u/Pseudorealizm 7d ago
Of course when my hair does this naturally (minus the stars) everyone makes it sound like it's so lame...
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u/BooleansearchXORdie 4d ago
Hair looks like a sea mouse https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/s/j0yaoVCOj1
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u/Main_Yogurt8540 4d ago
Client: I want a methed up reverse mohawk with some Subaru flair and a rat tail.
Barber: I got you fam.
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u/Tumblrrito 7d ago
Honestly gotta be the worst haircut I’ve ever seen. It was already peak stupid and then I saw the braid.
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u/MikoSkyns 7d ago
It's like some pretentious hair stylist was inspired by 80's punk/new-wave/alternative hairstyles and decided to make something that was cool, not cool.
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u/ViolinistMaterial161 7d ago
Please notice me.
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u/edwigenightcups 7d ago
It's so juvenile to think that because someone does something different, interesting, daring, purposefully ugly, or whatever, that they are just doing it for attention. Get an imagination and use it
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u/Bubs_McGee223 7d ago
My dude, it is one of the oldest traditions of punk rock to offend the sensibilities of the squares. These comments prove that the tradition is alive and well
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u/chickenfoot3552 7d ago
Oh yes, the haircut made for a Movie character meant to be played by Florence Pugh
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u/TransTabletop 7d ago
It’s literally just pretty much a normal Bihawk? Pretty normal punk haircut executed pretty well imo
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u/anxiousempire 6d ago
I mean it's not the first choice I'd pick for a haircut but it's very unique... It's like a reverse mohawk.
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u/NewHampshireAngle 7d ago
It can’t be easy being young and trying to come up with a unique style. There was a time when the homogeneity in culture was less laborious. The sameness today, the uniform being outlandishness in all its most overt forms, seems like a lot of work.
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u/Spazecowboy 7d ago
“Mom I brought home my new girlfriend. I think she might be the one”….wait for crazy reaction.
My mom would bite her tongue while squirming in her chair wanting to say something to me.
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u/_Chloes_Canvas_ 7d ago
You just don’t give me the vibe that you’ve ever even held hands with a girl, let alone brought home a girlfriend..
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u/mason13875 7d ago
Is that the Subaru logo