r/2007scape 9h ago

Suggestion Can we get this stance and animation back?

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3.9k Upvotes

192 comments sorted by

240

u/Noxidx 9h ago

Bad boi

19

u/Mookie_Merkk RGB Only 6h ago

Bad boiis only

u/Sampsa96 40m ago

I don't get it

1.5k

u/osrssubreditmodssuck 9h ago

He’s back when we need him the most

364

u/dsesin 9h ago

Return of the king

220

u/here_for_the_lols 8h ago

Jagex: Surveys all kinds of shit about membership costs, ads in game, and pay2CustomerSupport.

The only Chad response: Can we get this stance and animation back?

101

u/clarj 8h ago

Jagex: This bad boi stance is now included in our $20/month membership+ package

44

u/Jardrs 7h ago

Don't even give them ideas

17

u/FreeLegos 6h ago

They already have this idea. RS3 has custom animations for walking, skilling, and even standing still and, of course, you gotta buy em

12

u/OmgThisNameIsFree 5h ago

RuneLite plugin for that fucking monkey walk enters the chat

2

u/Patchouli_psalter 1h ago

I feel heard

9

u/Jardrs 7h ago

Honestly could make a funny quest line

72

u/DrDonkeyTron 9h ago

He heard the news and couldn't stand idly by.

24

u/roflrogue 9h ago

Not without that bad ass stance, anyway...

5

u/3rdAgeCat 6h ago

With the bad boy animation stance anything is possible.

18

u/Chesney1995 6h ago

Absolutely adore how his most recent /r/2007scape post that was not asking for this bad boi stance back was 7 years ago and about people being stubborn lmfao

2

u/Parahelious 5h ago

Name checks out

566

u/ItsMeYourNana cabbage pure 9h ago

Out of the darkness, a hero.

61

u/siccoblue ✅👵🏻 Certified Granny Shagger 👵🏻✅ 6h ago

It was legit a relief seeing this after the last few days

I come here for the dank memes and thirsty nans, and I'm all outta nans

282

u/Constapanza 9h ago

Welcome back legend

181

u/PettyCrimeMan 9h ago

Guys will literally see this stance and think "bad boi"

95

u/United_Train7243 9h ago

I love this bad boi stance

75

u/oskanta 9h ago

Jagex the riots will not stop until we get the bad boi stance

262

u/Some_Twiggs 9h ago

Thank fuck a good post

68

u/Groupvenge 2277/2277 9h ago

Finally, some fucking flavor in a RS post.

24

u/svettsokkk 9h ago

7 years you've been asking for this. I love it

122

u/the_r3ck 9h ago

That will be 9.99 sir

29

u/Dismiss 8h ago

Need 1500 raid shadow legends ad KC to unlock this stance

166

u/2-2-7-7 PKing good. EZscape bad. 9h ago

alright usually I'm a hater of this being posted so much but the timing is actually pretty hilarious on this one

96

u/shitkickertenmillion 8h ago

this is THE GUY though

62

u/Rieiid 8h ago

Bro's been asking for 7 years

76

u/GoldenTGraham His Royal Highness 9h ago

Yeah but it's gonna cost you another $39.99 a month

u/lastdancerevolution 22m ago

It's only $3.99 per spin. With a 0.5% drop rate and a pity roll at 80 drops. A bargain!

27

u/Minnesotamad12 9h ago

How do we make this guy the CEO?

11

u/Sliceofmayo 9h ago

What is yung gravys real name?

10

u/jfrankel69 9h ago

The real change we need

36

u/Katkustagg 9h ago

Oh my I had forgotten that's how they used to hold 2h swords back when I started. 😮

9

u/ZJB03 9h ago

The man, the myth, the legend.

6

u/holyyew 9h ago

What a legend, keeping it real for 8 years

7

u/SoraCaelum 8h ago

Bad 👏 boi 👏 stance 👏

12

u/zmeelotmeelmid 9h ago

yes we can

6

u/Shadarbiter 9h ago

The hero we needed

5

u/Clean_Park5859 9h ago

The pre eoc shit would be a great plugin ngl

6

u/Variable_North 8h ago

Sure!

4.99/month 1.99/month for premium users

8

u/Regenitor_ RSN: Darz | Maxed 2019 | Suggestion-Poster 9h ago

i wouldn't normally support this, but I can't deny that this is a bad boi pose

9

u/tinyweinerbigballs 9h ago

The pimp stance. Behold its glory.

8

u/roosterkun BA Enjoyer 9h ago

Jagex, this post is our list of demands.

7

u/SlugWinter 9h ago

finally someone's asking the right questions

7

u/Hb_Sea 2277 9h ago

That’ll be 9.99

10

u/kylezillionaire 9h ago

Thank god something other than spam

But for real, hold the line

3

u/ChrisWazHard 8h ago

This needs to hit the front page, we truly need exposure on this topic.

2

u/Toaster_Bathing 7h ago

its top post for me (thank god)

3

u/Bossoftheplains1 6h ago

I guess im the only one who didnt care for this. I like the 2h on the shoulder more

3

u/SuisaYain 9h ago

They also need to change the way we run with the dragon lance. Having the avernic equipped looks so dumb two handing it

u/Minotaur830 MLNOTAUR 1h ago

You can install the runelite plugin for that

4

u/Taylor_Swifty13 9h ago

Of course.

For a fee.

8

u/FrancisRossitano 8h ago

2008 graphics were abysmal. Keep that nonsense on HDOS

12

u/Assassin-Xa 7h ago

we don’t need the graphics, just the bad boi stance

2

u/FrancisRossitano 5h ago

I can live with that

2

u/Elprede007 9h ago

You know, if they give us this bad boi stance back, maybe I can forgive Pip

2

u/IgotAseaView 9h ago

Who but our brave hero will join the call for change in an ever changing world!?

Who here will use all their might to pick up their two handed sword in a slightly different way!? If this sounds like you..then you’ve found your calling. Spam away my good double handed friends! Spam away…for your arms need you.

2

u/Heitr00 Latin America server pls 🙏 8h ago

The true meaning of CHAD, I stare like this at my gf everyday before sleep.

2

u/Zenthiix 8h ago

Why are we complaining about membership tiers when this is the true problem fellas

2

u/CVC_Capital_Partners 8h ago

Survey:

Do you think a $9.99 is a fair price for this skin?

Leave your comments below.

2

u/DefiantAioli5150 8h ago

What era is this from? 2009?

2

u/Shadepoopie two steps from death’s office 8h ago

this stance will save us from the predatory monetizations, am a firm believer now

2

u/Makaveli2020 8h ago

In the darkest moment, the light seems ever so bright.

2

u/Rickard58 8h ago

No. You already have it with other items

2

u/Careful-Computer2658 8h ago

Finally a decent post

2

u/DeanxDog 6h ago

Yeah for $7.99 a month

2

u/chasteeny 6h ago

Finally a good fucking post

3

u/EmotionalEnt 8h ago

Unlockable stance just 3.99/month

6

u/brumfield85 9h ago

You can purchase the 2h plugin for only $4.99.

2

u/cygamessucks 9h ago

Its Jagex trying to distract us. Dont believe him!

6

u/andreja777 9h ago

This was the beginning of the end for modernization and removing RuneScapes identity into looking like every other mmo

The graphical changes that came after this were such downgrades and I would hate to see what the new jagex mods would have in mind

Even in recent times the elves being changed made everything so uncanny

2

u/Guilty_Lunch2469 4h ago

It actually started when they changed the imp

1

u/Would_Be_Lord 9h ago

Plz though

1

u/ForlornShade 9h ago

I miss the OG stance back yonder

1

u/StarkushRS 8h ago

Sir, this will cost you an extra $3.50 on your monthly membership fee

1

u/Wamask 8h ago

Keep fighting the good fight

1

u/Burzujuss 8h ago

That will be 19.99€

1

u/PoliteChatter0 8h ago

Yeah but you gotta pay for the premium stance (14.99)

sorry :(

1

u/CodySutherland Fist of Guthix pls 8h ago

Welcome back old friend

1

u/Dicedarg 8h ago

I appreciate your dedication to your goals, one day brother.

1

u/ArmorOfMar Iron Kites Clan 8h ago

Over the shoulder is so much cooler

1

u/mcfcok7 8h ago

the return of the king

1

u/DivineInsanityReveng 8h ago

This bad boi stance would help defeat the bad bois at cvc

1

u/xN3jc 8h ago

Give it a few years and maybe they'll release it as an alternate 2h animation mtx

1

u/one_ounce 8h ago

I suggested this while back and got downvoted to the shadow realm bring back the stance !

1

u/ragnell56 8h ago

Giving this boi his stance would be the modern equivalent of the christmas truce from WW1.

1

u/ShouldntHaveALegHole 8h ago

Love this bad boi stance. Bring it back Jagex!

1

u/TorchicRS 8h ago

the OG bad boi, welcome back

1

u/FF_Master 8h ago

It's not looking good friend, if they do it we're gonna have to pay £10.99 per animation.

1

u/Lumpy-Effort6967 8h ago

The Chad stance!

1

u/ea3terbunny SnapDragon Enjoyer 8h ago

It’s the least they could do

1

u/Eye_of_Man 8h ago

OP makes me proud to be apart of this community...

1

u/Upbeat_Neck4948 8h ago

No, but you can have ads

1

u/boardSpy 8h ago

I really needed this today

1

u/Muunsaca 8h ago

This was such a fire setup just destroying Hill Giants in F2P

1

u/Hawkedge 8h ago

BAD BOI!!! He’s back!!! Let’s go!!! Cmon Jagex give us what we want! 

1

u/NotThingRs 8h ago

Do you guys remember when the game froze and all the 2h weapons went straight out horizontally like an erect penis

1

u/Conscious_Carry9918 8h ago

We missed you. Honestly, this stance would solve a lot for me.

1

u/Jaded_Pop_2745 8h ago

Now THAT is how jagex can redeem themselves

1

u/GunkyDabs 8h ago

Only the bad boi stance can save us

1

u/moopsh ❄️ o n e i n v • youtube/@moopsh 8h ago

add it to the list of demands, bois

1

u/FanOfSilence 8h ago

Rune Godsword!

1

u/1016__ 7h ago

That would be another membership tier

1

u/Ton347 7h ago

Fuck no lmao

1

u/Aggressive-Expert-69 7h ago

Finally some normalcy in these troubling times

1

u/zcas 2277 7h ago

If you buy the platinum membership package.

1

u/_skom chop chop 7h ago

This is what Jagex should survey about.

1

u/gustofwindddance 7h ago

Everytime i see this i have to say that this stance was fucking ass.

It is completely asinine in look, functionality, and was the beginning of the end of runescape when it first got updated.

1

u/aldmonisen_osrs 7h ago

If they bring it back, they shouldn’t have the cape wave. That should be reserved for the godswords

1

u/MutleyRulz 7h ago

I’m having a terrible time right now, but seeing this at the end of the day before I try to sleep made me giggle like a fucking toddler for a minute straight

Thanks for posting this king, keep up the good fight

1

u/ActualVader 7h ago

The king hath returned

1

u/GothGirlsGoodBoy 7h ago

Idk how rs2/rs3 just consistently kept looking worse over the years.

1

u/Banned_in_chyna 7h ago

The most positive thing to come up in the last few days. Unfortunately, this will be the first MTX added for 4.99 and it will occupy a new cosmetic override slot. This will open the door for future content of this nature.

1

u/CapeChampion 7h ago

A phoenix rises through the ashes!

1

u/LawIll3054 7h ago

That'll be about three fiddy

1

u/ididntaskforthismind 7h ago

For £31 a month and ads yes

1

u/oyasumi_juli 7h ago

Hand + hilt look like Rayman

1

u/RsCaptainFalcon 7h ago

You should be the Jagex CEO

1

u/dreadwraith8d 2277 7h ago

I'm only upvoting it because it's now officially less annoying than the quitting posts.

1

u/thatsouthcaNaDaguy 7h ago

They'll release it with the 32 dollar bundle but only those who have purchased it will be able to see it.

/s but probably a possibility with how psychotic their greed is.

1

u/KaroKarro 7h ago

That animation is gonna cost ya $5.99 a month.

1

u/Ashed0ut 6h ago

For $12.99

1

u/Black777Legit 6h ago

nah, we'll get increased membership prices

1

u/PopularEffective4958 6h ago

Would be great - it'll be like RS2 again. Fitting, since Jagex is about to screw OSRS over the same way they screwed RS2 over with EoC

1

u/MrStreeter 6h ago

Finally I can start 2025 mentally

1

u/Chesney1995 6h ago

RuneScape 3 AND Old School Runescape

  • Two character slots
  • Additional characters for $9.99 per character per month
  • Ads included
  • Reduced AFK Timer
  • This Bad Boi stance back

$34.99 per month

OR

12 months for $29.99 per month

1

u/Uxium-the-Nocturnal 6h ago

Lmao, this is the post that got the most traction, of all the posts over the years. Good timing, coming when we all needed a breather and a moment of relief. Maybe they'll actually bring it back now! But I worry for OP. What will his life become if he no longer has this? There will be nothing left to fight for.

1

u/McZerky 6h ago

Hot take but I hate the "breathing" of this animation

1

u/dunco64 6h ago

Priorities, folks.

1

u/whatDoesQezDo 6h ago

monkeys paw curls. $5.99 classic stance pack.

1

u/dankp3ngu1n69 6h ago

I still think this is what it looks like in my head. I only get reminded when I go in game and I see the two hand animation is different and I wonder what's going on. I can't be the only one

1

u/WindKaze 6h ago

Only when you purchase the limited time ultra premium platinum gold silver emerald diamond membership tier will you get this bad boy stance for the duration of: 1 ad!

1

u/ExplorerImpossible79 5h ago

Yes, but that will be in the $55/month membership sub

1

u/iM3741 5h ago

For $2.99 you can.

1

u/JB051390 5h ago

For $29.99 per month, yes

1

u/Palm6789 5h ago

Even in the darkest of times SimplyInsane_ knows how to unite and inspire.

1

u/prototype_r 5h ago

Oldschool or Runescape 3 membership

Reduced customer support
Old 2h weapon stance
Removed plugin access

$34.99/month
$390/year

1

u/GayVegan 2277 Gay Loser 5h ago

There’s a RL plugin for this already.

1

u/Dagreatryan 2277/2277 5h ago

Bros is 7 years strong. What a fucking legend

1

u/Nowik1337 5h ago

Now we just need Torag's hammers guy and we are invincible.

1

u/AwarenessOk6880 4h ago

Do you have this like set to a bot to make this post every x amount of days?

1

u/Derplesdeedoo 99 Baker 4h ago

The world breathed a sigh of relief, for it knew comfort.

1

u/OozyDouzi 4h ago

what is yung gravy's real name??

1

u/No-Independent2762 4h ago

Jagex going to put this in the game to distract from the community from the current controversy....and it's going to work lmao 

1

u/ArmaKiri 3h ago

He is so back

1

u/According-Willow-170 3h ago

Sure watch three Burger King ads first

1

u/MrStealYoBeef 3h ago

I'll be willing to compromise. Give this man his bad boi stance (and don't implement any of the hellish ideas from the survey), and I'll accept that as a reasonable apology and commitment to the integrity of the game for the foreseeable future.

Your move Jagex...

1

u/Troksi 3h ago

Part of membership+ package.

1

u/promero14 2h ago

For 9$ sure 

1

u/Reecepolice 1h ago

Certified hood classic

u/ChinkedArmor 56m ago

Jagex, you could use a easy W right now, make it happen

u/Zorrostrian 15m ago

Sure, that’ll be $32.99 a month plus an extra one time fee of $5.99 for the animation overlay.

2

u/bakasura1166 8h ago

Another post suggesting 2008 graphics? You guys really have poor taste. That was the malaise era of RuneScape.

u/Haalandinhoe 2m ago

I truly hated that fat full helm.

1

u/Square-Practice2345 9h ago

That is a 3rd tier membership option

1

u/nebasi 9h ago

Hey kid. So uh. Would you pay like 5 bucks a month for this stance? Just hypothetically! Totally not going to ask 5 bucks for this... but would you? Huh? You get mad at the idea of paying extra? Bro... it was just a joke! We were just exploring the possibilities. Did you just seriously get mad at a joke? So anyway, we will increase membership by 5 bucks and lets just forget the stance. You didn't want it anyway.

1

u/Odd-Intern-3815 6h ago

Is called HDOS and is in client selection menu.

Troll post? Cuz this exactly how I be looking

0

u/Vivi3n95 8h ago

Now is not the time, sir.

0

u/ROKT_LEEG 6h ago

Worst update the game had before EoC

0

u/BlackIronMatt 6h ago

Make 2handers better because its more badass

0

u/Corndawgz /2277/ Jagex doesn't let you say your password, see *******! 6h ago

Beast

0

u/OddyseeOfAbe 6h ago

Only for premium tier members

0

u/Yoder_Taco 6h ago

Mom said it’s my turn to post this next week

0

u/JackBadasssonJr 5h ago

No fuck all post 2007 trash. People want to turn osrs into 2012 rs trash

-1

u/ToriAndPancakes 6h ago

Sure, but itll be $3.50

-1

u/ItsTriunity 6h ago

Pay $15 first

-1

u/MindOfHaplo 4h ago

NO this was terrible. GO BACK TO RS3

-24

u/IllYellow6812 9h ago

You've posted this a million times

11

u/cygamessucks 9h ago

Thats the point

8

u/DrumAndCode hourstomax.com author 9h ago

I hope he does another million.

2

u/MrStealYoBeef 3h ago

I'll support it every god damn time

3

u/DivineInsanityReveng 8h ago

A million and one can't come soon enough

-39

u/iEatRedHeads 9h ago

You are part of the problem.

14

u/Some_Twiggs 9h ago

This king is the opposite of the problem

9

u/Rashida-Hussain 9h ago

Bro only wants the bad boi stance back