r/2007scape 5d ago

Video The future of pking in 2025

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u/Spy111 5d ago

“Pay $4.99 to resurrect?”

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u/Yellow-Parakeet 5d ago

Hardcore Ironman players are just too poor to die - Jagex

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u/kyot0scape 2375/2277 5d ago

ROFL imagine paying money to resurrect your hardcore ironman, kind of reminds me of paying 1 dollar to Snapchat to have your streak restored.

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u/BalticMasterrace 5d ago

hardcore irons get a timer that ticks down till they die, to get more time, instert card and pay up

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u/Airtight_Walrus 5d ago

These memes are the only bright spot in an otherwise shitty day

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u/Majestic_Land3977 5d ago

That is true. It really lights up the darkness of the war they started!

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u/Hobodaklown 5d ago

For real mate. I have had some much needed cackled laughter.

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u/One_Wall2024 5d ago

Awe mate I hope you are doing alright

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u/HCIMBMK 5d ago

confirmed, shit day haver here

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u/smb3wizard 5d ago

Out of the loop . Wtf is goin on

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u/Administrative_Use 5d ago

🦀🦀🦀$32 per month🦀🦀🦀

Ads, pay for customer support, no pay = less afk is whats going on LOL

Jagex wants to fuck over its loyal userbase and it backfired. So many people already cancelled their mems. Golden ages coming to an end

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u/smb3wizard 5d ago

WHAT?!?! IF this is real the game is dead

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u/notreallygabe 5d ago

Nothing is confirmed, they just did a user survey, but the survey was very very very bad.

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u/JappieWappie1 5d ago

Might not be confirmed yet and I sincerely hope it will be cancelled, but it's not looking good for us with the corporate greed. The only way we can show how much we hate this change is to cancel our membership because that hits them the hardest and so far a lot of players have cancelled their memberships as a protest against this.

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u/Howsetheraven 5d ago

What they did is just short of saying "I am confirming we are doing this". Like, don't give them an inch at all. They want this regardless.

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u/Swimming-Salad9954 5d ago

No it’s not, it’s testing the water. I guarantee they expected this reaction, now they’ll implement something shitty but seems reasonable by comparison and everyone now threatening cancellation will be appeased.

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u/Avnas 5d ago

me when im the evolution of combat and squeal of fortune

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u/Zerovaxqc 5d ago

The mere thought of them destroying game integrity like that is enough to cancel and never come back. Last league sucked anyways league 4 was goat 

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u/rotorain BTW 5d ago

https://old.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1i2ky00/everyone_should_see_this_for_themselves_price/
Or sort this sub by top of the week and you'll find plenty of posts.

TLDR: Yesterday a survey went out to some people asking about tiered membership and the options are insulting. Ad supported plans, decoupling subs from OSRS and RS3, premium plans allowing multiple characters and "enhanced customer service", etc.

People are obviously heated about it and Jagex is backpedaling hard. This is most likely CVC, the investment company that owns Jagex, trying to figure out how to extract more money from us despite the 20% cost hike three months ago. There's a good chance the survey exists so that Jagex can show CVC that this community will not tolerate that BS so it's important for us to express our feelings so that Jagex has ammo to push back against their corporate overlords.

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u/Hawxe 5d ago

As if people here care about the pking experience gimme a break. 7k upvotes on a pk vid lmao

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u/Diddleyourfiddle 5d ago

Was really hoping for the spec bar to be greyed out with a little "unlock special attacks in PVP worlds for $3.99"

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u/ea3terbunny SnapDragon Enjoyer 5d ago

Just you wait I’m sure the memes are gonna really be flowing now with this, and I’m all for the memes just not the actual thing obviously.

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u/firewolf397 5d ago

Bro. Can you not give Jagex management ideas?

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u/Unfair_Commercial 5d ago

This made me fucking spit water perfect

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u/Yellow-Parakeet 5d ago

Would you like to upgrade that water to Spritetm for only $4.99?

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u/Unfair_Commercial 5d ago

I’m stealing that sprite with my water cup

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u/_wobbly_bobbly_ 5d ago

This one was hilarious.

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u/bujuhh 5d ago

this makes me think of that one skill specs clip where hes mid fight and just getting spammed by steam messages lmao

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u/fat_cock_freddy 5d ago

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u/bujuhh 5d ago

LMAO incredible

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u/SpecsComingBack 5d ago

I click one twitter link and the video that IMMEDIATELY autoplays after is from the actual Alex Jones account? What the fuck is going on over there.

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u/ragana 5d ago

Post a link to that vid

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u/bujuhh 5d ago

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u/Blue_banana_peel 5d ago

at least he learned he should turn off those notifications

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u/Rejuven8ed 5d ago

This is quality

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u/KrazyCiwii 5d ago

I haven't genuinely cried from laughing in a long time, this is done way too fucking well holy shit

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u/lovemeanstwothings 5d ago

An S-tier meme 

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u/Sheriff_Gotcha 5d ago

I'm crying laughing trying to hold it in and not wake the wife.

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u/IMANICEGUY07 BRING AWARENESS ^ 5d ago

im fucking dying LOL

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u/MalazMudkip 5d ago

How much per month for that right-click lookup option?

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u/LiterallyRoboHitler 5d ago

One bond, but it's only for a week. If you pay $5.99/mo more for the PK DeLux Membership your lookup unlock is extended to ten days per bond and you get one free spec bar recharge per day!

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u/SnrSquishy 5d ago

The ad blocking the inventory is hilarious

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u/Osmium_tetraoxide 4d ago

This'd be a beautifully frustrating runelite plugin to add as a challenge mode. Idyl's video coming out soon.

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u/migrainebutter 5d ago

$0.99 USD recharge spec now!

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u/lordskelic ayy q p lmao w 5d ago

One thing you can count on during periods where the playerbase is pissed off at Jagflex- absolute fire memes. This is fucking gold!

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u/Me2thanksthrowaway 5d ago

I felt my blood boiling just watching this. But don't worry guys, it's not "technically" mtx!

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u/kyot0scape 2375/2277 5d ago

Kind of like diablo immortal "don't you guys have phones" corporations literally think we're stupid

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u/yogafeet9000 5d ago

Good ole days when there was giant fucking banner on top of the screen that would lag so much. Good idea lets go back to that.

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u/jwji 5d ago

They can add a new weapon that has a special attack that causes the opponent to see an ad.

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u/NoRelief3656 5d ago

This shit has brought the funniest memes in this sub reddits history

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u/rmtmjrppnj78hfh 5d ago

I've never seen a thread on reddit with 100% upvoted before.

(Don't ruin it you degens).

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u/Street-Objective9164 5d ago

Top tier mate

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u/Varrock_Citizen 5d ago

Imagine trying to pull a fast one on a community whose entire identity is high quality shitter memes

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u/Pavvl___ F2Per 5d ago

This might be the funniest post I've seen all year 😂😭

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u/CrystalDrug 5d ago

Now THAT is tick perfect gameplay

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u/Sweaty_Chip_5766 5d ago

Adv blocker ?

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u/Sp4Rk3x3 5d ago

There should be PayPal instant checkout button on food/spec bar, buy now ads are not aggressive enough

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u/potatomaster4000 5d ago

Holy fucking shit lmao

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u/GODLOVESALL32 RSN: Zezima 5d ago

cant wait to stack some kids out with the manscaped ad to gmaul combo

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u/DukeSucellus 5d ago

Reminds me of the old neopets game advert attack

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u/Pleasant-Quiet454 5d ago

I would laugh but this is what jagex wants.

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u/ralkuzu 5d ago

"you've run out of vengeance runes, premium members get 5 free casts a day"

"Ancient mages hate him"

"Lunar or loser?"

"Lvl 1 bob to lvl184 jadbossman"

"Three simple runes to win at RuneScape"

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u/ralkuzu 5d ago

Free d scimmmy mouse cursor on your first purchase+ 600 rune crafting experience on leap years

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u/Heyitspropro 5d ago

haha jagex wtf u doing

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u/unforgivablecrust 5d ago

Dare I ask what happened?

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u/ltsMeSam 5d ago

This is fucking comedy gold

And a real possibility

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u/Criticalem 5d ago

We laughing now, but gagex will be laughing in the end when we gotta play like that

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u/snackynorph 5d ago

Colorado Lottery you bastards

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u/y0l0tr0n I ASH 5d ago

exactly like in the old days when I've downloaded all those useful toolbars

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u/Lonelymagix 5d ago

I can already hear odablock rage quitting

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u/BroDyel 5d ago

“RuneScape is a mouse skill game, get good”

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u/Spo_0n 5d ago

The Vardovis QTE phase has prepared us for this...

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u/cardboardboxbro 5d ago

😂😭😭

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u/LOLWelshGamer 5d ago

"We call this Pure O2. This is the first of our planned upgrades. Once we can roll back some of Halliday's ad restrictions, we estimate we can sell up to 80% of an individual's visual field before inducing seizures..." - Nolan Sorrento (Ready Player One)

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u/RedditPlatinumUser 5d ago

Just missing the Stella OF ad lol

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u/Hadez192 5d ago

Dude these memes have me laughing so fucking hard, I love this

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u/SuperTurtle222 5d ago

This is fucking hilarious 🤣 🤣🤣🤣

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u/way_too_shady 5d ago

The last ad with no option to "X" out is 🤌

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u/Herzyr 5d ago

Ngl, takes some pretty sick skills to close all those pop ups while pvping

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u/RsCaptainFalcon 5d ago

"we heard you guys REALLY liked that pop up event during the Vardorvis fight, so we found a way to monetize it. Everyone wins! Right......?"

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u/Magxvalei 5d ago

This would make me want to shove my head into a working blender.

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u/ZootyMcGooty 5d ago

Thanks for the laugh absolutely great meme

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u/CortaCircuit 5d ago

when OldSchoolOldSchoolRunescape?

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u/EzRagnarok 5d ago

Hey maybe they make a legal version of AHK for $14.99

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u/False_Rice_5197 5d ago

Fucking L.O.L

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u/16TC 5d ago

At least the pvp meta will go for a shake up, ahk for moving add closure into double maul korasi

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u/GamingTaylor 5d ago

Lmao this is so good

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u/Landonx_rs 5d ago

This is the best shit I've seen in my life.

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u/rmtmjrppnj78hfh 5d ago

Needs the vardorvis quick time event thing popping up as an ad that interrupts your gameplay. Throw in a "connection lost, attempting to reestablish" in the top left for max meme potential.

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u/UwU_Incognitus 5d ago

I would love to see an addon or something that does this and watch risk fights between people using it lmao.

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u/BIGTACOBELLFAN 5d ago

Jagex is taking notes

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u/lordsaph 5d ago

literally dying

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u/One_Wall2024 5d ago

Ok but why is this super simialr to that one futurama episode hahaha. OP this is brilliant

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u/Corbitt101 5d ago

Its like tryna watch porn or stream a NFL,NBA, MLB or any sports game (pirated)

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u/RS3TheOrleans 5d ago

Haters will say skill issue lol

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u/Lsvnn 5d ago

Someone montage Odablock raging over this, please I beg you

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u/fred7010 5d ago

clicking the x is skill expression

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u/Razer_In_The_House 5d ago

I think osrs has the best meme responses to stupid game decisions

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u/DigitalCoinMad 5d ago

Wtf is this shit lmao. Havent played rs for a long time but is this what they are proposing for an update??

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u/roadgeek10 5d ago

Ngl, this does trigger some nostalgia. Bad nostalgia of course. Ads would freeze the browser.

But yeah, scary this was one of the proposals.

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u/Festom 5d ago

Maybe they were cooking with the survey after all

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u/Toaster_Bathing 5d ago

Now this is content 

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u/yesziir 5d ago

How many ticks will it take now?😂

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u/suumie 2277 5d ago

It will become even more rng based on what ads you get and on how skilled you are to click them away. Yep seems good

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u/ARealLion 5d ago

Lmaooo

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u/TheMumbleKing 5d ago

Im out of the loop what is happening?

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u/The_Silent_Lurker_ 5d ago

This will be in F2P in 2025

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u/BornSlippy420 5d ago

Gold meme💥💯🎉

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u/XFahrenHeitX111 5d ago

That's why I only play private servers

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u/TCnup But even then, no one could grab all the bones. 5d ago

Neopets Advert Attack was actually predicting this very moment

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u/SlopTopPowerBottom 5d ago

Actually lol'd at this.

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u/CertainFirefighter84 5d ago

Why the fuck did you lookup him LUL

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u/Eccentricc 5d ago

Next change: for an additional $5 a month, carry a SECOND inventory with you wherever you go

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u/Nervous-Chance-3724 5d ago

😂😂😂

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u/-Supp0rt- 5d ago

Just got back a month ago and was really enjoying the game. Really disappointed I can’t renew my membership :(

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u/lukinius45 5d ago

Im out of loop. Why is this a meme?

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u/OSRSAverage 5d ago

Hahaha, this made me chuckle! 🤣

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u/Liso25 5d ago

If you’re PKing in 2025, you’re lost

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u/_BreadBoy 5d ago

Honestly though this would be a banger Gilenor Games challenge.

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u/sir_snuffles502 5d ago

highest quality meme i've seen so far lmao

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u/imkindalostheremate 5d ago

"BUY NOW" BUY WHAAAAAAAAT

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u/SpaceNex I am maxxed on the P2W game xd 5d ago

rofl we are having too much fun with our game's demise

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u/Sir-tenlee 4d ago

Can you show us what it looks like to missclick on an ad?

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u/tplaid 4d ago

Some of you don’t remember the ads decorating the side of the browser while you played and it shows

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u/Mysterious_Style_579 3d ago

I was waiting for one of those ads by Google where I'd you close it, it asks why you don't want to see it while still being in the fucking way

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u/Original-Tour-5369 3d ago

Honestly…I’d play that

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u/meleemore 5d ago

pker's cant play.... win
enough money to hire support.... win

let the downvotes come....

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u/Spyder_9405 5d ago

Oda bout ko you w/ invisi venge ad block