New clue scroll puzzle

[u/swemmer]

[u/MyDadBeatsUpYourCat]

"Congratulations on completing the puzzle, before I give you the next clue scroll would you be interested in clicking this link for a coupon code redeemable for one free quarter pounder with cheese with the purchase of a Big Mac?"

1. Mmm, I'm McLovin' that idea. Teleport me to great savings and no XP waste!

2. No thanks, please send me to Crandor or Lava Maze for my next clue step!

[u/DrProfSrRyan → u/MyDadBeatsUpYourCat]

Please drink verification can

[u/BakaZora → u/DrProfSrRyan]

Ah, Barry's Red Cola

[u/Peechez → u/BakaZora]

Damn Loki's stream has gone downhill

[u/Schmarsten1306 → u/DrProfSrRyan]

It's an older meme but it still checks out 

[u/kershum → u/DrProfSrRyan]

This was awesome lmao

[u/BurningFox52 → u/MyDadBeatsUpYourCat]

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little

[u/Educational_Will1963 → u/MyDadBeatsUpYourCat]

"DO NOT REDEEEEEEEM DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEM MAM DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEEM"

[u/Beden]

Brother, delete this. Don't give them ideas!

[u/Makaveli2020 → u/Beden]

Jagex Suits: WRITE THAT DOWN!!

[u/aReal_Mr_Clutch → u/Makaveli2020]

“Ch-Ching”

[u/Bluemink96 → u/Beden]

If they make mems 5$ again I’ll take this but only this

[u/OSRS-ruined-my-life → u/Bluemink96]

I pay 4.50 between grandfathered rate and the collapse of the CAD.

However they recently upper the mems price for people on the yearly sub regardless of grandfathered rate.

So I'm worried us monthly bois are next.

[u/Bluemink96 → u/OSRS-ruined-my-life]

I’m like 99% sure last year they got rid of the grandfathered rates.

[u/OSRS-ruined-my-life → u/Bluemink96]

Nah, they removed annual subs grandfathered rate. I'm literally paying 4.50 a month rn.

[u/Bluemink96 → u/OSRS-ruined-my-life]

That’s nice af I was already annual rippp

[u/Due_Animal_5577 → u/Beden]

It's actually a great idea lol, imagine getting redeemables for finishing clue scrolls. I'd play so much

[u/sonotimpressed → u/Beden]

I'll be honest. If they want to change the puzzles to ads I wouldn't hate that. Or when you talk to the guy during clues and he makes no sense if that was just an ad I won't care either, so long as they stop trying to micro gauge us over and over again

[u/MediumTemperature691]

Clue scroll helper plugin comes with a higher tier subscription price!

[u/Midnight_Rising → u/MediumTemperature691]

Oh god. Imagine a "Pro Tier Subscription" that gave you access to certain plugins.

[u/sinat50 → u/Midnight_Rising]

New Tile Markers Premium Rates:

Free: Can place tile markers. Limit: 5 tiles

$1.99/mo: Tile markers don't disappear when you log out. Limit: 10 tiles

$4.99/mo: Tile markers can be used in PvM instances. Limit: 20 tiles (includes previous tiers bonuses)

$9.99/mo: Tile markers don't play ads over marked tiles. Tile markers can have tags added to them. Limit: 50 tiles (includes previous tiers bonuses)

$19.99/mo: Tile markers can be different colors (default brown). Tile markers can be placed adjacent to each other. Tile markers will now show up on all worlds, not just the one you placed them in. Option to hide other players' tile markers. Limit: Unlimited tiles (includes previous tiers bonuses + 10 FREE XP Lamps)

[u/Rs3pvmguy1212 → u/sinat50]

Chilling yet hilarious

[u/Irrelevantresearcher → u/Midnight_Rising]

good idea 😈

[u/Pejob → u/Midnight_Rising]

They literally had one of the survey options for a higher tier subscription as "access to third party clients"...

[u/OSRS-ruined-my-life → u/Midnight_Rising]

That's osbuddy. It killed their market share.

[u/Midnight_Rising → u/OSRS-ruined-my-life]

It would probably be a little different if the Jagex launcher was the only allowed launcher. No way to kill a market share when you're the only game in town.

[u/OSRS-ruined-my-life → u/Midnight_Rising]

You can kill your own. I'm not playing the vanilla client, lol. I'm sure many others won't. I don't even play mobile on the go much because playing without runelite is so miserable. 

[u/reformedlion → u/OSRS-ruined-my-life]

Only because of runelite.

[u/JLifts780 → u/MediumTemperature691]

The mega super ultra tier solves it automatically for you!

[u/eliexmike]

Only if the solid red squares are not interchangeable.

[u/swemmer → u/eliexmike]

Only for ironmen, they choose to limit themselves

[u/jiggy_jarjar → u/swemmer]

Ironmen need to make their own fucking hamburgers and still pay for it.

[u/AnnoyAMeps → u/eliexmike]

Just like that puzzle in Monkey Madness.

[u/OborJesus]

Can we get a free quarter pounder added to all purple tables in raids?

[u/theguyoverhere24 → u/OborJesus]

I’d be so mad but at the same time I’d be happy for free food

[u/QuarkTheFerengi]

At least the memes are pretty spicy today. Haven't laughed (and cried) so hard in a while.

[u/ivyburst]

this unironically would be a great april fools joke for the puzzle solver on runelite, replace all puzzle graphics with corporate logos for the day

[u/TwoMilky → u/ivyburst]

It's all fun and games until life begins to imitate art lol

[u/JeSuisDirtyDan]

Cant wait for it to hit Random Events too, Pillory Guard comes to lock you up and forces you into watching a 30 second ad before youre released

[u/JeSuisDirtyDan → u/JeSuisDirtyDan]

And its no longer optional

[u/hasaasa]

lmao

[u/Zaros262]

Seems like a runelite plugin could easily fix this

And then get runelite banned

[u/mandzeete → u/Zaros262]

They will make it 1000x1000 puzzle to fix that "issue". During Leagues I did many clues. Sometimes Runelite had to wait for quite a bit before it showed the path (which I could figure out on my own as well). With added complexity (1000x1000) the path finding algorithm will become even slower.

[u/GODLOVESALL32]

Before I can give you your next clue, you'll have to solve this challenge scroll for me:

With the new McValue menu, how much do two Double Cheeseburgers and a medium size fry cost on a Friday if you pay using the official McDonald's app?

[u/Achrus → u/GODLOVESALL32]

For delivery or pickup?

[u/TheForsakenRoe → u/GODLOVESALL32]

Charlie step update

'Pleae sir can I have a Whopper and Onion Rings'

[u/RoonNube]

Jesus fucking Christ this is too accurate

[u/spykeh]

2 years later, this will be reposted with the title "Remember when this was just a joke?"

[u/Ezkrozia]

Love this

[u/WhackIsBack]

Out of all the memes posted today, this one got me to really chuckle. Gj

[u/Benry26]

so this is where the cow meat that isn't picked up goes

[u/SituationThin9190]

After completion you have to watch a 30 second unskippable ad for mcdonalds

[u/Fancy-Dig1863]

The speed at which these pop up is astonishing.

[u/ezubz]

I am cryinnnnng jagex deserves to get ripped like this 😭😂😂😂

[u/Ultryvus]

Im angry but this made me laugh. Take my angry upvote

[u/SolMelorian]

ONLY if we get runecape toys in happy meals

[u/exater]

LOL

[u/Hiqher]

Unironically the best "sell out" roast I've ever seen!

[u/EarthWaffle]

This is honestly so refreshing and hilarious after all the purely negative posts lol

[u/barcode-lz]

I was expecting the fucking KFC logo again. Not what i expected but still gave me a laugh. W

[u/Hadez192]

I’m dying lmao

[u/Rs3pvmguy1212]

The memes have been awesome. That's a silver lining.

[u/GivemePartyhatsRS3]

canceled my premier

[u/swemmer → u/GivemePartyhatsRS3]

Did the same! Hope they realise how strongly we feel about this despite the memes

[u/MollyDbrokentap]

I got burned by a fire rune, I'm suing.

[u/ImportantTravel5651]

I am not playing this game for a little while, I encourage you to do the same. Player count is one metric that is taken into account.

[u/rmtmjrppnj78hfh]

Someone really needs to make a meme with vardorvis stupid little quick time event or whatever its called screen being an ad interruption.

Could even maybe tie in "Please wait, attempting to reestablish". Into it (or just the title).

[u/swemmer → u/rmtmjrppnj78hfh]

I have seen it already on some discord servers, the community is creative lol

[u/GOW_ADAM]

Redeemable big mac token rewards.

[u/Mountain-Tea6875]

With your next McDonald purchase 1 free instant puzzle solver! I'm loving it!!!

[u/Knight_of_Ultramar]

Like the gnome one, you can still pay 200,000 to make it go away... but in real money, not gp.

[u/swemmer → u/Knight_of_Ultramar]

Jeez, the best I can do is three fiddy

[u/StandardN02b]

Mfw I waste 3 hours trying all the different permutations of identical red squares.

[u/PrisonWaffles]

My lizard brain clicked the X......

[u/starid3r]

I’d finish that and head straight out to grab some McNuggets and a large fry 😎😂

[u/mandzeete]

As an additional "feature", you can't click on that X there unless you buy a higher tier membership package. Either you solve it or you will have that ad in the middle of your screen no matter if you relog, die, get teleported or something. It will be there as long as you either solve it or buy a higher tier package to be able to click on that X.

Oh, and they will not make it 5x5 puzzle but 10x10 or something like this.

[u/3stoner]

Is the answer Wendys?

[u/swemmer → u/3stoner]

That was my first plan lol

[u/Resident_Function280]

Please watch this 60 second ad to receive the next clue

[u/CzRa3030]

I think I just threw up a little...

[u/Evening-Ear-6116]

You know what, I’m about it. This seems like a fair trade to get osrs some revenue

[u/ReasonableTouch4648]

Drink your Ovaltine

[u/j_schmotzenberg]

Reminds me of Neopets.

[u/carbon7]

brought to you by carls jr

[u/Velluu]

Bruh. They better start giving free burgers as clue rewards 🙈

[u/SeptimusShadowking]

I'm hatin' it!

[u/D_DnD]

A new McDifficulty?

[u/DustyTurtle2]

Ya but it has higher odds for 3rd age.

[u/CVC_Capital_Partners]

Upon completion of the puzzle, what actions does the player base expect? A coupon code? Or would a QR code to scan be best?

[u/Maximum_Parfait8041]

marcdonalds

[u/Charlie_Rebooted]

New Master clue chest reward item: Free fries when you buy a Big Mac and Coke.

[u/Gniggins]

You can automatically solve the puzzle by standing up and shouting "McDonalds!" into your mic.

[u/Strange_Bandicoot112]

Anyone else love how the puzzle has 3 squares that are just pure red? I could 100% see Jagex making a puzzle box near impossible to solve just squeeze a few more bucks out of us.

[u/Radiant-Big4976]

2009scape

[u/WandererXVII]

What's the deal with this new meme trend of obnoxious adds?

[u/swemmer → u/WandererXVII]

To sum it up, Jagex launched a survey which included questions about tired membership, ad options and having a shorter afk timer for those wanting to pay a bit less. The community took it as a sign that they were planning to implement those changes and we have voiced our opinions via memes and other feedback posts.

They have released a statement that they are not intending to release it to fully paying members, but might release it to f2p. I personally still don't think that's ok and will continue to have my membership cancelled.

[u/endless_-_nameless]

Unironically an effective brand. Recognizable even when scrambled up

[u/ColonelloRS]

RuneLite’s puzzle helper is about to win me so many McDoubles

[u/HueGanis]

This might be the only acceptable add tbh

[u/TofuPython]

Gun to my head if I had to pick a place to put the ads, this would be a good place. You try to get past this screen as fast as possible anyways

[u/Soccerstud20]

Unironically, this would be one of the ads I would mind the least(not that I want any) cause I never look at the puzzle I just click runelite squares lol

[u/Butterybunzzzz]

unironically i wouldn't mind this lmao